Thursday, June 9, 2011

Kallista Fan-fic, Final Part. Oh yeah, and a freakin' Desert Eagle.

Hello.


You all doing well? Awesome.

I have to say, things are going well for me right now. In one month from now (9th of July) it will be my birthday, and I assume that you're all planning to get me some pretty damn epic presents...

So, with that to look forward to, four whole Terry Prachet books to read, 99% of all my school projects for this week finished, right now, things are doing good.



But that's not what I'm here to talk about. I'm here to talk about why a Desert Eagle is so awesome.


Well, I say talk. I really mean that I'm going to show a picture of a Desert Eagle, and that's...uh, that's about it.

Enjoy! :D


By Me, Hellboy. Copyright and so on. xD




Did you like that? I drew it recently. If you don't know what a Desert Eagle is, then...well...click here. The best way to describe it is that it's an insanely powerful handgun/pistol that fires bullets with a diameter of about half an inch. That's a big bullet, in case anyone's wondering.

And it's awesome, and it's epica, and so on. But now I just want to post the next part of the story. So, here you go XD



They dropped Mitchell off back at Deus Ex Machina, leaving him to two of the other workers for him to be looked after, then got back in Israel's van and drove away in silence. Kallista still held the katana and wore the spare jacket from the Olive crate.
It was when they were crossing the Sydney Harbour Bridge that Israel sighed and finally glanced at Kallista in the passenger seat. "You're quiet." He remarked. "What's up?"
She shrugged, tracing the intricate pattern on the sword's hilt in front of her. "Just thinking."
Israel flicked an indicator on, turning left down a small, winding alleyway and emerging onto a dusty road with no sidewalk. "About what?"
"Well..." Kallista began. "Have you ever wished...have you ever wished that you weren't magic? Because then-"
"Hell no!" Israel said with a snort. "Magic was the best damn thing that happened to me! I mean, look at me. I have an awesome mansion, heaps of loyal friends, a gun that shoots freaking' blue energy, and I get to kick the hell out of anyone not doing the right thing! Magic was the best thing that happened to me! I remember this one time when..." His voice trailed off as he realized that Kallista had tears in her eyes. She wasn't saying anything. "Oh," Israel said. "I should of agreed with you, right?"
"Yeah."
"Crap. That would of been a really good time to have used my power, wouldn't it?"
"It would of."
"And yet I didn't. Damn."
Silence filled the van for a several minutes as Israel pulled several tight turns on the dirt road, and the scenery around them changed from being the heart of the city to being suburbia. Kallista's eyes dried, and she stared outside at two young children playing around with an old camera. They were laughing and pretending to snap photos of each other, even though the old-fashioned camera had no film. Then the van accelerated and Kallista couldn't see the kids anymore.
"You know," Israel said in a calm voice. "You're kinda right. There are many things that I regret that happened because of magic." He shook his head slowly. "I've killed so many people, imprisoned many more, made enemies of more people than I thought was possible, and been attacked by complete strangers who didn't like the color of my jacket." He gave her a look. "And seriously, who in the world hates my jacket? What kind of lunacy drives someone to hate something so comfortable and...and...awesome!"
Kallista quietly ignored the horrible, scratchy material that she was wearing over her shoulders and said nothing.
"But really, the thing that levels it all out, the one thing that makes all those people attacking and hating me worthwhile is the friends I have made along the way. The people just like me are things that keep me going. And sure, if I didn't find out about magic, then I would of grown up with a completely different crowd, made friends with different people, and lived a normal life with a normal job and died around about sixty five years ago.
"But I didn't choose that path. Neither did you. And so we're all together on a rickety little boat, moving out through open sea without a map or knowing of where we're going." The corners of Israel's mouth lifted in a smile. "But I like it that way. Hells yes, I do."

Israel pulled over to a modernly-styled house, and Kallista looked up skeptically at it. "In here? I would of expected that our target lived somewhere a little more...I don't know, hidden? I mean, it doesn't even look like there's any protective charms around it."
Israel unbuckled his seat belt and stepped outside. "Looks can be deceiving. And anyway, he doesn't live in there. He lives down there." Israel pointed to a 'No Entry' sign and a low gate across the road that protected a downwards path that led somewhere unseen. Israel pulled out his shotgun as he stepped over the gate, holding it vertically next to his head so he could level it out easily if he needed to. Kallista shrugged off Israel's coat and let it drop to the ground, leaving her arms bare. It would only hinder her movement. They moved down the steep slope, both struggling to compensate for the change in the angle of the ground.
"So," Kallista said, stepping around a rotting post that was crawling with hundreds of ants. "Who's our target, anyway?"
"He's not our 'target'. He's just a sorcerer who I thought I might pay a visit too. His name's Jacen Pentecost."
Kallista raised her eyebrow at Israel. "Just a sorcerer? You sure?"
Israel sighed, craning his neck to try and sneak a look through the trees lining the path and into a window of the small houses they were passing. All of them had their blinds pulled down, denying him from seeing anything inside. "Alright. I guess I better start from the beginning. I met Jacen a while ago, when he wasn't retired and working full-time. Jacen's job was...well, I'm not quite sure what it wasn't. He did everything. Black market, hitman, bank heists. He was the mastermind behind some of the best criminal plans in the world. It's rumored that he even set up JFK's death."
"No...really?"
"Not sure. Y'see, Jacen's power is that he can know exactly where a person is at the present time, anywhere in the world."
"Ah. Scary."
"Damned straight. But at our last meeting, I scared the hell out of him so that he wouldn't go and use it again for bad things...and so far, it's been pretty good. But recently, I've heard of some of his old friends being rounded up, and I thought we might as well check in to see what he's doing and the like."
"You think that's how Jack found me so easily? It's something to do with this Jacen creep?"
"Probably," Israel said, taking the lead. The ground had leveled out, and a corrugated iron fence began on the left side of the road. "Alright. It's this house up here."
Kallista raised an eyebrow at the house they were approaching. It looked normal enough. The shutters weren't drawn, and inside she could see a desk with a laptop that was still running. She frowned. Papers were strewn all over the ground and the chair was overturned.
"He sure left in a hurry," Kallista said, drawing the sword from the sheath at her belt. She let it drop by her side and held it loosely so that it tapped lightly on the corrugated fence. Ratatatatatatatatat was the sound she marched by as her eyes flicked from every detail she could see inside the house.
"Oh, he didn't leave," Israel said, and a man jumped out the front door and sprinted along the porch as fast as he could. Israel leveled out the shotgun and fired both shots, blowing apart the front door and then a support beam for the veranda.
"That's him!" Israel shouted, emptying the shells and sliding two new ones inside his shotgun.
Kallista felt her legs moving faster and her body leaning forward as she gave chase to Jacen Pentacost. The ratatatat of her blade against the fence sped up and eventually was replaced by the sound of screeching metal as her blade carved into the iron with the speed of her movement.
Jacen dodged into the backyard of his house, and Kallista missed the hidden turn and had to improvise. She leaped and kicked off of a wooden shed, twisting ninety degrees and running as soon as her feet hit the ground. Jacen changed tactic, going for a car lazily parked up ahead. Kallista thrust her hands out in front and the air rippled, sending Jacen cartwheeling through the air and colliding with the car door. He groaned and struggled to his feet, stumbling away from the car and lifting a fully automatic machine pistol to fire at Kallista. He squeezed the trigger and Kallista dodged behind the car for cover as the burst of gunfire tore apart the windshield. Jacen started on a run down the road again, turning around to fire at Kallista every few steps. She waited behind the car until he was gone, peeked out, and sprinted full pelt down the road as well.
Where the hell was Israel? Her thoughts raced alongside her, and then the back door to someone's yard ahead of her blew into pieces, a blue wave pushing them forward and clearing the way for Israel to come rushing through.
He missed Jacen by inches but didn't stop running to catch him. Kallista picked up speed and easily caught up with the brown jacketed man. He was huffing and struggling to breathe. "Pick it up, Israel," Kallista shouted, overtaking him and moving to catch Jacen.

