Saturday, May 14, 2011

Kallista Fanfic Part 4 (one more part to go!)

 Alright. Things are clearing up in my mind, that's good. I think I know what I have to do in the next week or so, which is always good.

This part's only a thousand words, so sorry, but it needed to be written and I couldn't add any more to it.

Anyone else pissed off that Blogger shut down? Yes? Good.


 (just in case you're wondering, Jack makes it back to land, but can't reach the ferry in time)


Kallista wrapped her arms around her knees, hugging them tightly and wishing for a jacket. The waters of Circular Quay splashed up over the railing of the ferry, even when she was up on the second floor.
Her mind wandered back over what had happened over the last three hours. She wasn't very impressed. First of all...
Crap, she thought. Mitchell!
Tears formed in her eyes as she remembered her wounded friend, most likely long gone now. She bowed her head, resting it against her drawn-up knees. A foghorn blared somewhere in the distance, like a final goodbye to Mitchell. At the end of it's sounding, Kallista rose her head. She pushed her grief away, instead sending it to fuel another part of her mind- vengeance. How did Jack find her? She had kept her travels to Australia a complete secret, even Israel hadn't known she was showing up in his home country.
So he had had help. But from who? She knew that Jack had been wanting to get back at her from their previous  battle, way back in...

Chernobyl. I had been doing a little clean up work with some other mages, hoping to eradicate the foulness that had captured the place. Pointless, really, but I still had wanted to contribute something to fixing the nuclear disaster. We were working near that old ferris wheel, when we found him. And you can bet his sorry arse that I kicked the hell out of him. Of course, I had all of those mages with me, and he looked like he hadn't eaten or slept for three days. He escaped, using the ferris wheel to...

Kallista shook her head, clearing it of old memories. They weren't going to help her. But at least now she had a motive. The next step was finding out how he had used the vengeance fueled by that motive to find someone who could easily find her here in Sydney, even when she had tried her hardest to not be found. If she could even understand that.
The ferry went through a shallow part of the Quay, the bottom of it grating along the rocks beneath, causing her to bounce around in her seat. "Nope," Kallista said to herself quietly, grinning. "It's gone."

She retreated to the lower level of the ferry, barely flinching at the wrenching of age-old pistons and the grinding of rusty cogs. She headed straight for the source of the sound, an engine that had probably been built at the same time the great bridge somewhere above her had been. She bent over to reach underneath the engine, pulling a tarpaulin off of a crate stashed there.
In almost every big city in Australia, Israel had stashed hundreds of these crates, nicknamed 'Olives' because of their murky green color. Kallista had been apart of the distribution team, and at least every second ferry in Sydney had one of these crates stored in the engine room so that wandering civilians wouldn't find one and move it.
Her hand flicked right and left, deftly changing the air pressure inside the crate's lock to get the combination. After five seconds of tinkering, the lock sprung open, and Kallista greedily drank in the sight of the mini armory inside. Knives of all sizes and shapes, assault rifles and shotguns, several large clips of ammo, spare sets of clothes and wallets full of seven different types of cash. And resting on top of all of this, in an ebony black scabbard, was a shining silver katana, spiraling ivy inscribed into the hilt.
She carefully picked it up and unsheathed it, marveling silently at it's beauty. It was inside the crate because while Israel was terrible at swinging any sword- sometimes Kallista swore that he didn't even know one end from the other- he kept a Katana in the Olives just in case he was traveling with a sword-wielding friend, like Dragona Pine or Mary Hiashi, or herself.
Kallista stood quickly at the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs. It was probably one of the engineers coming to check up on yet another problem with the faulty engines, no doubt. She snatched up a few more objects from the crate, pulled the tarp back over it, and retreated to the shadows.

Kallista stood waiting at the metal railing of the ferry as it approached one of the many crowded ports in Circular Quay. She felt better now. More prepared. With a sword at her belt, a fully charged mobile phone in her pocket, and a borrowed replica of Israel's jacket around her shoulders, she felt safer, like nothing could stand in her way. Nothing could bother her.
She winced as the coarse material of Israel's jacket rubbed against her bare arms. Ok, she corrected
herself, maybe something could ruin things a bit. But on the bright side, the jacket does keep me warm.
The ferry grated to a final stop, and after a few moments of a crew member setting up a ramp, she was allowed across.
She moved with a purpose through the crowds, paying the fare and waking straight to a Gellati stand. God, was she hungry.
After her hunger had been satisfied, she pulled out the phone and dialed Israel's number. ACDC's 'Long way to the top' rang out somewhere to her left, and when she turned, there he was, the phone already halfway held up to his ear, his knee-length jacket slightly stained with someone's blood. But she wasn't looking at him. Instead, her eyes were trained on the unsteady figure at Israel's shoulder, a grin on the wounded man's face as he recognized her and she him.
Mitchell.
She nearly took him off his feet with the force of her hug. "Alright," Israel said when she had finally pulled away to not cause Mitchell anymore harm- she could see the way he clutched the part of his torso where he had been shot. "Let's go meet some bad guys."

Hells yeah.

Also, the crate in the back of Israel's van that is mentioned in my other fanfic is sort of an Olive...just with more...stuff...dammit, I'd rather not say anything else, cos then I'll spoil it.

I thought of something today, which I'm planning to tell Derek soon. Y'know how in the first book, when Stephanie's being chased by that man who made himself impervious to fire, and the downfall of that is that when he landed in the water he died? Well, I realised that apart from that, Derek never repeated something like it. No-one has the downside of dying when they do something awesome.
So I thought- with Springheeled Jack, if he is so light in the air, and can jump great distances and not be hindered, shouldn't he weigh a tonne when he is submerged in water? Shouldn't he sink instantly?
I think, because Derek has never written a part with Jack in water, that should be mentioned in one of the books, that Jack hates water...or something....

If anyone ever wants to see my epic minecraft creations, including an AC-130 Spectre (awesome military castle-of-doom), a P-38 (I think that it's some sort of old-style WWII plane...I wasn't quite sure), and an Aircraft carrier (Um...you all know what an aircraft carrier is, right?) plus a freaking submarine, you can find them all on the Minecraft server:   !(-_-)+(+_+)!

It's on at 4:00 est or something...dammit...

Talk to you all soon!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Part Three Kallista Fanfic

I don't have anything to say right now, but I'm sure I'll edit this later.