Jacen looked around, frightened, and twisted right before the girl could lunge for him. The man was no problem; he had stopped in the middle or the road, hands on his knees, catching nothing but his own breath.
He knew who they were, of course. He knew Israel Elysium from years ago, when the brown-jacketed man had turned Jacen away from organizing crime. Or tried to, at least. Jacen still did a little crime when he wasn't too busy. But he always made sure that he kept a low profile, just in case Israel showed up again.
But during this job, Jacen had been sloppy. Israel had found out, and now here Jacen was, running away from his own home.
Jacen saw a sign up ahead and moved to a small path on his left. The track led him to a construction site for a neighboring home that was being rebuilt. He called up a dozen names in his head and was happy when their immediate location showed up in his mind as at the construction site before him. He was glad now that he had had the foresight to hire several 'friends' to replace the workers at the construction site. Just in case some unwanted visitors arrived to Jacen's house and he needed help taking them out.
A gunshot fired behind him and Jacen barely managed to dodge the blue energy that followed the shot.
Just like now, Jacen thought, running into the construction site and calling out to the workers there.

Israel had started running again and caught up with Kallista, just as Jacen ran into the construction site. He dug into his jacket pocket in search of two more shells to load his shotgun with, found none, and checked the other pocket.
"Look out!" Kallista shouted, and then ducked and was lost by his side. The Hell? Israel thought, and looked up just in time to get knocked in the face by a metal bar being held over the shoulder by a worker in a yellow vest.
He groaned and looked up at the worker, expecting an apology, or a hand getting up, or even hug, so he was very surprised when the worker bent down and hoisted Israel all the way to his feet, then punched him in the face so that he fell to the ground again.
"The Hell was that for?" he mumbled, getting to his feet. The burly worker didn't answer; he only raised his fist for another punch. "Fine!" Israel called, raising his own. "I was going to trade apologies, but punches are just as good!" He charged, then at the last moment twisted around and dodged out the way. The worker's momentum ran him straight into Kallista's katana. The man slumped and she withdrew her blade. Israel picked up and holstered his shotgun, nodded to her, and they both searched the construction site with their eyes from where they stood. Or at least, one of them did. Israel's eyes were closed and every now and then his face would twitch involuntarily.
"This way!" he shouted suddenly, and his eyes stayed closed as they ran through small gaps between metal beams. He turned left and Kallista followed him up a makeshift wooden ramp that lead to scaffolding. They scaled it quickly, and Israel, still with his eyes closed, leaped directly off it, landing well enough onto an adjacent scaffold. Kallista landed next to him, just in time to hear him murmur to himself "Well, that's as far as I got..."
He opened his eyes. They were surrounded by workers armed with an array of weapons stretching from metal bars to long, wicked blades. They clung to the bits of scaffold around Israel and Kallista as the two stood defiantly back to back.
"I thought you used your power to get us here!" Kallista whispered furiously at him over her shoulder; they were pressed back to back, slowly turning as to see their enemy all the time.
"I did! This is as far as I got! All the other paths got us both killed by one of the workers!"
"Well whoop-de-freaking-do! Now we'll most likely be torn limb by limb by all of them!"
"What do you suggest, then? Any bright ideas?"
Kallista's eyes twinkled mischievously. "Only one. Is your gun loaded?"
Israel opened his mouth to whisper back, then frowned, looking down at his shotgun in his holster. With a pang he remembered that he hadn't reloaded it yet. There were still two rounds in his pocket, he was sure, but he couldn't reach them quickly enough without the workers killing him first, he was sure.
"No," he said sadly.
Kallista's eyes lost their sparkle. "Ah."
The workers had waited long enough. The strongest of them, but not the smartest by a long way, charged towards Kallista, metal pipe clenched in sweaty palms, and got a sharp jab in the nose for it. "No touching!" she called, pointing her finger at the crying man on the ground. She wagged it at him. "Noooooo...touching..."
Another sprung at her and she kicked him in the shin before he could reach her and then moved in close with elbows and knees, eventually sweeping his feet out from under him.
"We might win this, y'know," Israel said. He turned to a man with a ferret-like face and a blade in his belt. Israel smiled at the man, and tried the same thing as Kallista. "Don't even try it, man. I wouldn't even go near me, I'm so skilled. I've beaten thousands of your kind before, thousands of expendable people that are basically just cannon fod-"
The ferret faced man just raised an eyebrow, ignored the threat, and punched Israel in the face.
He reeled backwards, hands covering his own face. "What the hell! I just said don't attack me! Don't you understand?!" The ferret-faced man drew his knife, examining it's sharp edge for a moment before stepping towards Israel. "Well that's not quite fair," Israel murmured, then drew his shotgun and fired it point blank at the man's chest. Even without ammo, the blue wave knocked him off his feet and threw him off the scaffold. Israel didn't even have time to hear the sickening thud before more men rushed in to attack.
Kallista's sword flashed out and she pirouetted perfectly, catching three men with her sword's edge. Two crumpled to the ground, the third had been wearing armor and drew his own blade, a long, wickedly curved thing with a handle wrapped in leather. He roared and leapt forwards, slashing left and right at Kallista. She parried twice, then sidestepped the man's next lunge and brought the hilt of her sword crashing against the back of his shaved head. He stumbled and turned round again, and her boot collided with his chin. He was lifted into the air with the force of the kick, then fell back down to the ground. His hand went to a toolbox on his left, and he expertly flicked the contents at Kallista one by one.
A stanley knife grazed Kallista's arm and her eyes flashed in pain and anger. She caught the next tool- a screwdriver- in mid-air, flicking it around in her fingers and throwing it straight back at the man. It lodged itself between his eyebrows and he fell still.
Israel jumped to his feet, switching the opening lever on his gun and letting the barrels tilt forward. His fingers finally found two shells in his pocket and he drew them out, shoving one into the left side holder. Before he could load the other one, a worker crashed into him, and the cartridge he was holding went flying. Israel had just enough time to see it land on the edge of the scaffolding platform before the worker punched him in the stomach and his breath left him. Israel brought the shotgun around in a large arc, slamming it into his assailant's temple. The man went down and Israel turned, diving towards the shell before either it fell off the edge or someone else decided to beat him up.
His fingers closed around it and he flicked the opening lever again, slotted the shotgun cartridge into the right-sided barrel, and flicked the gun upwards with his wrist, causing the barrels to tilt up and click back into place. He pivoted, bringing the gun up as he did, and held it there, leveled at the yellow-vested worker who had an arm wrapped around Kallista's neck and a knife held against the underside of her chin. All of the other workers picked themselves up and stood behind the man; he was obviously the leader of the group.
Great, thought Israel. Just what I need. A standoff. Jacen's probably beyond our reach by now.
"Let her go," Israel tried, going for the classics, hoping that this one time they would work.
"Not in your lifetime," the worker said through rotting, yellow teeth. "And don't even try threatening me with that shotgun- we both know that you'd kill me and your pretty little friend here."
Don't say anything, Israel hoped desperately. Come on, Kallista, don't react to it...
"And so I'm guessing that you're just the best looking person in this entire universe, huh?" Kallista said, rolling her eyes at the man holding her captive. "Who was the last girl that was actually interested in you, hmm? A hobo down the street?"
"That's enough!" The man roared, pressing the blade into her throat, drawing blood. "Now! This is how things are going to go around here. One of my friends here is going to make a little call to the boss. Then we deliver you all to him, and you can go have a little talk with him. Ok?" He didn't wait for an answer. "Good. Jesse, if you wouldn't mind?"
One of the workers nodded, pulling out his mobile phone. He hit speed dial, but shook his head after a few moments. "He's not picking up."
The worker with the knife sagged momentarily. "Damn," he muttered.
"What's wrong?" Kallista smirked. "That old hobo of yours wants you back in time for dinner? Is that it? What's she making for you, hmm? Apple core and cardboard stew?"
The man's face contorted in an expression of utter and complete rage. It was at this moment that Kallista realized that she had gone too far.
But instead of paying attention to her comment, the man launched straight into a question. "Do you know how I got this knife?" He said, his anger barely kept out of his voice. Behind the man, Israel could see the workers backing away slowly, step by step. They knew something was about to happen. And Israel couldn't stop it.
Kallista struggled to look at the knife being held to her own throat. It looked simple enough. Its blade was slightly rusted where it met the plain wooden handle, which was largely obscured by the man's hand.
"It looks pretty normal to me," she said.
The worker couldn't of possibly been more outraged. "Do...you...know..." he said, each word separated by a ragged breath. "How many...people... I killed to get this blade? It's an amazing tale that tells of the sheer strength and cunning that a man like me can achieve."
"Oh, well, that's a shame," said a Yorkshire accent. A man leaped down onto the scaffold, walking right up to the worker. "You see, I would of loved to have traded stories about weapons, y'know, but I just can't really see you surviving the next...let's say...ten seconds?"
The knife-wielding worker stumbled back a bit, still grabbing Kallista and dragging her with him. "Stay back!" The worker shouted, pointing his knife at the Yorkshire man. He frowned in return.
"That ain't a knife," he said, unsheathing a deadly-looking katana from crossed scabbards strapped to his back. "Now this, heh, this is a knife." And then he stabbed it straight into the worker's chest. He fell backward and Dragona Pine, who it was, of course, pulled Kallista away from the body and embraced her instantly. "Miss me?" He whispered, sheathing the blade.
"Of course," she replied, feeling truly safe for the first time in twenty-four hours.
The other workers readied their weapons again, not scared in the slightest at the arrival of the extra mage. "There's still more of us than you!" One of them called out, and they started to advance.
"Uh, guys?" Israel called out. "Hello? Plan of attack, anyone?" Kallista and Dragona still hadn't left each other's arms. Israel closed his eyes and checked the future, then smiled when he saw what it was. "Brilliant," he muttered, lowering his shotgun. "Just brilliant."
Three Cleavers landed without a sound between Israel and the advancing workers. They unsheathed their scythes and twirled them slowly around their bodies in unison. Israel didn't stay to watch. It lasted four seconds, and at the fifth second, all three Cleavers where sheathing their scythes again.
There was a scuffle overhead and all eyes and visors looked upwards to the next level of scaffold. Jacen was shouting and pointing from up there, and two more men were firing with submachine guns from his platform. Kallista and Dragona hit the ground, the bullets inches away from hitting them. They both stole a glance at the gunners, the looked back at each other, an unspoken plan forming.