Israel's eyes appeared to flicker for a moment as he read the future, and so instead of trying to draw his shotgun, he grabbed Kallista's hand pulled her to the ground just as the burst of gunfire came from the counter. He got to his feet, jumped over the counter, and kicked Springheeled Jack in the arm, making him drop the gun. "Go!" he called to Kallista. "Get out of here!"
Jack tripped Israel over and threw a punch at his sternum, which he blocked as best as he could. Which of course meant that Jack's fist cracked against Israel's chest, causing him to cry out in pain. 
Israel rolled back to his feet, waving Kallista away. "It's alright," he said, spitting his own blood into the deep fryer to his left. "I'll be ok, you just go on." 
Jack jumped high into the air, and Israel dodged at the last second, tapping his temple knowingly at Kallista. She understood, just as Jack swung a fist a Israel's turned back, which he caught without even looking. "Hell's yeah," Israel muttered, and pivoted, twisting Jack's arm with him until Jack yelled loudly. 
Then Kallista was up and running, moving through the glass doors and back to the Deus Ex merchandise part of the store, passing civilians crouching in fear underneath the t-shirt display table. 
She rounded the counter, snatching up a set of keys off of a labeled hook there, and launched herself onto one of the bikes lining the wall- a black Harley Davidson XR1200- her foot slamming into the foot pedal to start it. On third go it did, and she accelerated, shooting forwards into a hat stand covered in headgear with 'Deus' written on them. She back-peddled the bike as fast as she could, kicking up a fallen helmet and strapping it on, just before she revved the accelerator again and shot through the open front doors and onto the streets. 
The bike veered left, her focus momentarily directed to getting her bearings, and then she recognized a street sign and floored it. Again, she was surprised at how fast the bike was going- it had been a good long while since she had ever ridden in a Harley Davidson.
She weaved in between the traffic, drove through a red light and kept going. What did it matter? Kallista thought. It wasn't even her bike.
A siren sounded behind her and she was reminded just why it mattered.
The review mirrors showed a single police car after her, lights all blazing. Needless to say, she didn't slow down.
But neither did the police car, and soon it was right behind her; most of the other cars had pulled over already, leaving no-where for her to weave away to. 
Then a large semi-truck pulled out from an intersection, horn blaring loudly. The bike's tires screeched in protest as she tried to maneuver away from the back of the semi, but the bumper of the police car tailing her wouldn't let her just stop. She felt the minuscule acceleration of the squad car behind her, the turn of the wheel, the nudge on the left side of her bike. It was a police move, she knew. There was little she could do to stop the bike from pivoting suddenly, from doing a couple of complete rotations before starting to wobble side to side, losing speed. 
The truck in front of her, either because of the flashing headlights behind it or for the driver's own purposes, braked and turned viscously, heading for a side lane. 
The bike still had enough momentum to keep it going until it hit the back of the now-slowing semi-truck. And the police car behind certainly did not see what was going to happen, for it seemed like they were actually speeding up.
She was going to be crushed between the police car and the truck. With the bike now turning this way and that, she couldn't even try and turn it safely away. Yep, she was definitely done for.
I could try another Crazy Iv- she began to think, but instantly cast the though out of her mind. Fat lot of luck that trick had done her. 
There were seconds now, until the bike carried her into the back of the semi-truck, and the police car would follow suit, squashing her into something even less than jam. 
Something caught her eye. Through the bright shine of the ever-bright Australian sun, her eyes locked on to the strange arrangement of handles and metal bars on the back of the truck in front of her. Almost as if they...formed a ladder of sorts, a way up to the top of the red trailer, to safety.
Just as the thought to jump entered her mind, the bike collided with the truck, the police car slammed into the back of her bike and she knew she was dead now.

You know when they say that your life flashes before your eyes before you die? That didn't happen to Kallista. Instead, re-occurring images of the sky and then her bike being crushed and then the sky again filled her head. It took her half a second to realize that she was spinning through the air. I must of been launched into the air the moment the bike crashed into the truck, she probably would of thought if she had been somersaulted through the air slowly, giving her time to think. 
But this hadn't been the case and instead she barely thought, just acted. Her hands shot out to her sides, steadying herself in the air with a burst of controlled air that sent her flying straight. Then she drew her arms to chest and shot towards the trailer, grabbing onto a bar at the last moment. 
The truck jolted as the true power of the collision shook through it, jarring her to her bones. It's wheels squealed as the driver decided to completely stop, and that's when Kallista took her chance to scale the trailer door and climb onto the top.
She peered back over to see her bike crushed and sitting perfectly between the police car and the back of the truck. Damn, she thought. What a waste.
Her eyes flitted to the police men inside their vehicle and was glad that there were no visible injuries; both men seemed unconscious, however. She allowed her a small smile to the fact that they knew nothing of her origins, nothing about magic and nothing about the responsibility thrust upon Kallista and her friends everyday so that they could keep things this way.
Then one of the police men stirred, his hand instinctively reaching for his sidearm, a Glock 17. Alright then, Kallista thought, hurriedly scooting back over the lip of the trailer. Not so innocent and unconscious now...
She stood, pivoting slowly. From her vantage point on top of the trailer she could see about two miles in any direction. In her immediate vision, she could see cars passing by the crash scene, heads craning out of the windows to peer up at Kallista curiously. A couple of cars were stopping and civilians were getting out of them, edging cautiously towards the crashed police car to see if anyone was in there. 
A man called out to Kallista. She ignored him and turned her gaze to the buildings instead. They were all more than ten metres away. Too far to jump to, even with the help of her elemental powers. 
The man kept calling out her name. Soon, others joins him, asking her what happened, why she was up there, did she cause it. A young man stepped forward and started to climb the back of the trailer door 'ladder' slowly, testing each foothold for it's safety first. He was coming to get her. She needed a way out. Now.
Hey eyes were drawn to a large blue
 truck heading down the street. It had too much momentum to stop, she could see. It would just keep going past the crash scene. Perfect.
It's horn beeped to clear the people away, and they scattered to allow it through. 
The young man reached the top of the trailer, and Kallista decided to put her plan into motion. Her right foot snapped out, catching the man in the nose. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that his hands were holding the bar in front of him, and when he whipped them up to his injured nose, he tipped backwards, falling off the trailer and landing on someone below him. 
But Kallista didn't see any of this because she had been sprinting to the other side of the trailer, her form blurring as she launched herself in the direction of the passing truck. Her body hit it awkwardly and there was a pain in her thigh, and she slid along the trailed until she found her grip. Inch by inch, hand over hand, she moved atop the trailer of the blue truck as it sped away from the crash site, turning left onto the next street and accelerating quickly. 
Finally, she found herself at the front of the truck, directly above the area where the driver would be seated. There were many handholds here and she steadied herself with them, crouching and looking around the streets they were driving through. Between some houses she saw a patch of water, and she knew she must be near Circular Quay. 
There was the sound of a gunshot in the distance and tires squealing, and a Ford Transit 260 SWB came careening around the corner behind them, a figure perched precariously on top. 
The figure looked up at that very moment, and time seemed to stand still as Kallista and his eyes locked. 
Springheeled Jack smiled that awful, toothless grin of his, fixed his battered top hat, and sprung away from the silver van. 

Israel, who of course was driving the van as it was his own personal one, cursed and stuck his shotgun out the window, emptying the two cartridges at Jack's flying form and then discarding the weapon onto the passenger seat beside him. Both shots missed, and Israel had made sure not to let the blue energy waves fly as they were in a civilian area. He swerved into the opposite lane, then cursed again as he dodged the oncoming traffic. 
He shot a glance at the blue truck-Jack had landed and was facing off against the crouching figure that was Kallista. Israel wished her luck, then turned his attention to not crashing.

Kallista clicked her fingers, summoning a flame in both hands. Before Jack could even begin to throw a taunt her way, she thrust both palms down onto the trailer top, sending blue fire rippling towards him. She didn't stop to see if it hit him-she doubted it would- she just turned tail and jumped off the truck, landing heavily onto the asphalt. 
Her shadow seemed to big and irregular, and she realized at the last moment that it wasn't just hers, and as she rolled away there was a whoosh as the Terror
Of London landed where she had been standing, snarling and looking slightly burnt.
He reached toward her but Israel's van slammed into him, and Kallista was about to sigh with relief when Jack landed silently on the ground again. A sound mixed between a sob and a cry of disbelief escaped her throat- couldn't anything kill him?- and then she was running again, her feet carrying her down a street and towards the water.
She rushed past a sign that read Virginia St. Wharf, and her legs thudded heavily as the ground below changed from ashpalt to concrete, concrete to wooden planking, and finally wooden planking to some sort of plastic that the giant pontoon was made of. A ferry was leaving it, already with a five metre gap of water between it and her. She didn't slow down and kept racing towards the edge, and then her feet met the lip and there was nothing, nothing but deep blue water beneath her, and then the air rushed as she began her descent and the ferry's metal railing slammed into her stomach. She caught hold and pulled herself up, turning around to face the rapidly receding pontoon.
Jack raced across the pontoon, then launched himself at the ferry like Kallista had done before. He might actually make it, Kallista thought, standing up onto the railing and raising her fist in the air as Jack reached the peak of his leap. "Hello, sweetheart!" she called out, mimicking his London accent, and kicked him in the face as his form reached the railing. He crumpled and fell backwards, sinking through the water. She didn't wait for him to resurface. She just turned and headed upstairs to find a seat, passing tourists with cameras pointed at every passing building. She collapsed into one of the seats up the front, and slowly let sleep overcome her.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Lenka

 
~.:!!!LENKA SWEET!!!:.~
why can't I get the writing any bigger than that? It needs to be MASSIVE!

Everyone. Go visit her blog now, damn it. 

Talk to her. Invite her to things. Do everything to get her back on. Please?

The person(s) who successfully bring her back into the Blogosphere will not only have my forever gratitude, but will also have a short 1-3 piece about their OC's kicking @$$. Ok? Please?
 



Other, less important things:
Who's in charge of the Eight Great's? There's this idea that I think I mentioned earlier, about having a "Blogger's Dictionary" there, and so I wanted to talk to them.

I got new TDK headphones today, listening to them right now. Epppiiiiccccc....

Also, everyone head over to the Bio-rama.
 
And now, onto the next part of the Fanfic.


Kallista reeled backwards, the world spinning as she collapsed onto he ground. She groaned Jack's form entered her view, grinning down at her. He reached both his hands down and hauled her up for a moment, then lifted her off her feet and slammed her down onto the wooden table. The back of her head smacked against it, and a strangled cry came from the back of her throat.
She needed to concentrate. Her eyes tried focusing, but the least she could do was stare up at cracks that spider-webbed across the rood. Then even that was gone as Springheeled Jack's ugly smile loomed, a fist drawn back behind his head.
'No,' she thought, her mind clearing. 'Not today.'
She brought her head forward, banging it into Jack's own forehead, then caught his fist and twisted it out of her path. It hit the edge of the table, and Jack swore, swinging his clawed hands uselessly. She moved underneath the clumsy strikes, grabbed his head in both hands, and drove her knee into it.
He stumbled back, disorientated for the moment, and Kallista flipped backwards, standing properly on the table. He glared at her angrily, but instead of clambering up onto the table to fight her hand-to-hand as she expected, he unholstered the same gun that had shot Mitchell, took aim, and fired.
She barely had time to register this when the first bullet whizzed past her left ear. She knew the next one would be better aimed.
Kallista turned tail, running the length of the table as he emptied the clip at her. She kicked bowls and cutlery out of the way in her effort to escape, even jumping over a man who was slumped over the table, somehow asleep during all of the gunfire. Something seemed familiar about him, but Kallista couldn't put her finger on it, and the bullets were getting more accurate. She slid the last metre over the edge of the table, and crouched there. She heard the sound of the spent clip of ammo dropping to the floor, and Jack sliding in a new one. But there was a whole ten metre table between her and him. Hopefully, if he tried to circle it, she could just crawl the other way until she was at the doors.
Of course, Jack was smarter than that, and instead he jumped onto the table and began taking slow steps onwards, the gun trained at the opposite end where Kallista was crouching. "Don't worry, sweetheart," he said in what he probably thought was a friendly tone. "I ain't gonna shoot you. I just wanted a little talk, is all."
Kallista said nothing, the chance of escape getting smaller and smaller with each step Jack took towards her.
Jack's foot caught on something, and he smiled when he looked down


The man that had been slumped on the table flickered his eyes open, and grunted as he tried to rid himself of the remaining tendrils of sleep. He groggily began to sit up when he heard what had awoken him: gunshots. Instinctively he kept still, the top half of his body still slumped on the table. He heard a rush of wind as something flew over him, and then heavy footsteps running away. Still, the gun fired.
When it stopped, he heard someone else step up onto the table. Their footfalls were dead quiet, and they moved with the gracefulness of a cat on a carpet. The man spoke with a thick London accent, trying to act innocent. But the way the London man said it, the way he moved and the smell of mustiness and dried blood on his clothes spoke volumes of danger.
Suddenly, the man slumped on the table felt the Londoner was standing above him. His heart was beating a million miles a minute, and he swore that he could feel his own fear perspiring off his body.
Then he was hoisted up to his feet, the Londoner holding him up and pointing a gun to his head.
"Oh," was all he said.

Jack grinned at his new hostage. He called out to the girl hiding at the edge of the table. "Hey down there. Come out, and I swear I won't spill the brains of this here hostage all over the damned floor, okay?"
He heard Kallista Pendragon curse to herself. Slowly, she stood up, her hands in the air. She saw the hostage and gasped. Jack wondered what she was astonished at. He set his own gaze on the man he was holding captive, and saw nothing of the ordinary, wether it was the dark brown hair of medium length, the open trench-coat that he wore, or even the strange leather straps on one leg...
Jack cursed. He knew this man. But, unfortunately for the Terror of London, it was too late to do anything.
"Hello, Kallista. Hello, Jack." Said Israel Elysium, who was, of course, the previously asleep hostage.
Jack choked in surprise, and Israel's elbow snapped backwards into Jack's nose, turning the spluttered choking into a muffled howl of pain. He spun, his palm connecting with the criminal's chest, sending him flying off the table and landing in a heap on the ground.
Springheeled Jack wobbled to his feet, one hand covering his broken nose, the other trying to stop his top hat from falling off. Israel's hand flashed, pulling his double-barrel sawn-off shotgun from the holster on his leg and pulling the trigger. Jack was flung back over the resteraunt counter by the force of the blue wave that shot out of the barrel.
Kallista walked over and joined Israel, who was standing in the same position, his gun trained at the counter. "Thanks," she said, and he put the gun back into its holster. "Nice shot, by the way..."
"It was meant to be loaded," Israel replied, scratching his head and searching his jacket. "Dammit...where'd all my shells go?"
"Oh," Kallista said simply, and there was a stirring behind the counter.
Israel's hand flew to his shotgun again, but before be could draw it, a small, black barrel rose from behind the counter and shot him six times in the chest.
"Oh," he repeated, and fell to the floor.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Hey :)

Two things. No wait, three.

1.  Recently, my Dad found this website (I can't exactly remember what it is, but I wouldn't suggest it if I did remember-it seems dodgy to me) that allows you to legally download movies in different formats for way cheaper than you normally would. My dad somehow extended the 24 hour free trial to a full month which actually cost him money, and so we were stuck with unlimited movies to be able to download within one month.

Did I say stuck? I meant blessed. Yup, definitely blessed...

So, naturally, we've been downloading as many movies as possible, which is awesome. No, we aren't breaking the law. At least, that's what my dad thinks...he's pretty sure that because we are paying money to someone at least, then it's definitely legal.

The first few movies we had were kind of crappy, but that was because my dad wasn't downloading them in the highest format. Once he did, it all started to be really awesome...

...


I almost forgot what I actually wanted to tell you.

WELL my dad hasn't seen the movie Tron: Legacy, and Louis and I have. He came into our room the other day and this conversation spawned...


Dad: I'm downloading Tron Legacy now, in the highest quality possible.
Louis: Awesome! It's really great graphics.
Me: (being me, of course, I had absolutely no-idea that my dad hadn't seen it yet) What, Tron? Nah, it was ok. The story kind of sucked though, especially how they kill off that guy who changes sides at the last minu-
Dad: ARGH! NO! Don't spoil it! I haven't seen it yet!
Me: Oh...
*pause*
Dad: Tell me, have you seen Titanic yet?
Me: Nah, I've heard that it's pretty much just a chick fli-
Dad: The ship crashes and the main characters die.

*silence. I could of heard the Golden God typing away at his computer all the way in Ireland, it was that quiet*

Me: Y-you...you MONSTER!



Yeah...so, anyway...

2. HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISEN! (does everyone else say that? Or only those in Australia...?)
And if you don't celebrate Easter, I'm still giving you Easter Eggs. Now enjoy, or I'll take them back.

...I'm warning you...