Israel and one of the Cleavers leaped on to the next scaffolding platform, taking cover as one of the gunners saw them. Israel saw what was going to happen and didn't waste a second thought. "You!" He shouted at the Cleaver over the gunfire. "Follow me!" And he launched himself off the scaffolding railing. He landed heavily on the ground and the Cleaver landed perfectly, but he didn't care. Here's something you can't do, Israel thought, aiming his gun at a few small bushes to his left. The Cleaver's head titled in surprise and curiosity as half a second later, Jacen Pentecost jumped from the scaffold too, and landed exactly where Israel's gun was pointed. Jacen cursed for a bit as he tried to rid himself of thorns, and then he looked up and realized that he had something else to curse at.
"Give it up, Jacen," Israel called, his shotgun not wavering.
"And put a halt to a wonderful life of crime? I don't think so." And with that, he turned tail and jumped over the fence. The Cleaver stepped forward but there was a scream back on the scaffolding. "Go help them!" Israel shouted to it, running to where Jacen had. "I've got this."

Kallista and Dragona waited until the gunners had to reload, then stood up with arms and hands held high.
But they weren't surrendering.
"Hey Bob," one of the submachine gunners said, nudging the other. "Bob, look. Easy targets, right?"
Bob saw them and smiled, making a show of slotting the next ammo clip into his gun and cocking it. "Right."
They raised their guns and fired.
"You sure this is going to work?" Kallista whispered through gritted teeth as she angled her palms towards the gunners.
"Hey, it wasn't my idea to stand up here like idiots, completely at their mercy."
"Whatever. Right, they've loaded their guns. On the count of three. One..."
The guns fired and the first bullet grazed Kallista on he arm. She screamed in pain, covering her arm with her spare hand.
"Kallista!" Dragona shouted, but kept his focus elsewhere. He felt the interlocking parts between him and his enemy, and continued on with the plan.
Each and every bullet that came anywhere near them was stopped in it's path. The strain was obvious on Dragona's face as he struggled to keep the bullets away. "A little help...Kallista?" He muttered, and Kallista wordlessly held up her uninjured hand. Together, bit by bit, they forced the bullets back, even as the gunners kept firing. When they stopped to reload again, Kallista smiled faintly. "Hey Dragona," she said. "Look. Easy targets, right?"
Dragona nodded. "Right." He managed, and the bullets shot backward at twice their normal speed towards the gunners. Needless to say, they were both dead and more than riddled with holes before they hit the ground.
"You ok?" Dragona said, kneeling beside Kallista.
"Only a graze," she said. The third Cleaver, which Dragona had noticed was missing, returned.
"Crap," Dragona said as he finished wrapping a small bandage on Kallista's arm. "Where the Hell is Israel?" The Cleaver raised his arm and pointed down the road.
"Thanks," Dragona said, pulled Kallista to her feet, and jumped off the scaffold, using the air to cushion both their falls.

Israel holstered his shotgun; it would only slow him down. And he would need all the speed he could get to catch Jacen. The figure not ten metres in front of him turned right, running upwards and disappearing over a small hill. Israel followed, expecting an attack, but over the lip of the hill was only a small oval. Israel could just see Jacen run past a a huge wooden sign that read in large, chiseled out letters 'Sugarloaf Point: 0.4km'.
Four hundred metres. Briefly, Israel wondered what Sugarloaf Point was- he had never explored this area so close to Jacen's home. But he pushed the thought out of his mind as he ran past the sign as well. He followed the path that zig-sagged across the hill's side, then eventually vaulted over the wooden railing of the last part and landed at the bottom.
'The bottom' was a small wooden platform surrounded by mangroves with the water at low tide. There was a single walkway, stretching to a point where it was obscured by spindly trees.
The smell hit Israel like a punch to the face. It wasn't putrid, but it wasn't altogether nice, either. Israel shook his head to clear it and ran on through the trees, never leaving the walkway.
His feet thudded heavily on the wooden planks as he struggled to keep track of Jacen.
His right foot slipped on a wooden planking that was still wet from high tide, and he struggled to regain his balance and momentum. He could not slip now; if he did, he would fall straight into the knee deep mud on either side, and lose Jacen in the process of freeing himself. No, falling would definitely be a bad idea.
After two hundred metres, the trees started to thin out, and Israel felt his breath run out. He was barely keeping up with the man, barely staying on his tail.
Up ahead, Jacen pulled a phone out of his pocket. Israel watched with blurred eyes as Jacen said some words into the receiver and then threw it to his left so that it fell into the mud. Israel didn't stop to even try picking it up; by the time he reached it, the mud had swallowed it whole.
Instead he pushed himself as fast as he could and cursed himself for not using the gym installed in his home, Elysium Asylum, any time in the recent past.
The trees abruptly stopped and the ground gave way to a small river. The walkway still continued, turning into a small metal bridge of about ten metres. Jacen reached the bridge, drawing his sidearm as he went. When he reached the middle of the bridge he spun around and emptied the clip of bullets at Israel. Israel hit the ground, a bullet almost finding it's mark on the wooden boards beside him. The boards started to vibrate suddenly and there was the roar of a motor nearby. Israel glimpsed the tiny boat speeding down the river to the bridge, the two people aboard waving their arms and shouting. It was, no doubt, the people who Jacen had called. His final escape route, his grand exit.
Israel wasn't about to let Jacen get away.
The gun clicked empty and Jacen made a half-arsed throw at Israel, then moved to the middle of the bridge and leaned on the railing, urging the boat on. It was only thirty metres away now. He put both feet up on the railing, getting ready to jump.
Israel stood, determination in his eyes and a plan in his head. It wasn't a tough plan. It was the simplest, easiest plan that he could come up with on the spot.
Israel planted both hands onto the wooden planks beneath and pushed down, lifting himself up to his feet. His arm moved in a well-oiled path, sliding out the shotgun from the holster at his leg and bringing it upwards, lining up the sights on the back and front of the barrels at Jacen. He pulled the trigger once, firing off the shotgun shell that he loaded into the right-side barrel way back on the scaffold.
The buckshot found its' mark and Jacen screamed out in pain, toppling backwards off of the railing and landing back on the small bridge. He clutched his side and moaned, and the small boat's occupants veered straight off of their path and continued onwards at the sight of their wounded friend. The motor's sound faded off into the distance, and Israel slowly lowered the gun until it was at his side. He didn't holster it.
He looked around, and, satisfied that no-one else was about to spring out from no-where, walked onto the bridge. The first step he took towards the dying, prone man on the bridge made it creak loudly, and instinctively Israel's feet back-peddled until he was standing on the wooden boards again. Feeling foolish, he muttered angrily to himself and moved his legs until he was standing directly above Jacen.
The man that had once been Jacen Pentecost now lay cowering on the bridge, muscles twitching in pain as he tried to move just a bit further away from his enemy. Israel's foot came down on the wounded man's side and he twisted in pain, screaming. As Jacen writhed in pain, Israel made up his mind and hunkered down beside him. "Hey," he called softly, his words lost to the other man's howls of pain. "Hey. Hey!" Israel called again, shouting this time. Jacen shut up, turning over onto his good side and panting heavily. "W-what?" The man replied weakly.
Israel saw Jacen's eyes closing and so he leant forward, shaking the dying man's shoulders. "Hey! Stay awake, now. I want to talk to you."
Jacen seemed to focus on Israel. His mouth opened and closed several times before any words emerged. "Oh...hey there...Israel. Did...you just...shoot me?"
"Just a bit. Did you try to use your power earlier? Check up on where I was?"
Jacen's lips pulled together to form a thin smile. "Yeah. Took me...a while longer...than usual. You...still wearing that...thing...?"
"Got it right here." Israel's hand delved into the folds of his jacket, withdrawing something tied around his neck on a piece of leather. The thing tied to the end resembled some sort of carved, wooden chess piece, but shaped like a tusked creature covered in runes. Israel held it tight in the palm of his hand. "Would of taken you a good half an hour longer to find me with your power than usual with me wearing this, right?"
Jacen mumbled something else; Israel wished that he had shot the man in the leg, rather than the torso and stomach area.
"Say again?" Israel ventured.
"Twenty...twenty-eight minutes. It only just started...working for me when you...arrived. By then-"
"It was too late to run. Yeah, I see."
"Not my...best of...days."
"Definitely." Israel said, standing up. It wouldn't take long for Dragona and Kallista to realize where he was.
There came from Israel's feet a long, wheezy laugh that stretched on for several long and uncomfortable seconds. Israel just about walked away from the dying man at that point. "The Hell is up with you now?" Israel said, looking down. He regretted it; Jacen's clothes were now drenched in his own blood. It was not a pretty sight.
Jacen coughed and spluttered blood onto the bridge, cutting off the laugh suddenly, but Israel could see the mirth still there in the dying man's eyes. Stuff it, Israel thought, and turned back towards the wooden boards. Jacen could die alone, for all Israel cared.
"I was never scared of you, y'know," Jacen's wheezing call reached Israel as he stepped back onto the wooden boards. Israel's feet stopped moving. His back was still facing Jacen.
"You looked pretty scared when I threatened you way back in '96," Israel replied.
Israel could tell Jacen was smiling when be next spoke. "I was lying. You're such an easy target that way. I never stopped work, Israel. My most recent target? Princess Diana. Her life, snuffed away in an instant, all because you couldn't kill me the-"
Suddenly, both barrels of Israel's gun were resting on Jacen's forehead. "Tell me one more thing, one more mistake I made, one more death I caused and I swear to God I will end you, just to hear your pitiful voice cease."
Jacen's grin spread further than even the Cheshire's. "Amy Hawkeye."
There was no anger. No sadness, nor rage. Only the cold. Israel didn't know how Jacen had found out. He didn't care. It was all in the past, anyway.
Israel glanced at the safety on his gun to check that it was flicked off. "Fine. Game's up, show's over."
Jacen slowly closed his eyes. "And I win."
"No, you don't," Israel said, almost muttering to himself. He ran his fingers along an engraving on the gun's wooden forward grip, to make sure that the blue energy that normally shot out would not this time. "You're a bad guy."
He pulled the trigger.