And finally, three:

Well, well well...what do we have here... An awesome-part-one-of-a-short-fanfic-story-that's-based-in-Sydney-and-99%-of-the-places-and-details-are-true-because-I-recently-visited-Sydney-and-went-to-these-places-and-promised-my-Aunt-that-I'd-write-a-short-story-about-it? Yes? Perfect:
 
Kallista Pendragon called the taxi to a stop, paying the driver and stepping out onto a busy Sydney street. She walked across the road when there was a break in the traffic, and hurried inside the building clearly labelled 'Deus Ex Machina'.
She was instantly hit by a wave of petrol oil and a hint of fries. The cement floor radiated not heat but cold air, and the giant dome-shaped light shades that hung from the ceiling only had four out of six globes working.
But Kallista ignored all of this, and instead walked past the people shopping for t-shirts labelled with the shop's logo and various motorbike pictures, until she stood waiting before the counter, her hand lingering over the silver bell.
Before she could press it, a man of short stature wearing grease stained overalls jumped up from behind the desk, making her jump. She scowled at the man. "Don't do that, Mitch," she said.
"Do what?" replied Mitchell, who smiled. Then his face lost all obvious emotion as he launched into what others called his 'business mode'. "I grant that you're not just here for a nice chat then, hey?"
Kallista nodded before answering. "Well, Sydney IS a bit out of my way..."
"No kidding." Mitchell sensed something was up. "Kallista, what happened..." The frown on his face grew, deepening the wrinkles on his forehead. "Crap. Why didn't you ride in on your bike?"
Kallista sighed. It hadn't been her fault. All she had been doing was driving on the freeway, speeding to get to Dragona Pine's birthday party, when a large truck had pulled ahead of her when she was only three hundred metres away from the exit that would take her to his house. She swerved and really did try to avoid it, but the only way she was going to get past it and keep most of her speed was if she pulled a Crazy Ivan. At that moment, it SEEMED like a good idea...
So when she slammed the brakes and gunned the engine at the same time, leaned as far to her left as she could so that the bike tipped and skated along the ground, right underneath the trailer part of the truck with her holding on for dear life, she was very surprised that the custom magically-enhanced engine piece that kept the bike running cut out, leaking in several places and minutes from causing a minor Black Hole.
The bike had leveled out, allowing her to direct it to the exit lane, but already she could feel that the steady roar of her bike had been reduced to less than a whimper. Needless to say, she had NOT gotten to the party on time.
Mitchell rubbed the stubble on his chin once her tale had been told. "Seriously, Kallista? That'd take weeks of fixing. How soon do you need the bike up and running again?"
Kallista fidgeted on the hard wood planks of the counter. "Mitchell..."
"Yes...?"
"The engine kinda... Blew up..."
There was silence. Mitchell hung his head in his hands and Kallista bit her lip in hope that her friend wasn't about to completely throw her out. After a strained thirty seconds of muttered curses from Mitchell, he exasperated a long, drawn out sigh, raising his head and looking Kallista in the eye. He fished some loose change from his front pocket.
"Here. Go into the resteraunt and buy yourself something. In the meantime, I'll think about the idea of helping you with the preposterous notion that you want me to build you another engine-which, by the way, is a horribly long and arduous task that could take two to three months." He sighed again as Kallista slid the change into her left hand. "This is it, Kal. For real, this time. If I help you, there's going to be no more favors. I swear, this is the last time I fix your bike."
She nodded and went to the two glass doors that separated the bike shop proper from the small resteraunt that Deus Ex Machina hosted within the same building. She opened them and the sounds of talk, frying pans and noisy eaters surrounded her. She moved onwards, ordered a small bowl of chips, and sat down to wait at one of the large pine tables.

Three more bowls of chips, two eighty-page magazines and a large soda drink later, Mitchell pushed open the doors to the resteraunt and headed towards her. "Alright," he said, "I'll do it."
She stood up, smiling, about to thank him, when there was the sound of a car backfiring and a dark red spot blossomed on Mitchell's t-shirt near his stomach.
"Shit," he said slowly, drawing the word out and looking down at it. "I'm shot..."
"Mitchell!" Kallista shouted, slipping from her chair in her effort to reach her friend as he slumped to the ground. She distantly heard the screams of the civilians in the room as they fled, but all her attention was fixed on her friend.
"Come on Mitchell," she cried desperately. "Just hang in there."
There were footsteps as a figure stepped towards her from the direction of the glass doors. He walked right up to her, and she faintly smelled the smoke from a gun discharge. Mitchell's assailant. There were tears in her eyes, but through her blurred vision, she swore she could see a battered top hat atop the man's head.
"'ello, lovely," said Springheeled Jack, kicking Kallista in the head.


It looked a helluva lot longer on my iPod...anyway, urah for Firefly homages!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Epic Post

-IS here.

How epic is that? :D

So, first off, i'm going to start with showing some drawings.

They were all drawn by me a while back...some were done last year, and some were done aaaaaagges ago...

Lenka Sweet, I pray that you see these and comment on them.
This is a battle scene for a reeaaaally short comic I came up with. Just Boba Fett shooting the hell out of some other Mandalorins. (Boba Fett is a character from Starwars, if you don't know about him, look it up on Google images)
Second page of the comic! Um, I hope you can all see it clearly, but he throws the laser-gun he was shooting in the previous page at someone's head, unsheathes his wrist blade, slices the neck of the person behind him while the guy he threw the gun at is still falling, then shoots him, and poses and looks freaking awesome. K? :P

A-hah! Third page. Again, it's really hard to read, so... FIRST: He says "Now to get back to my ship and get the hell outta" *next pane over* "-here? Kark it!" ('kark it' is like the Starwars equivalent of saying 'f*** it') "Enemy missiles, incoming!" (those are smoke trails, btw...the missiles are not attached to the ship with ropes, lol)

I suck at drawing massive explosions...so I just wrote 'Insert massive explosion here' as a note.

Oh my gosh! I hate smudges! WHYYYY!? Top left pane has him hovering above wreckage from the explosion, saying "That's it...". Next pane, "..for that little stunt, you get a large helping of fire and death!" And then it has him firing his wrist rocket :P Bang! The next and last page is pretty stupid, so i took it out. The ship explodes, he loots some money from the dead, and says some heroic line...i forget...

A quick one-page comic, that is not related to Starwars but was meant to be set in the future. Some men, holding a trench, mercenaries with goggles, beanies and bandannas attack, and a soldier who's probably wishing he was somewhere else right now...      This is an older drawing, btw, as are the next two.

Epic Random Figure with a freaking BROAD SWORD! A Cloud (from Final Fantasy) inspired drawing.

Front-on position.

Ghost. From Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2. We had to do it for art the other week. We chose a pic, ripped it in half, and drew it as best we could. Heeeeell yeah...

AND NOW....


SOME FREAKING PICTURES!!! xD
These were taken by me (that's probably why they're so fuzzy and out of focus, lol) near my house. Emphasis on the word 'near'. 'cos I don't think I'm going to put pics of my actual street up on the net. No offense.
Notice the Gum Trees. The leave-covered sidewalk. The freaking blue sky. This, my friends, is Australia.

Further on than the last pic was taken. Y'see, I don't live in the bush, I don't live in the actual city of Adelaide, I live at the foothills of the Adelaide Hills. Which means that everything's perfect- not so much noise from traffic that I'm constantly on edge for the next semi-truck, but enough passing cars to know that i'm not km's from civilization. The suburbs, i guess some would call it. All though...it's not as neat as most suburban places i've seen...

Um...tilt your head a little...

Close to my house. Reaaaaally close.

Beautiful, isn't it? What a wonderful gum...

Seriously. Blue sky. And no clouds. FOREVER. It's actually so blue that it's kinda freaky...

Ahhhh...the good ol' scrapbook...I've had this for about three-four years now, and yes, it's probably had better days. All that's holding the cover on now is a LOT of gaffa tap. (this is the book where all these pictures are coming from)

My knife. My awesome, epic, shiny, sharp blade that I bought for twenty dollars. Which was reallly cheap. And yet, it's stronger than most $100 knives...

Looking at my hand right now...it kinda looks stupid...

This is kinda what i'd expect Sanguine to be carrying around, y'know?

Yet more drawings! This one's of a 'Raging Bull' Magnum Revolver. Sort of like the one that Skulman has, but this one's more powerful and bulky. And yeah, i realize that i drew the barrel on a slant...it wasn't intentional, let me tell you...

Kinda like a.... i dunno, 'modded' version of a revolver?

I can't rotate pics on blogger :( But this is an epic drawing i did, of a 'School' in the future. That's a Military Police Guard looking at you through a rip in the chain-link fence....and yes, those are machine guns the guards are all carrying...

THE SK12!!! I created this gun, this pistol. Pretty cool, right? It was drawn ages ago, tho...

OMG! IT'S SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! :D I drew this in class, hence the lined paper. Based off of Mortal Coil's front cover, i hope i included oodles of awesomeness here. And those are fake legs a friend drew on him...i never really got around to erasing them...

A Warzone. I drew this during another lesson, but i don't know that blogger will pick up all of the minute details...let's just hope..     Turn your head upside-down to see the rolling pastures and riverbed of the place that used to exist here...before war tore it apart.
And that's it, i guess. Enjoy your Epic Post.


Can I just ask a favor? I would really like everyone who has not already visited Lenka Sweet's blog (http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/) to go there and say something, some encouraging words. If you don't already know, Lenka is having a tough time at the moment.

Also...I was wondering if you could try and get her to come and visit here, see my blog and this Epic Post. And then leave a comment...i hope she will.




I pray she does.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Hell Freakin' Yeah.




Sarthacus Bolt glared through the tiny pair of binoculars handed to him from Israel when the metal box had been opened. As they were driving the last kilometre to Israel's house, Elysium Asylum, Israel had told them all the contents of the box. Sarthacus was hoping for a machine gun, or a rocket launcher. But no. Sarthacus Bolt was given a small pair of binoculars so he could 'survey the opposition', as Israel put it. Sarthacus had grumbled and said that Skylara or Aquila could have flown over and done it, but Israel said that they had another part in the plan he was concocting.
And so, through the small glass eyes of the device, Sarthacus looked on towards Elysium Asylum, where the medium-sized walls were now guarded by Cleavers. Through the windows, he could see lights being flicked on as Sanctuary agents searched and then arrested the residents and friends of Israel. They were being herded to a semi truck parked in the roundabout driveway.
Sarthacus' gaze settled on the flowers in the roundabout; they were the deepest black. He frowned. The flowers were never black. Not unless...no, he could see no-one dead. But then...why were they...?
A hand-held radio strapped to his shoulder squawked to life, making him flinch in the ditch he was lying in, four hundred metres from the manor's walls. He had forgotten how the dark night could silence sounds.
The radio squawked again and this time he picked it up, held down the button, and spoke gruffly into the receiver. "You know, you don't have to keep checking up on me. It's not like I'm going to go anywhere."
On the other end, Aquila chuckled quietly before answering. "Stop whining. You're our 'eye in the sky'. Or rather, 'eye on the ground in a smelly foxhole'." Another laugh.
"Whatever." Sarthacus peered through the binoculars again, just making out the dark shapes of Israel and his group at the wall, crouching in the shadows.
There was a crackle on the speaker as someone else radioed in. "Cut the chatter, guys." It was Darkane. "So, what's the plan?" she continued.
"Alright," said Israel, and there was a crackly sigh through the speakers on everyone's radios. "This is what we're going to do..."

Skylara Wolfbane watched with eagle eyes as the guard of Cleavers and mages switched over, the latter talking in quiet voices and the former not saying anything. Aquila crouched beside her, listening with fox ears to the conversations being held. They weren't saying anything of any real importance. Something about a girl swathed in black and followed by shadows on the outskirts of the manor. Aquila didn't think that the person would be much of a problem. If she was going to be, then they would deal with her when she became a problem.
Fresh Cleavers and agents stepped up to the same spots that the other ones had. At an unknown signal, Aquila and Skylara both transformed into mice and ran through a small gap in the wall. They moved un-seen between guards and under parked cars. They reached the house and followed it around to the back. Now that they were in the shadow of the house, they were almost completely in invisible, so they morphed into their main forms: a fox and a silver wolf.
When they got to the back, they stood as humans once more, their eyes level with the power box. Skylara checked her watch. "Three minutes," she said.

Israel Elysium moved with all the grace of a bear with a broken leg, while all around him moved silently.
"Shut up!" Darkane whispered to him, as he tripped over another log. "Dammit! You'd think that you'd be the most stealthiest out of all of us, seeing as how this IS your estate!"
Israel swore as he fell into another thorn bush. "I knew I should of gotten rid of this side-forest..." was all he muttered.
The mini-forest stopped abruptly, making way for a grass lawn stretching for three hundred metres to the manor. They could make it unseen. If they sprinted non-stop, in a straight line, they could make it.
The only problem was that between them and the mansion were about fifty well-spaced lights and twenty alert guards.
"Alright," Israel said, then doubled over in a coughing fit. Darkane rolled her eyes as he struggled to regain his breath. When it was clear that he wasn't going to be able to talk anytime soon, she grabbed the radio out of his hand and put it to her mouth. "Commence phase three." The moment she took the radio away from her face, she added "I felt ridiculous even saying that..."
Israel straightened once more, snatching the radio back and slipping into his pocket. "Good. And now, we wait."
"Wait-they DO know which wire to cut, right? Blue for the outside lights, green for inside? I'd rather not be wandering in a house full of guards in complete darkness..."
"Of course they know! I told them, didn't I?"

At the back of the manor, both bearing flashlights and confused expressions, stood Skylara and Aquila, contemplating which wire to cut.
"He said the green wire," Aquila began. "I'm sure he did."
"No," Skylara said, prying the wire cutters from Aquila's grasp. "He DEFINITELY said to cut the blue wire."
"Nope, you're wrong."
A moment passed as they both tried to remember what their friend had told them.
"Blue." Skylara said.
"Green." Aquila said at the exact same time.
They both sighed. "Should we flip for it?" Skylara said, pulling out a spare coin.

Nicolette Croga crept through the trees and scrub towards the spot where Israel and Darkane were crouching, a shining knife in her hand. When she was all but a few feet away, she raised the knife above her head, grasping it with two sweaty hands.
"I know you're there, Nicolette," Israel's voice sounded. He hadn't even turned around.
With a pretend pout on her lips, Nicolette sat down between him and Darkane. "You're such a cheater," she replied, sheathing the knife. "Using that darn power of yours."
"And you're against the status quo. Who would want to kill ME, anyway?"
"Um..." Darkane said, pointed to several figures headed their way. "THEY might."
Israel cursed and reached for his radio. But then he stopped and cursed quieter. He couldn't radio to the others, the advancing figures would hear. Instead be crawled back further into the undergrowth with Darkane and Nicolette. When they were further enough away, he whispered to the others: "They're Cleavers. In fifteen seconds time, move..." he closed his eyes for a second. "...to the left. Thirteen metres Then wait for my signal."
They nodded and he opened his eyes.

Skylara had won the coin flip. She reached into the box full of wires, selected the blue one, and clipped it in half.

Sarthacus' gaze was instantly drawn to the manor, where all the interior lights had just switched off. He frowned, then pulled the radio to his mouth again. "I think there is the absolutely smallest chance that you two might of just snipped 'the wrong wire'!"
Behind the manor, Skylara gritted her teeth in concentration as she tried to re-tape the blue wire together again without electrocuting herself.
"Toldja so," Aquila muttered, making Skylara flinch and hit a live uncovered red wire. "Ah!" she shouted, and Aquila smirked. Skylara shook her right hand to get the feeling back in it, while with her left she finished taping the blue wires back together, eyeing the red wire maliciously.