Kallista and Dragona heard the shot just as they reached the beginning of the wooden walkway. Wordlessly, they ran onwards.
The found Israel standing on the bridge, alone, the corpse of Jacen Pentecost at his feet. He didn't look up when they arrived, nor did he holster his shotgun, which he was holding down by his side as if he still felt like using it.
Kallista felt with every atom of her body that she needed to step forward and console him for a reason she could not see.
But she didn't. Something else, something unknown tugged at her, whispering warnings. There was nothing but bad memories down that path.
Instead she turned and buried her head into Dragona's arms, and saw nothing more of the beautiful trees or the thousands of crabs in the mud or the sky's reflection on the glassy creek.
"We win," Israel said, but he didn't believe it.






An epic ending, if I do say so myself. And yes, we will be hearing more about this 'Amy Hawkeye'. But right now, I'm going to just leave you all in guessing, because I'm pretty damn tired.


Also, Kallista, what's happening with your parents so far? Were you allowed to stay?


G'night all!

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Terry Prachet

There's five more posts to go (after this one) until I reach the big fifty. And yeah...a lot of other people reached that milestone ages ago...buuuut...um...let me celebrate it, hm? 

I'm still debating how though...champagne? Dancing walruses? A gig where an aardvark drinks as many Doctor Peppers as it can? 
Now, while all of these spectacles seems fantastic...they probably won't happen. Not unless I become very rich, very fast. Yes, even champagne is extremely expensive in my view now-a-days. (It might be because I'm broke...)

SO. Terry Prachet. Just sayin'.



Alright...maybe I did want to say a little bit more than just his name...

Y'see Bloggers, Terry's an amazing author. And I mean, spectacular. I'm not sure that he's actually...above...the skill level that Derek Landy has attained, but I like to think of Mr. Prachet as someone who has achieved a whole other level of awesome-osity. 

And I'm sure that at least one of you will know who Terry Prachet is. And so, before you ask, no, I have not read everything he has written. I've read two of his books. Yeah...

And they weren't even in the right order. I read 'The Wee Free Men', and was hooked so amazingly so. Just the perfect way it was written. That book was where I found out the word 'Susurrus'. 
(Mar Chu, you might particularly like The Wee Free Men, as it has a really awesome scene at the beginning where the main girl character beats the crap out of some river monster with the only thing she had with her at the time. Yep, you guessed right- a frying pan.)

And then the girl wants to become a witch instead of learn normal things and is basically awesome and so on and so forth. It is a wonderful, terrific page-turner that I am recommending to you all as strongly as I can- Get this book!

...but then, in an effort to read more, I accidentally skipped out on the second book and read the third. And I never really did find the second book to try and catch up. But hopefully, I'll get them for my birthday in a month's time, and then the reading will begin...

(also, the story is set on a place called 'Discworld', which, as I believe it, is a giant flat disc held up by four monstrously large elephants, who are sitting on an even larger turtle/tortoise's shell, who just kinda chills in space. But apart from that, the world is basically the same. Except it's got magic. And all those who can use magic can see Death.)

With all the wit from Skulduggery Pleasant, the quirkiness from The Doctor, and a helluva lot of humor, Terry Pratchet's work is definitely a favorite book for me.

(OH! I actually wanted to say something else. I was given to borrow four of his other books, which I'm going to start in a moment. They are: The Hogfather, Lords and Ladies, Maskerade, and Carpe Jugulum)



If there actually is absolutely no-one who knows who Terry Pratchet is, then...uh...dammit. Things would really suck.

Saturday, May 28, 2011

For Kallista's Parents and Miss Pendragon herself:

Hey! My name's Hellboy, I'm another Blogger, and I am also a friend to Kallista Pendragon.


This is one of the greatest privileges I have ever been graced with. Because a friendship with Kallista is an invaluable thing. She is one of the most kindest, modest, selfless people I have ever met. No matter how bad things are, she strives to see the good side. When someone is at the lowest point of their life, when they cannot simply exist for emotional or physical pain is too much, she does not stand for it, and she is there within seconds, consoling them. I should know. It's happened to me.

Kallista is the best kind of friend I could ever hope for. She cares about everything you say. She always is funny, never rude, and knows exactly what to say and when to say it.

I could name every single member of our blogs, every single damn one, and I swear by everything I know that they'd miss Kallista if she left. They'd miss her, and they'd not give in until she came back.

She is a huge, important part of all of our lives, and we are of hers. You'd be destroying more than you're trying to save, if she left.

There is another Blogger that I would like to mention, one by the name of Lenka Sweet.
Lenka's going through Hell right now. She feels that her life is upside down, that nothing can fix it. Literally; Hell. And Kallista, through sheer power and a will of iron, with a clear thought in her mind to never give up, is walking Miss Sweet out.