Darkane and Nicolette crouched low in the spot that was thirteen metres to the left of where they had been, watching the five Cleavers search the undergrowth by the light of the nearest lamppost. Israel was nowhere to be seen.
They had noticed that the lights inside the house had switched off, and had assumed the worst had befallen their shapeshifting friends.
There was movement in the corner of Nicolette's eye. "Aw Hell no," she said, staring at something in the treetops.
"What?" hissed Darkane, and Nicolette just pointed.
Israel sat in the lowest branch of one of the trees, directly above the Cleavers, grinning maniacally and brandishing his shotgun.
"He's going to kill himself!" Darkane whispered, creeping forward.
"No!" Nicolette said, keeping her voice as quiet as possible. "Just let it all all play out. If he gets cut to ribbons, it'll be his own damn fault."
The lights inside the house switched on, but Nicolette and Darkane didn't notice. Israel did.
And so with the loudest battle-cry he could muster, he dropped from the trees and fell rapidly to the nearest cleaver.

"Got it!" Skylara said, pulling a handle to reboot the power. The lights inside the manor switched back on.
"Quick!" Aquila said, sensing that something bad was happening and they needed to help. "Cut the green wire!"

Israel dropped from the trees and fell rapidly towards the nearest Cleaver, just as every single light outside the manor turned off simultaneously.
There were curses heard and shouts of terror from the Cleavers and from Israel himself as the fight took place in complete darkness. Nicolette and Darkane slowly rose from their positions on the ground, stumbling towards where they thought the fight was taking place.
They heard a cry of pain and a snapping sound from Israel, and then his shotgun went off, shooting straight into the air. The energy blast that accompanied every shot erupted from the barrel of the gun and went straight up as well, illuminating the battle-scene before them in an eerie blue light.

Sarthacus swung the pair of binoculars over to the edge of the small forest inside the estate, tracking an arc of blue light through the sky. He made up his mind straight away, because he knew where that blue light came from.
He was at his feet in an instant, moving fast to cover the hundred metres back to Israel's van.
Once he reached there he threw open the back doors, instantly going for the black box in the back of the van.
Deep down, he knew something was wrong. He felt like something-or someone-was missing, but he couldn't quite remember what or who.
Minutes later he lay in the same foxhole he had before, holding an item of great use that he had found inside the big box.
Without further ado, he set up the large, Barrett 50. Calibre sniper rifle on the ground before him, loading a clip of ammo into it and checking that the thermal sight that was sitting as a replacement for the normal scope was working perfectly. When his check was complete, he placed the butt of his gun on his shoulder, leaned forward, and looked through the thermal scope towards the trees on the left of the mansion.

Three Cleavers. Two on the left of Israel, one on the right. Another lay on the ground, not moving. One was missing, probably run off to warn others.
Nicolette took all of this in in an instant. Three blades slid into her palm via a secret pocket in her sleeve.
She lined the targets up as darkness fell once more around them, and pulled her arm back. She swung it forward, letting loose the small knives so that they whipped through the air towards the Cleavers.
The first Cleaver was still wondering where the bright blue light had shot from when a knife appeared in his chest. As he slumped to the ground, the second Cleaver was in mid-dive to get out of the firing line of Nicolette. He was dead before he hit the carpet of pine needles below.
The third Cleaver, through heavy mental and physical training from years before, dropped to the ground the moment the blue wave of energy had started to fade, for he knew that when it had illuminated him and his comrades, the girl with the blades had spotted them all. He had seen how her eyes had calculated distances and compensated for the wind with a frantic glance. But he knew that she would be relying on where she saw him last. And so he ducked.
Milliseconds later, something small whistled over the Cleaver's head and embedded itself in the tree behind him. His mind subconsciously accepted the fact that if he had been standing, he'd have been killed.
But just as that thought was even starting to form, it was pushed to the edge of the Cleaver's mind. Strategies and training exercises that had been drilled into him from enrollment screamed at him to move. He crawled to the left of his position, his eyes struggling to find his assailants. But the darkness had been brought back.
He was an old Cleaver. He had been through many battles with many more adversaries. His grey suit was faded now, covered with small rips and smudges. He remembered for a moment to back when he was young and given the offer to join up. He regretted that day sometimes. They had stripped him of everything; his name, home, family, his magic. Given him injections filled with forms of steroids and boosters, to make him 'survive longer'.
He had had a wife. She had been beautiful. When he joined up, he kept in contact with her, even when it would go against the rules. So the sanctuary had her killed. He kept sending letters and leaving phone messages for a whole week before he found out. The Sanctuary didn't even bother telling him. When he got time, he talked to his commanding officer; an old soldier like himself named Alpha.
"My wife was killed by the Sanctuary." It hadn't been an accusation, it had simply been a statement.
Alpha looked up from the blade he had been sharpening. "She was."
The cleaver stood there, motionless. Not in rage or sadness. Not speechlessness. All emotion; anger, despair, joy, were all gone. They had been purged through the rigorous training he was put to when he signed up.
Alpha set aside the scythe and leaned forward, clasping his hands together. They had been ungloved. It was the first time that the cleaver had noticed a comrade with such aging hands.
"Listen..." Alpha began. For the next half an hour, Alpha had admitted that he was the one who killed her, via orders from the top. He said that the Cleaver was suspected to be holding back, in the hope of going home one day in one piece.
The cleaver had stood there, helmet hiding his blank features, while his chief apologized over and over again, letting his emotions run freely. Alpha retold a story of losing his own wife and family under similar circumstances, and the Cleaver barely listened or reacted.
He stopped holding back. If he was ordered into a suicide run, he would go there, no questions asked. It didn't matter how large the foe. He would fight it.
The other chiefs and masters were impressed by the Cleaver's improvement. Alpha grew angrier at himself as the years passed. Eventually, the Cleaver heard news that Alpha was given an honorable discharge. But the Cleaver knew better. He had heard the rumors.
You either died on the battlefield, or were killed in secret when you tried to leave. Another Cleaver had told him that once. The next day, that Cleaver was found dead in his own bunk. It had been the sanctuary; he knew it.
The Cleaver shook his head, clearing all of his thoughts. Even as he did, he truly started to accept just how old he was. If he was fifteen years younger, the intruders would be dead already.
He had been offered an honorable discharge a week ago. He had declined, knowing what it meant. They had insisted, and he had told them he would leave after one last mission. This mission.
He hadn't meant it, though. He had been on his way to escaping from the estate through the forest at that moment when him and his fellow soldiers ran into the three mages. He felt nothing at his comrades deaths; he hadn't planned to save them, and it was just an easier path without them.
His crawling form moved backwards, trying to get away from his attackers. He could not see- without the outside lights on, the darkness was so complete that the tree's shadowy forms were easily mistaken for people, even with the Cleaver's heightened eye sight.
His foot caught on a root and he stumbled, but recovered instantly, balancing himself against the stump of a tree.
A voiced sounded. The Cleaver stiffened. It was from a few metres to his left. The Cleaver slowly drew a small knife from his boot, still listening intently.
"Hey Israel," the voice said. "You ok?"
There was a grudging reply, surprisingly close to the Cleaver's right. Just on the other edge of the stump, he reckoned. "Hell no! I think he broke my wrist!"
Another voice found it's way through the darkness to the Cleaver's helmet from behind him.
"Damn, I can't see anything..." it said.
"Don't worry, Darkane," the first voice sounded. "I got this." A bright flame appeared, and the Cleaver could see it coming from the girl who had thrown the blades. The Cleaver was surrounded. They didn't know he was there yet, but already the girl with the blades was stepping forward to inspect 'Israel''s injury. He raised his knife. He would only get one shot with this.
Five metres away. One stab to the chest on her left side, and then he would keep on running. By the time that they would realize she was mortally wounded, he would already be gone.
He took a stance, gripped his knife, and lunged.

Sarthacus was training his sights on Israel, Skylara and Nicolette, glad that they weren't apart of the small ring of bodies on the ground.
The thermal scope picked up all objects that emitted heat (people, for example) and showed them in a bright white light. So the light from the bodies of the Cleavers killed by Nicolette was rapidly fading, and they were just becoming another part of the scenery.
He watched as one of the figures- Nicolette, he guessed -summoned a flame that shone as another bright white light in Sarthacus' vision. Nicolette walked forward to someone else who was clutching their arm, and both of their mouths moved as they walked closer to the tree stump in between them.
Sarthacus saw a small sliver of white poking around the edge of the stump and he frowned. What was it?
Hastily, he fixed the magnification on the scope, zooming in so as to see better. He readjusted his lying down position and leaned forward, pressing his eye against the rubber ring that was placed over the edge of the scope on the sniper rifle.
The tip of a boot. He could see it properly now, protruding out from behind the tree stump and glowing brightly from the warm foot underneath. His immediate reaction was to try and warn his friends somehow of the unseen danger, but he knew that he had mere seconds before the threat revealed itself. And he could see that his friends were unaware and unprepared.
He couldn't shoot through the tree stump at this range. And shooting the boot would be pointless, and probably just a waste of time. He was just contemplating whether or not to try shooting a shot over the hidden figure's head, startling it and alerting the others, when it lunged from it's cover, a knife in it's hand.
Sathacus' mind went blank. He didn't think. He just nudged the gun to the left and shot.

Something jumped out of the darkness at Nicolette, and her eyes widened as she was unable to stop it. The reflective surface of a Cleaver's helmet loomed towards her, glinting in the light of the flame she held. Her mind barely had time to register the knife being swung at her throat when a gun fired in the distance and the Cleaver's body was tossed to her left by an unseen force. The knife embedded itself into the ground by her feet.
She couldn't move. She was still frozen by fear and shock. Israel and Darkane ran over, and once they realized that she was unscathed, their gaze turned to her attacker.

He had failed.
That was all that the Cleaver could think of. He had failed his mission. His wife. Himself.
The bullet had penetrated through his standard issue jumpsuit with ease-it wasn't like it was the White Cleaver's uniform, after all. His blood gushed out of the wound, and distantly, he remembered that he should put pressure on it to stop the bleeding. He tried moving his right arm but he couldn't; he could see out of the corner of his eye that it was bent at the wrong angle, and he wondered why.
His left arm was twisted awkwardly underneath him, although he could still move the fingers around if he tried.
He saw shapes, shadows, through the glass of his visor. He struggled to move as they got closer to him, but everything from his chest downwards refused to move. At first he wondered why that might be. Then he remembered being shot.
A tear slid down the side of his cheek, moving with gravity and sliding past his ear. He hadn't cried in fifteen years. Not even when the news had come through that his wife had died. Now, the combined force of all of those unspent tears unleashed itself, and his whole body became wracked with sobbing and pain.
He was lost. Drifting in a void that no-one should have to endure. Yet endure it he did. His vision faded, and then shone brightly as he saw his beautiful wife, standing over him with loving eyes. His voice croaked out her name, knowing no-one else would hear. "Holly..."

Israel crouched down beside the fallen Cleaver, and stared down at him. There was nothing he could do. He was going to die, if he hadn't already.
The Cleaver moved. It took a moment for Israel to realize that he was crying. Or laughing. It was hard to tell with the helmet on. Speaking about the helmet...
Israel reached forward, cradling his wrist, and undid the hidden latches behind the Cleaver's head. He removed the headpiece.
The Cleaver was crying, all right. Tears ran freely down his face; he either did not care anymore or was unaware that he was.
They were stunned by the mere fact of the Cleaver having a break down in front of them. They had known all their life of the stone-cold killers to be merciless and emotionless, knowing no pain or boundaries.
This one looked more like some pitiful pup, found in a dark alleyway with no way of going home.
He was saying something, and Israel struggled to hear, feeling in no way threatened by the broken soldier. He frowned.
"He's saying...'Holly'..."

The dark started to close in. He almost welcomed it. Almost.
He saw the face of the man crouching above him. His enemy by law of the Sanctuary.
A flash of anger broke out across the Cleaver's face. The Sanctuary, the one that had killed his own wife behind his back, and not even bothered to tell him. The Sanctuary who ordered meaningless strikes on innocents all over Ireland. The Sanctuary that he had worked for for the last 15 years.
He knew what he had to do. His left hand, still twisted underneath him, groped around on the ground, grabbing at pine needles and dirt. He tried harder to reach his back pockets, forcing himself to not give up.
The pain in his chest grew. He did not have long now, he knew. He closed his eyes and cursed aloud as he missed them again.
Finally, his hand found the back pocket that held the object he needed. He ripped it off of his belt, and with the last vestiges of his strength, he shifted his body enough to pull his arm forwards so that he was not resting on it.


Israel stared at the Cleaver as it writhed around on the ground, struggling with something behind its back. He felt no need to try and stop it-if it was a blade; the Cleaver obviously did not have enough energy to swing it around to slice at Israel.
To Israel's surprise, the Cleaver twisted it's arm into it's natural position. There were objects in his hand, and Israel curiously leaned forward to see what they were.
Without warning, the Cleaver's hand snapped up and grabbed Israel around the collar, and Israel tried pulling away, but the Cleaver's grip held firm.
Israel stopped struggling, and the Cleaver's grip loosened. He was looking directly into Israel's eyes. What he saw there was a mystery.
Israel's hands went up to the Cleaver's, and as he fell back to the ground, smiling with eyes unseeing, Israel pried open the gloved hand and saw what lay there.
A photo. Two people, smiling in their own small world without pain and suffering. A beautiful woman, and a handsome man, both young, sitting on a velvet couch in loungeroom now long forgotten. Scrawled on the back in messy, blocky letters was "Holly + Me".
Israel moved the photo off to the side and looked at the other objects.
Dog tags. Two on a delicate silver chain, illuminated by Nicolette's flame. They were smooth as anything, and only bore two things. One was a number, the characters faded. The other, was one word, the name of the Cleaver. Not his given name, for that was long forgotten. Not his taken name, for that had been wiped away. And not even his true name, for that was lost with the destruction of The Book.
It was Assigned Name. Only he and the other soldiers of the Sanctuary had one, for only they needed it. It sealed all of their names at once, granting them no power of their own. Inscribed on the piece of shining metal was the name 'Echo'.

I am gone. No longer drifting, but heading onwards, past the void and to a land beyond. Light, everywhere. And a voice. Oh, that voice that I know so well. The voice of the woman that I had loved and married. Holly.
A smile plays upon my lips as I move further towards the light, all the while moving further away from reality.







Woah. I am so tired right now.

And to think, that's only one part. I still got another, like, five to go? Six? Ah Hell...



Well, hope you enjoyed it. I normally do a small bit on each character in my fan-fic, and I guess that the last two haven't really been following that schedule. Yes, there was a bit of Sarthacus in there, and I hope he likes that, but I felt that my character showed up a lot...and that's got to be annoying, so don't worry, I will focus on depicting the sheer awesomeness of your characters, I swear.



Oh yeah, and the Clock? It's wrong. It somehow only shows the times whereever you happen to be at the time (so it appears to me that it is showing Adelaide time to all, but in fact it's showing Adelaide time to me, and your times to you. Which is pretty pointless, seeing as how every comp already has a miniclock).





G'night all!







P.S Yes, i do know that not a lot of the Box thingo was revealed, but stay tuned. It shall be full of awesomeness, I swear. You just have to pretend that it's some really crappy idea, so that when you read what's in there, you'll be like "Oh, well, that wasn't that stupid."

If there are any typos in my story, keep in mind that all (save the last, say, ten paragraphs) was written on my iPod touch. I think Jaffa will understand that it is extremely tricky.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Ok...

More adjustments have been made to my blog. I now have a clock, which is useless to me but helpful to you, and also the Chat Box has been changed. I have made it so that you have to click on the link that shows up, and a pop-up chat box thing appears, allowing you to resize and so on.


And that's just about all i wanted to sa-
OOH! What's this? A story that just so happened to appear? Why, that's awesome!
This is that story that i think i mentioned earlier...something about drinking, Israel, Elysium Asylum and Christmas...hmm..
It doesn't have a title, but it's such a small piece that it doesnt really need one. No, there will not be a follow up piece, so if you weren't mentioned or seen in this story i am deeply sorry, i shall make it up to you somehow.