Go visit her Blog. (Lenka's Blog) And scroll down to the comments. I swear, every second comment has something thoughtful written by Kallista, telling Lenka that we are all here for her, we love her, and that we need her back.

I know that this isn't much, and there really is just so many things you can write to describe how awesome a friend Kallista is. But I do know one thing:

Kallista is full of unending compassion, humor, and is wise beyond her years.
















Kallista, please, show your parents this. Everyone else, you have to do this as well, I'm telling you, we all have to help.Come on!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Kallista Fanfic Part 4 (one more part to go!)

 Alright. Things are clearing up in my mind, that's good. I think I know what I have to do in the next week or so, which is always good.

This part's only a thousand words, so sorry, but it needed to be written and I couldn't add any more to it.

Anyone else pissed off that Blogger shut down? Yes? Good.


 (just in case you're wondering, Jack makes it back to land, but can't reach the ferry in time)


Kallista wrapped her arms around her knees, hugging them tightly and wishing for a jacket. The waters of Circular Quay splashed up over the railing of the ferry, even when she was up on the second floor.
Her mind wandered back over what had happened over the last three hours. She wasn't very impressed. First of all...
Crap, she thought. Mitchell!
Tears formed in her eyes as she remembered her wounded friend, most likely long gone now. She bowed her head, resting it against her drawn-up knees. A foghorn blared somewhere in the distance, like a final goodbye to Mitchell. At the end of it's sounding, Kallista rose her head. She pushed her grief away, instead sending it to fuel another part of her mind- vengeance. How did Jack find her? She had kept her travels to Australia a complete secret, even Israel hadn't known she was showing up in his home country.
So he had had help. But from who? She knew that Jack had been wanting to get back at her from their previous  battle, way back in...

Chernobyl. I had been doing a little clean up work with some other mages, hoping to eradicate the foulness that had captured the place. Pointless, really, but I still had wanted to contribute something to fixing the nuclear disaster. We were working near that old ferris wheel, when we found him. And you can bet his sorry arse that I kicked the hell out of him. Of course, I had all of those mages with me, and he looked like he hadn't eaten or slept for three days. He escaped, using the ferris wheel to...

Kallista shook her head, clearing it of old memories. They weren't going to help her. But at least now she had a motive. The next step was finding out how he had used the vengeance fueled by that motive to find someone who could easily find her here in Sydney, even when she had tried her hardest to not be found. If she could even understand that.
The ferry went through a shallow part of the Quay, the bottom of it grating along the rocks beneath, causing her to bounce around in her seat. "Nope," Kallista said to herself quietly, grinning. "It's gone."

She retreated to the lower level of the ferry, barely flinching at the wrenching of age-old pistons and the grinding of rusty cogs. She headed straight for the source of the sound, an engine that had probably been built at the same time the great bridge somewhere above her had been. She bent over to reach underneath the engine, pulling a tarpaulin off of a crate stashed there.
In almost every big city in Australia, Israel had stashed hundreds of these crates, nicknamed 'Olives' because of their murky green color. Kallista had been apart of the distribution team, and at least every second ferry in Sydney had one of these crates stored in the engine room so that wandering civilians wouldn't find one and move it.
Her hand flicked right and left, deftly changing the air pressure inside the crate's lock to get the combination. After five seconds of tinkering, the lock sprung open, and Kallista greedily drank in the sight of the mini armory inside. Knives of all sizes and shapes, assault rifles and shotguns, several large clips of ammo, spare sets of clothes and wallets full of seven different types of cash. And resting on top of all of this, in an ebony black scabbard, was a shining silver katana, spiraling ivy inscribed into the hilt.
She carefully picked it up and unsheathed it, marveling silently at it's beauty. It was inside the crate because while Israel was terrible at swinging any sword- sometimes Kallista swore that he didn't even know one end from the other- he kept a Katana in the Olives just in case he was traveling with a sword-wielding friend, like Dragona Pine or Mary Hiashi, or herself.
Kallista stood quickly at the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs. It was probably one of the engineers coming to check up on yet another problem with the faulty engines, no doubt. She snatched up a few more objects from the crate, pulled the tarp back over it, and retreated to the shadows.

Kallista stood waiting at the metal railing of the ferry as it approached one of the many crowded ports in Circular Quay. She felt better now. More prepared. With a sword at her belt, a fully charged mobile phone in her pocket, and a borrowed replica of Israel's jacket around her shoulders, she felt safer, like nothing could stand in her way. Nothing could bother her.
She winced as the coarse material of Israel's jacket rubbed against her bare arms. Ok, she corrected
herself, maybe something could ruin things a bit. But on the bright side, the jacket does keep me warm.
The ferry grated to a final stop, and after a few moments of a crew member setting up a ramp, she was allowed across.
She moved with a purpose through the crowds, paying the fare and waking straight to a Gellati stand. God, was she hungry.
After her hunger had been satisfied, she pulled out the phone and dialed Israel's number. ACDC's 'Long way to the top' rang out somewhere to her left, and when she turned, there he was, the phone already halfway held up to his ear, his knee-length jacket slightly stained with someone's blood. But she wasn't looking at him. Instead, her eyes were trained on the unsteady figure at Israel's shoulder, a grin on the wounded man's face as he recognized her and she him.
Mitchell.
She nearly took him off his feet with the force of her hug. "Alright," Israel said when she had finally pulled away to not cause Mitchell anymore harm- she could see the way he clutched the part of his torso where he had been shot. "Let's go meet some bad guys."

Hells yeah.

Also, the crate in the back of Israel's van that is mentioned in my other fanfic is sort of an Olive...just with more...stuff...dammit, I'd rather not say anything else, cos then I'll spoil it.

I thought of something today, which I'm planning to tell Derek soon. Y'know how in the first book, when Stephanie's being chased by that man who made himself impervious to fire, and the downfall of that is that when he landed in the water he died? Well, I realised that apart from that, Derek never repeated something like it. No-one has the downside of dying when they do something awesome.
So I thought- with Springheeled Jack, if he is so light in the air, and can jump great distances and not be hindered, shouldn't he weigh a tonne when he is submerged in water? Shouldn't he sink instantly?
I think, because Derek has never written a part with Jack in water, that should be mentioned in one of the books, that Jack hates water...or something....

If anyone ever wants to see my epic minecraft creations, including an AC-130 Spectre (awesome military castle-of-doom), a P-38 (I think that it's some sort of old-style WWII plane...I wasn't quite sure), and an Aircraft carrier (Um...you all know what an aircraft carrier is, right?) plus a freaking submarine, you can find them all on the Minecraft server:   !(-_-)+(+_+)!

It's on at 4:00 est or something...dammit...

Talk to you all soon!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Part Three Kallista Fanfic

I don't have anything to say right now, but I'm sure I'll edit this later.


Israel's eyes appeared to flicker for a moment as he read the future, and so instead of trying to draw his shotgun, he grabbed Kallista's hand pulled her to the ground just as the burst of gunfire came from the counter. He got to his feet, jumped over the counter, and kicked Springheeled Jack in the arm, making him drop the gun. "Go!" he called to Kallista. "Get out of here!"
Jack tripped Israel over and threw a punch at his sternum, which he blocked as best as he could. Which of course meant that Jack's fist cracked against Israel's chest, causing him to cry out in pain. 
Israel rolled back to his feet, waving Kallista away. "It's alright," he said, spitting his own blood into the deep fryer to his left. "I'll be ok, you just go on." 
Jack jumped high into the air, and Israel dodged at the last second, tapping his temple knowingly at Kallista. She understood, just as Jack swung a fist a Israel's turned back, which he caught without even looking. "Hell's yeah," Israel muttered, and pivoted, twisting Jack's arm with him until Jack yelled loudly. 
Then Kallista was up and running, moving through the glass doors and back to the Deus Ex merchandise part of the store, passing civilians crouching in fear underneath the t-shirt display table. 
She rounded the counter, snatching up a set of keys off of a labeled hook there, and launched herself onto one of the bikes lining the wall- a black Harley Davidson XR1200- her foot slamming into the foot pedal to start it. On third go it did, and she accelerated, shooting forwards into a hat stand covered in headgear with 'Deus' written on them. She back-peddled the bike as fast as she could, kicking up a fallen helmet and strapping it on, just before she revved the accelerator again and shot through the open front doors and onto the streets. 
The bike veered left, her focus momentarily directed to getting her bearings, and then she recognized a street sign and floored it. Again, she was surprised at how fast the bike was going- it had been a good long while since she had ever ridden in a Harley Davidson.
She weaved in between the traffic, drove through a red light and kept going. What did it matter? Kallista thought. It wasn't even her bike.
A siren sounded behind her and she was reminded just why it mattered.
The review mirrors showed a single police car after her, lights all blazing. Needless to say, she didn't slow down.
But neither did the police car, and soon it was right behind her; most of the other cars had pulled over already, leaving no-where for her to weave away to. 
Then a large semi-truck pulled out from an intersection, horn blaring loudly. The bike's tires screeched in protest as she tried to maneuver away from the back of the semi, but the bumper of the police car tailing her wouldn't let her just stop. She felt the minuscule acceleration of the squad car behind her, the turn of the wheel, the nudge on the left side of her bike. It was a police move, she knew. There was little she could do to stop the bike from pivoting suddenly, from doing a couple of complete rotations before starting to wobble side to side, losing speed. 
The truck in front of her, either because of the flashing headlights behind it or for the driver's own purposes, braked and turned viscously, heading for a side lane. 
The bike still had enough momentum to keep it going until it hit the back of the now-slowing semi-truck. And the police car behind certainly did not see what was going to happen, for it seemed like they were actually speeding up.
She was going to be crushed between the police car and the truck. With the bike now turning this way and that, she couldn't even try and turn it safely away. Yep, she was definitely done for.
I could try another Crazy Iv- she began to think, but instantly cast the though out of her mind. Fat lot of luck that trick had done her. 
There were seconds now, until the bike carried her into the back of the semi-truck, and the police car would follow suit, squashing her into something even less than jam. 
Something caught her eye. Through the bright shine of the ever-bright Australian sun, her eyes locked on to the strange arrangement of handles and metal bars on the back of the truck in front of her. Almost as if they...formed a ladder of sorts, a way up to the top of the red trailer, to safety.
Just as the thought to jump entered her mind, the bike collided with the truck, the police car slammed into the back of her bike and she knew she was dead now.

You know when they say that your life flashes before your eyes before you die? That didn't happen to Kallista. Instead, re-occurring images of the sky and then her bike being crushed and then the sky again filled her head. It took her half a second to realize that she was spinning through the air. I must of been launched into the air the moment the bike crashed into the truck, she probably would of thought if she had been somersaulted through the air slowly, giving her time to think. 
But this hadn't been the case and instead she barely thought, just acted. Her hands shot out to her sides, steadying herself in the air with a burst of controlled air that sent her flying straight. Then she drew her arms to chest and shot towards the trailer, grabbing onto a bar at the last moment. 
The truck jolted as the true power of the collision shook through it, jarring her to her bones. It's wheels squealed as the driver decided to completely stop, and that's when Kallista took her chance to scale the trailer door and climb onto the top.
She peered back over to see her bike crushed and sitting perfectly between the police car and the back of the truck. Damn, she thought. What a waste.
Her eyes flitted to the police men inside their vehicle and was glad that there were no visible injuries; both men seemed unconscious, however. She allowed her a small smile to the fact that they knew nothing of her origins, nothing about magic and nothing about the responsibility thrust upon Kallista and her friends everyday so that they could keep things this way.
Then one of the police men stirred, his hand instinctively reaching for his sidearm, a Glock 17. Alright then, Kallista thought, hurriedly scooting back over the lip of the trailer. Not so innocent and unconscious now...
She stood, pivoting slowly. From her vantage point on top of the trailer she could see about two miles in any direction. In her immediate vision, she could see cars passing by the crash scene, heads craning out of the windows to peer up at Kallista curiously. A couple of cars were stopping and civilians were getting out of them, edging cautiously towards the crashed police car to see if anyone was in there. 
A man called out to Kallista. She ignored him and turned her gaze to the buildings instead. They were all more than ten metres away. Too far to jump to, even with the help of her elemental powers. 
The man kept calling out her name. Soon, others joins him, asking her what happened, why she was up there, did she cause it. A young man stepped forward and started to climb the back of the trailer door 'ladder' slowly, testing each foothold for it's safety first. He was coming to get her. She needed a way out. Now.
Hey eyes were drawn to a large blue
 truck heading down the street. It had too much momentum to stop, she could see. It would just keep going past the crash scene. Perfect.
It's horn beeped to clear the people away, and they scattered to allow it through. 
The young man reached the top of the trailer, and Kallista decided to put her plan into motion. Her right foot snapped out, catching the man in the nose. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that his hands were holding the bar in front of him, and when he whipped them up to his injured nose, he tipped backwards, falling off the trailer and landing on someone below him. 
But Kallista didn't see any of this because she had been sprinting to the other side of the trailer, her form blurring as she launched herself in the direction of the passing truck. Her body hit it awkwardly and there was a pain in her thigh, and she slid along the trailed until she found her grip. Inch by inch, hand over hand, she moved atop the trailer of the blue truck as it sped away from the crash site, turning left onto the next street and accelerating quickly. 
Finally, she found herself at the front of the truck, directly above the area where the driver would be seated. There were many handholds here and she steadied herself with them, crouching and looking around the streets they were driving through. Between some houses she saw a patch of water, and she knew she must be near Circular Quay. 
There was the sound of a gunshot in the distance and tires squealing, and a Ford Transit 260 SWB came careening around the corner behind them, a figure perched precariously on top. 
The figure looked up at that very moment, and time seemed to stand still as Kallista and his eyes locked. 
Springheeled Jack smiled that awful, toothless grin of his, fixed his battered top hat, and sprung away from the silver van. 

Israel, who of course was driving the van as it was his own personal one, cursed and stuck his shotgun out the window, emptying the two cartridges at Jack's flying form and then discarding the weapon onto the passenger seat beside him. Both shots missed, and Israel had made sure not to let the blue energy waves fly as they were in a civilian area. He swerved into the opposite lane, then cursed again as he dodged the oncoming traffic. 
He shot a glance at the blue truck-Jack had landed and was facing off against the crouching figure that was Kallista. Israel wished her luck, then turned his attention to not crashing.

Kallista clicked her fingers, summoning a flame in both hands. Before Jack could even begin to throw a taunt her way, she thrust both palms down onto the trailer top, sending blue fire rippling towards him. She didn't stop to see if it hit him-she doubted it would- she just turned tail and jumped off the truck, landing heavily onto the asphalt. 
Her shadow seemed to big and irregular, and she realized at the last moment that it wasn't just hers, and as she rolled away there was a whoosh as the Terror
Of London landed where she had been standing, snarling and looking slightly burnt.
He reached toward her but Israel's van slammed into him, and Kallista was about to sigh with relief when Jack landed silently on the ground again. A sound mixed between a sob and a cry of disbelief escaped her throat- couldn't anything kill him?- and then she was running again, her feet carrying her down a street and towards the water.
She rushed past a sign that read Virginia St. Wharf, and her legs thudded heavily as the ground below changed from ashpalt to concrete, concrete to wooden planking, and finally wooden planking to some sort of plastic that the giant pontoon was made of. A ferry was leaving it, already with a five metre gap of water between it and her. She didn't slow down and kept racing towards the edge, and then her feet met the lip and there was nothing, nothing but deep blue water beneath her, and then the air rushed as she began her descent and the ferry's metal railing slammed into her stomach. She caught hold and pulled herself up, turning around to face the rapidly receding pontoon.
Jack raced across the pontoon, then launched himself at the ferry like Kallista had done before. He might actually make it, Kallista thought, standing up onto the railing and raising her fist in the air as Jack reached the peak of his leap. "Hello, sweetheart!" she called out, mimicking his London accent, and kicked him in the face as his form reached the railing. He crumpled and fell backwards, sinking through the water. She didn't wait for him to resurface. She just turned and headed upstairs to find a seat, passing tourists with cameras pointed at every passing building. She collapsed into one of the seats up the front, and slowly let sleep overcome her.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Lenka

 
~.:!!!LENKA SWEET!!!:.~
why can't I get the writing any bigger than that? It needs to be MASSIVE!

Everyone. Go visit her blog now, damn it. 

Talk to her. Invite her to things. Do everything to get her back on. Please?

The person(s) who successfully bring her back into the Blogosphere will not only have my forever gratitude, but will also have a short 1-3 piece about their OC's kicking @$$. Ok? Please?
 