Israel Elysium sat at the big desk in his father's old room, contemplating life and staring glumly at the heavy rain outside.
Christmas Eve. And he had piled before him a mountain of paperwork to sign, courtesy of the Irish Sanctuary.
Israel hated paperwork. It was a job more suited to someone like his father had been.
He sighed and consulted the sheet of paper that was first on the pile. It was a sign-up sheet for work at the Sanctuary. He slowly picked up a pen and hoped that it was out of ink. It wasn't.
The whole thing was his fault, and he knew it. It had all started when he was at a local pub, sharing a drink with a high-up Sanctuary Agent. The conversation had drifted to the subject of Sanctuary recruitment, and by that time, Israel had already drunk three beers. His memory got a little fuzzy around that point, but two days later, a letter arrived at Elysium Asylum, containing several forms and a small note saying that the agent had gone to a lot of trouble to get Israel a spot in the Sanctuary's protection work force.
The forms were due tomorrow; Christmas day. Israel sighed once more, hearing suppressed music from the common room below. If it were any other agent, he would have instantly turned down the offer. But he needed to maintain a good friendship with this one. The man could become a useful ally in the future, and Israel didn't want to scare him off or anything. And plus, the Agent owned his own private brewery, and damn, Israel thought, did that man make one helluva Long Island Ice Tea.
So Israel was stuck. From somewhere downstairs, he heard another chorus of cheers and laughter in celebration of Christmas Eve.
He sat still for a split second, muttered "Stuff it" and pushed away from the large table, the chair scraping as it was dragged across the floorboards. He walked over to his bedside, donned his knee-length jacket, and turned to the door of his room, about to leave. He didn't know where he was going. Probably just somewhere he was going to sit in a corner and be pissed at the rest of the world.
Something sparkled out of the corner of his eye. Israel turned his head to look at the intricate glass bottle sitting on his desk. It was a bottle of strong whiskey that had been an early Christmas present from one of the residents here at E.A.
So, he could sulk and glare at the world for being unfair. Or...

The hallway outside of his room was dark. His footsteps were light on the carpeted floor, and for a moment as he passed Jaffa's and Kallista's rooms, he wondered if he should invite them down there too. He kept walking. They probably already were.
A small pair of eyes watched from the banister of the grand staircase downwards. Israel reached them and smiled, patting the cat that perched peculiarly there. "Is that you, Mar Chu?" The cat purred in answer, rubbing her chin on Israel's hand. "Well, isn't it strange what the cat drags in in Christmas Eve? No pun intended, of course."
Israel started to descend the stairs, and Mar leaped on to the shoulder of his jacket, clinging desperately as he continued to move. When he reached the Entrance Hall, Mar got a better grip on his jacket, the claws digging into it.
"Hey!" Israel called over his shoulder at Mar. "Watch it! I only have one of these jackets."
He passed the piece of old parchment that hung on the wall beside the front door, and as he did, his name disappeared from it, as did the words parallel of his name, 'Israel's Room'.
Instead, they reappeared seconds later, with the writing 'Entrance Hall' scrawled in neatly next to it. Underneath Israel's name and in the same category was March's name.
His eyes glanced quickly at the section for the people sitting in the common room. It extended to over half of the list. He saw names he barely recognized, and others that he hadn't heard of in years. His feet stopped moving and Mar was almost thrown off his shoulder. He went back to the list and smiled to himself as he saw that some of the names were slight smudged, as if someone had splashed with a small amount of water. Israel almost laughed at the amount of people smudges in their name. He had created that small piece of magic himself, designed to signal who was drunk and who wasn't. The more smudged the name, the more drunk that person was.
He spotted a name in the section labelled 'Driveway', and he moved to the front door. He checked the future, counted the seconds, and with a flourish, opened the front door. A wet and bewildered Dragona Pine stood in he doorway, cold to the bone. "How did you...?" Dragona began, but Israel just tapped his own temple and smiled.
Dragona saw something under Israel's jacket and almost collapsed right there. "Please tell me that's what I think it is...please tell me...is that...Whiskey?"
"Like Hell," Israel replied, lifting the bottle up so that Dragona could see it better. He made a quick grab for the bottle and Israel snatched it away, leaving Dragona stumbling towards the staircase. "I'm opening it in the common room if you want any," Israel called to Dragona, and then walked on through the hallways. It wasn't far to walk before he had reached the Common Room. This close, the music was so loud that the floorboards had started to shake. He straightened his jacket, smoothed down his hair, and opened the two large French doors to see a party happening. The fire was roaring. Drinks were being served. The music was being mixed by someone that he didn't quite know. They even had a large Christmas tree in the corner.
The moment he entered, the music stopped. Cheering died down. And all eyes were fixed upon him. Kallista stood from her seat. "Um...w-we're sorry, Israel. We know you have a lot of work. We could, um, turn the music down if you want," she said sheepishly.
Silence filled the room still. The people who had been dancing now shifted awkwardly from foot to foot. And Israel just stood there, staring at them all.
Another ten seconds passed. Then, wordlessly, Israel held the Whiskey bottle aloft in the air, a smile playing upon his features.
Everyone cheered. They hooted 'n' wooted. They were really just glad overall because he hadn't come down there to put a stop to the party, and instead he had come and joined them.
There was a welcoming of hands and smiles as he went through the crowd, greeting those he knew and nodding to the ones he didn't. He finally reached the bar, where a sorcerer bar-man was serving drinks. "Anything for you, sir?" he asked Israel after just serving two others.
"Just some glasses please," he replied. The bar-man gave him four on a small plate, and Israel weaves his way to the corner of the room, pulling up a leather-padded chair. He set the glasses down on a little table, and started pouring.

Fifteen minutes later...

Dragona took the stairs down to the first floor two at a time in, all water gone from his clothes. He was just about to head on down to the common room when he glanced at the parchment attached to the wall. He kept going, stopped, and backtracked slowly.
His eyes spotted once again what they had moments again. It was under the section labelled 'Common Room'.
"What the HELL," Dragona said, staring at the mass of blotted ink on the parchment where someone's name was meant to be. "is THAT?"

"Stuff it," Israel said, drowning his fifteenth glass from the bottle of strong Whisky. "I don't need that job! And I don't need to be friends with that agent, anyways."
And so his mind was set.
However, all that the people around him could define of his words was little more than "Nmph nm nmph-nmh." And then he proceeded to fall asleep.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ah, how Blogger is awesome.

I have made some changes to the blog recently, as you can see.

With the help of my awesome bro, Louis, I have added...

A CHAT BOX! HOORAY!

Now, i;m hopefully thinking that this will be easier for people to talk on the blog. And I think that if it's awesome enough, we might even convince the Golden God to put it on his blog! Which i think will make many people happy, as if there is a post on his blog that is on a certain topic, people can still chat on there, but with this chatbox.

Another reason i brought it in was so that you wouldn't have to go and refresh a whole page to see if someone has commented yet. I dunno, but i hope this is better. If not, i'll prob take it down.

Lizzy, i posted something in the previous post, replying to what you said.

And btw, when you're using the chat box, you can click on the 'Help' button to open up a little window with helpful tips on how to get colors, sizes, etc.

I will be posting two things soon: 1, a very short piece of writing about Israel, drinking, jobs, Christmas, and Elysium Asylum. 

2, the next part of my fan-fic, which shall be upon us very soon.

Also, another idea for a fan-fic has sprung into my mind, and i have already started plan it out. 
It shall be about...





















 ...and mind you, no-one can copy this idea....














....A Cleaver.


Because i have become mildly obsessed with these supersoldiers. In my fan-fic, there is a great deal about a certain one, and then there was this 'White Cleaver' post i did, and now this....


...I want to know so much about SP, but i think i like having never-ending freedom with my writing, and so coming up with stories about Cleavers is fun, on account of so little back story being said by the Golden Gods in his books.







...speaking about his books, i;m now up to the part when Valkyrie and Fletch go dancing in Mortal Coil....