Other, less important things:
Who's in charge of the Eight Great's? There's this idea that I think I mentioned earlier, about having a "Blogger's Dictionary" there, and so I wanted to talk to them.

I got new TDK headphones today, listening to them right now. Epppiiiiccccc....

Also, everyone head over to the Bio-rama.
 
And now, onto the next part of the Fanfic.


Kallista reeled backwards, the world spinning as she collapsed onto he ground. She groaned Jack's form entered her view, grinning down at her. He reached both his hands down and hauled her up for a moment, then lifted her off her feet and slammed her down onto the wooden table. The back of her head smacked against it, and a strangled cry came from the back of her throat.
She needed to concentrate. Her eyes tried focusing, but the least she could do was stare up at cracks that spider-webbed across the rood. Then even that was gone as Springheeled Jack's ugly smile loomed, a fist drawn back behind his head.
'No,' she thought, her mind clearing. 'Not today.'
She brought her head forward, banging it into Jack's own forehead, then caught his fist and twisted it out of her path. It hit the edge of the table, and Jack swore, swinging his clawed hands uselessly. She moved underneath the clumsy strikes, grabbed his head in both hands, and drove her knee into it.
He stumbled back, disorientated for the moment, and Kallista flipped backwards, standing properly on the table. He glared at her angrily, but instead of clambering up onto the table to fight her hand-to-hand as she expected, he unholstered the same gun that had shot Mitchell, took aim, and fired.
She barely had time to register this when the first bullet whizzed past her left ear. She knew the next one would be better aimed.
Kallista turned tail, running the length of the table as he emptied the clip at her. She kicked bowls and cutlery out of the way in her effort to escape, even jumping over a man who was slumped over the table, somehow asleep during all of the gunfire. Something seemed familiar about him, but Kallista couldn't put her finger on it, and the bullets were getting more accurate. She slid the last metre over the edge of the table, and crouched there. She heard the sound of the spent clip of ammo dropping to the floor, and Jack sliding in a new one. But there was a whole ten metre table between her and him. Hopefully, if he tried to circle it, she could just crawl the other way until she was at the doors.
Of course, Jack was smarter than that, and instead he jumped onto the table and began taking slow steps onwards, the gun trained at the opposite end where Kallista was crouching. "Don't worry, sweetheart," he said in what he probably thought was a friendly tone. "I ain't gonna shoot you. I just wanted a little talk, is all."
Kallista said nothing, the chance of escape getting smaller and smaller with each step Jack took towards her.
Jack's foot caught on something, and he smiled when he looked down


The man that had been slumped on the table flickered his eyes open, and grunted as he tried to rid himself of the remaining tendrils of sleep. He groggily began to sit up when he heard what had awoken him: gunshots. Instinctively he kept still, the top half of his body still slumped on the table. He heard a rush of wind as something flew over him, and then heavy footsteps running away. Still, the gun fired.
When it stopped, he heard someone else step up onto the table. Their footfalls were dead quiet, and they moved with the gracefulness of a cat on a carpet. The man spoke with a thick London accent, trying to act innocent. But the way the London man said it, the way he moved and the smell of mustiness and dried blood on his clothes spoke volumes of danger.
Suddenly, the man slumped on the table felt the Londoner was standing above him. His heart was beating a million miles a minute, and he swore that he could feel his own fear perspiring off his body.
Then he was hoisted up to his feet, the Londoner holding him up and pointing a gun to his head.
"Oh," was all he said.

Jack grinned at his new hostage. He called out to the girl hiding at the edge of the table. "Hey down there. Come out, and I swear I won't spill the brains of this here hostage all over the damned floor, okay?"
He heard Kallista Pendragon curse to herself. Slowly, she stood up, her hands in the air. She saw the hostage and gasped. Jack wondered what she was astonished at. He set his own gaze on the man he was holding captive, and saw nothing of the ordinary, wether it was the dark brown hair of medium length, the open trench-coat that he wore, or even the strange leather straps on one leg...
Jack cursed. He knew this man. But, unfortunately for the Terror of London, it was too late to do anything.
"Hello, Kallista. Hello, Jack." Said Israel Elysium, who was, of course, the previously asleep hostage.
Jack choked in surprise, and Israel's elbow snapped backwards into Jack's nose, turning the spluttered choking into a muffled howl of pain. He spun, his palm connecting with the criminal's chest, sending him flying off the table and landing in a heap on the ground.
Springheeled Jack wobbled to his feet, one hand covering his broken nose, the other trying to stop his top hat from falling off. Israel's hand flashed, pulling his double-barrel sawn-off shotgun from the holster on his leg and pulling the trigger. Jack was flung back over the resteraunt counter by the force of the blue wave that shot out of the barrel.
Kallista walked over and joined Israel, who was standing in the same position, his gun trained at the counter. "Thanks," she said, and he put the gun back into its holster. "Nice shot, by the way..."
"It was meant to be loaded," Israel replied, scratching his head and searching his jacket. "Dammit...where'd all my shells go?"
"Oh," Kallista said simply, and there was a stirring behind the counter.
Israel's hand flew to his shotgun again, but before be could draw it, a small, black barrel rose from behind the counter and shot him six times in the chest.
"Oh," he repeated, and fell to the floor.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Hey :)

Two things. No wait, three.

1.  Recently, my Dad found this website (I can't exactly remember what it is, but I wouldn't suggest it if I did remember-it seems dodgy to me) that allows you to legally download movies in different formats for way cheaper than you normally would. My dad somehow extended the 24 hour free trial to a full month which actually cost him money, and so we were stuck with unlimited movies to be able to download within one month.

Did I say stuck? I meant blessed. Yup, definitely blessed...

So, naturally, we've been downloading as many movies as possible, which is awesome. No, we aren't breaking the law. At least, that's what my dad thinks...he's pretty sure that because we are paying money to someone at least, then it's definitely legal.

The first few movies we had were kind of crappy, but that was because my dad wasn't downloading them in the highest format. Once he did, it all started to be really awesome...

...


I almost forgot what I actually wanted to tell you.

WELL my dad hasn't seen the movie Tron: Legacy, and Louis and I have. He came into our room the other day and this conversation spawned...


Dad: I'm downloading Tron Legacy now, in the highest quality possible.
Louis: Awesome! It's really great graphics.
Me: (being me, of course, I had absolutely no-idea that my dad hadn't seen it yet) What, Tron? Nah, it was ok. The story kind of sucked though, especially how they kill off that guy who changes sides at the last minu-
Dad: ARGH! NO! Don't spoil it! I haven't seen it yet!
Me: Oh...
*pause*
Dad: Tell me, have you seen Titanic yet?
Me: Nah, I've heard that it's pretty much just a chick fli-
Dad: The ship crashes and the main characters die.

*silence. I could of heard the Golden God typing away at his computer all the way in Ireland, it was that quiet*

Me: Y-you...you MONSTER!



Yeah...so, anyway...

2. HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISEN! (does everyone else say that? Or only those in Australia...?)
And if you don't celebrate Easter, I'm still giving you Easter Eggs. Now enjoy, or I'll take them back.

...I'm warning you...



And finally, three:

Well, well well...what do we have here... An awesome-part-one-of-a-short-fanfic-story-that's-based-in-Sydney-and-99%-of-the-places-and-details-are-true-because-I-recently-visited-Sydney-and-went-to-these-places-and-promised-my-Aunt-that-I'd-write-a-short-story-about-it? Yes? Perfect:
 
Kallista Pendragon called the taxi to a stop, paying the driver and stepping out onto a busy Sydney street. She walked across the road when there was a break in the traffic, and hurried inside the building clearly labelled 'Deus Ex Machina'.
She was instantly hit by a wave of petrol oil and a hint of fries. The cement floor radiated not heat but cold air, and the giant dome-shaped light shades that hung from the ceiling only had four out of six globes working.
But Kallista ignored all of this, and instead walked past the people shopping for t-shirts labelled with the shop's logo and various motorbike pictures, until she stood waiting before the counter, her hand lingering over the silver bell.
Before she could press it, a man of short stature wearing grease stained overalls jumped up from behind the desk, making her jump. She scowled at the man. "Don't do that, Mitch," she said.
"Do what?" replied Mitchell, who smiled. Then his face lost all obvious emotion as he launched into what others called his 'business mode'. "I grant that you're not just here for a nice chat then, hey?"
Kallista nodded before answering. "Well, Sydney IS a bit out of my way..."
"No kidding." Mitchell sensed something was up. "Kallista, what happened..." The frown on his face grew, deepening the wrinkles on his forehead. "Crap. Why didn't you ride in on your bike?"
Kallista sighed. It hadn't been her fault. All she had been doing was driving on the freeway, speeding to get to Dragona Pine's birthday party, when a large truck had pulled ahead of her when she was only three hundred metres away from the exit that would take her to his house. She swerved and really did try to avoid it, but the only way she was going to get past it and keep most of her speed was if she pulled a Crazy Ivan. At that moment, it SEEMED like a good idea...
So when she slammed the brakes and gunned the engine at the same time, leaned as far to her left as she could so that the bike tipped and skated along the ground, right underneath the trailer part of the truck with her holding on for dear life, she was very surprised that the custom magically-enhanced engine piece that kept the bike running cut out, leaking in several places and minutes from causing a minor Black Hole.
The bike had leveled out, allowing her to direct it to the exit lane, but already she could feel that the steady roar of her bike had been reduced to less than a whimper. Needless to say, she had NOT gotten to the party on time.
Mitchell rubbed the stubble on his chin once her tale had been told. "Seriously, Kallista? That'd take weeks of fixing. How soon do you need the bike up and running again?"
Kallista fidgeted on the hard wood planks of the counter. "Mitchell..."
"Yes...?"
"The engine kinda... Blew up..."
There was silence. Mitchell hung his head in his hands and Kallista bit her lip in hope that her friend wasn't about to completely throw her out. After a strained thirty seconds of muttered curses from Mitchell, he exasperated a long, drawn out sigh, raising his head and looking Kallista in the eye. He fished some loose change from his front pocket.
"Here. Go into the resteraunt and buy yourself something. In the meantime, I'll think about the idea of helping you with the preposterous notion that you want me to build you another engine-which, by the way, is a horribly long and arduous task that could take two to three months." He sighed again as Kallista slid the change into her left hand. "This is it, Kal. For real, this time. If I help you, there's going to be no more favors. I swear, this is the last time I fix your bike."
She nodded and went to the two glass doors that separated the bike shop proper from the small resteraunt that Deus Ex Machina hosted within the same building. She opened them and the sounds of talk, frying pans and noisy eaters surrounded her. She moved onwards, ordered a small bowl of chips, and sat down to wait at one of the large pine tables.

Three more bowls of chips, two eighty-page magazines and a large soda drink later, Mitchell pushed open the doors to the resteraunt and headed towards her. "Alright," he said, "I'll do it."
She stood up, smiling, about to thank him, when there was the sound of a car backfiring and a dark red spot blossomed on Mitchell's t-shirt near his stomach.
"Shit," he said slowly, drawing the word out and looking down at it. "I'm shot..."
"Mitchell!" Kallista shouted, slipping from her chair in her effort to reach her friend as he slumped to the ground. She distantly heard the screams of the civilians in the room as they fled, but all her attention was fixed on her friend.
"Come on Mitchell," she cried desperately. "Just hang in there."
There were footsteps as a figure stepped towards her from the direction of the glass doors. He walked right up to her, and she faintly smelled the smoke from a gun discharge. Mitchell's assailant. There were tears in her eyes, but through her blurred vision, she swore she could see a battered top hat atop the man's head.
"'ello, lovely," said Springheeled Jack, kicking Kallista in the head.


It looked a helluva lot longer on my iPod...anyway, urah for Firefly homages!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Epic Post

-IS here.

How epic is that? :D

So, first off, i'm going to start with showing some drawings.

They were all drawn by me a while back...some were done last year, and some were done aaaaaagges ago...

Lenka Sweet, I pray that you see these and comment on them.
This is a battle scene for a reeaaaally short comic I came up with. Just Boba Fett shooting the hell out of some other Mandalorins. (Boba Fett is a character from Starwars, if you don't know about him, look it up on Google images)
Second page of the comic! Um, I hope you can all see it clearly, but he throws the laser-gun he was shooting in the previous page at someone's head, unsheathes his wrist blade, slices the neck of the person behind him while the guy he threw the gun at is still falling, then shoots him, and poses and looks freaking awesome. K? :P

A-hah! Third page. Again, it's really hard to read, so... FIRST: He says "Now to get back to my ship and get the hell outta" *next pane over* "-here? Kark it!" ('kark it' is like the Starwars equivalent of saying 'f*** it') "Enemy missiles, incoming!" (those are smoke trails, btw...the missiles are not attached to the ship with ropes, lol)

I suck at drawing massive explosions...so I just wrote 'Insert massive explosion here' as a note.

Oh my gosh! I hate smudges! WHYYYY!? Top left pane has him hovering above wreckage from the explosion, saying "That's it...". Next pane, "..for that little stunt, you get a large helping of fire and death!" And then it has him firing his wrist rocket :P Bang! The next and last page is pretty stupid, so i took it out. The ship explodes, he loots some money from the dead, and says some heroic line...i forget...

A quick one-page comic, that is not related to Starwars but was meant to be set in the future. Some men, holding a trench, mercenaries with goggles, beanies and bandannas attack, and a soldier who's probably wishing he was somewhere else right now...      This is an older drawing, btw, as are the next two.

Epic Random Figure with a freaking BROAD SWORD! A Cloud (from Final Fantasy) inspired drawing.

Front-on position.

Ghost. From Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2. We had to do it for art the other week. We chose a pic, ripped it in half, and drew it as best we could. Heeeeell yeah...

AND NOW....


SOME FREAKING PICTURES!!! xD
These were taken by me (that's probably why they're so fuzzy and out of focus, lol) near my house. Emphasis on the word 'near'. 'cos I don't think I'm going to put pics of my actual street up on the net. No offense.
Notice the Gum Trees. The leave-covered sidewalk. The freaking blue sky. This, my friends, is Australia.

Further on than the last pic was taken. Y'see, I don't live in the bush, I don't live in the actual city of Adelaide, I live at the foothills of the Adelaide Hills. Which means that everything's perfect- not so much noise from traffic that I'm constantly on edge for the next semi-truck, but enough passing cars to know that i'm not km's from civilization. The suburbs, i guess some would call it. All though...it's not as neat as most suburban places i've seen...

Um...tilt your head a little...

Close to my house. Reaaaaally close.

Beautiful, isn't it? What a wonderful gum...

Seriously. Blue sky. And no clouds. FOREVER. It's actually so blue that it's kinda freaky...

Ahhhh...the good ol' scrapbook...I've had this for about three-four years now, and yes, it's probably had better days. All that's holding the cover on now is a LOT of gaffa tap. (this is the book where all these pictures are coming from)

My knife. My awesome, epic, shiny, sharp blade that I bought for twenty dollars. Which was reallly cheap. And yet, it's stronger than most $100 knives...

Looking at my hand right now...it kinda looks stupid...

This is kinda what i'd expect Sanguine to be carrying around, y'know?

Yet more drawings! This one's of a 'Raging Bull' Magnum Revolver. Sort of like the one that Skulman has, but this one's more powerful and bulky. And yeah, i realize that i drew the barrel on a slant...it wasn't intentional, let me tell you...

Kinda like a.... i dunno, 'modded' version of a revolver?

I can't rotate pics on blogger :( But this is an epic drawing i did, of a 'School' in the future. That's a Military Police Guard looking at you through a rip in the chain-link fence....and yes, those are machine guns the guards are all carrying...

THE SK12!!! I created this gun, this pistol. Pretty cool, right? It was drawn ages ago, tho...

OMG! IT'S SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! :D I drew this in class, hence the lined paper. Based off of Mortal Coil's front cover, i hope i included oodles of awesomeness here. And those are fake legs a friend drew on him...i never really got around to erasing them...

A Warzone. I drew this during another lesson, but i don't know that blogger will pick up all of the minute details...let's just hope..     Turn your head upside-down to see the rolling pastures and riverbed of the place that used to exist here...before war tore it apart.
And that's it, i guess. Enjoy your Epic Post.


Can I just ask a favor? I would really like everyone who has not already visited Lenka Sweet's blog (http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/) to go there and say something, some encouraging words. If you don't already know, Lenka is having a tough time at the moment.

Also...I was wondering if you could try and get her to come and visit here, see my blog and this Epic Post. And then leave a comment...i hope she will.




I pray she does.