Today's post comes in 3 parts: (nerdfighters ftw!)
PART 1.
Ok. Well, I know that there are those out there who want more fan-fic. Well guess what?!?
duh-d-d-duuuuhhh!
There will be no fan-fic in this post.
Yeah, that's right. FIRST OF ALL, I want to see 200 COMMENTS within the next TWO WEEKS.
And BECAUSE Dragona Pine is the star of the next part, and i swear i have not seen a single comment from Dragona AT ALL, I want a LOT of them to be from you, Dragona.
Spread the word, tell him to hurry up over here, because, let me tell you, I "might" just "accidentally" click the delete button on the fan-fic and you'll never see it again.
PART 2.
Lenka, that scheme (Look up to part 1 ^^) is the scheme i was talking about.
PART 3.
Necros, don't be ridiculous. You can;t threaten me to write. In fact, guess what? Effective immideitly, i am asking for 200 comments until i write again! Yep! You heard right. For more details, see part one.
BUT! Hope is on the horizon!
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Nah, just made that up. There is no hope. To prove my point, you now have 1 and a half weeks to post 200 comments.
Yeah, i'm evil....
YES!
ReplyDeleteA STORY ABOUT ME!
COME ON!
First COMMENT!
200 comments!?
ReplyDeletenot quite what i expected....its not a story on you, its my fan-fic, and every week or so i base the next part on one character...
ReplyDeleteMY GOD HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE FAN-FICC??? YOUR LIKE IN IT AND STUFF!
I swear I've read your stories, I just haven't posted.
ReplyDeleteTHATS WHAT THEYALL SAY!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/fanfiction-part-seventeen.html
ReplyDeleteMy fanfic is up, been up for quite a while...
I have read them, the last one was about Kallista.
ReplyDeleteNo-one moved. Dragona opened his mouth to speak and Skulduggery pulled the trigger.
ReplyDeleteThe gun clicked. Kallista stared at the empty barrel and blinked. Skulduggery pulled the trigger once more, just to make sure, then shrugged. “Damn,” he said, sliding it back in its holster.
Ghastly shook his head. “You wasted all of your bullets trying to shoot Dusk, and even then you missed him.”
“Ah well,” said the detective. “Back to basics.” Fire leapt into his hand.
I like that bit, it's funny and I laughed.
*still suspicious*
ReplyDeletei dont know...something's just not right...
alrite, pop quiz!
It's been ages since I've read it, I read it as soon as it came out.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a pop quiz, I live in england, it is a test?
ReplyDeleteAll the more reason to test your memory....
ReplyDeleteAlrite! for 12 points, what is the plot basically about?
yeah its like a test.
ReplyDeleteThe plot is about Kallista Pendragon and her friends who try and get arrested by Skulduggery and Ghastly, but Skulduggery as an empty gun and Kallista and her gang ended up riding off in Ghastly's van.
ReplyDeletecome on, I used full sentences, I deserve more points than 12.
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDeletereally? that's all its about?
D: you havnt read it, have you?
u only read the latest part....*sigh*
full sentences dont count cos THAT'S NOT THE PLOT!!!!
ReplyDeleteThen their in a wearhouse and Valkrie tries to arrest Kallista.
ReplyDeleteKallista is bad-ass lol.
ReplyDeleteits true...you only read that part...nooo!!
ReplyDeleteDragona, go back a while and re-read the PROLOGUE. Cos there;s three parts to the prologue and THEN comes the part with Bridget Whiplash and THEN comes the bit with Kallista Pendragon.
*sigh*
Oh yes, a drawing of me in the next one.
ReplyDeleteSay thanks to the guy who's going to draw it.
you wont understand the plot and then the bit i write about you wont make any sense UNLESS you read all of it!!!
ReplyDeleteMy brother is even going to draw a picture of you! and if you've been following my blog, you would know how good he can draw other characters!
I've seen the pic of Kallista, it's awsome!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start from the beginning and then work my way up, it's a cure for, something, right?
...
ReplyDelete*EPIC SIGH TELLING MYSELF THAT THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY*
alrite, *epicly defeated here..siiiggghhh* as long as you start from the begininnng and read the whole thing...then i guess i can forgive you....*SIGH*
Oh, I get it, you can see people's death and life for the next 100 years and you want a cure to stop it harassing you in your dreams.
ReplyDelete*facepalm* *muffled voice* your just making fun of me now, i swear...
ReplyDeleteg'night all.
lol!
ReplyDeleteNight?
MAKE SURE THAT THE TOP OF THE POST THAT YOU ARE READING DRAGONA SAYS 'EPILOGUE PART 1' (or it mite say 'prologue', i cant remember) AND NOT 'PROLOGUE/EPILOGUE PART 2/3'
ReplyDeleteyeah nite. its 10:28 pm
ReplyDeleteYeh, I'm just messing with you.
ReplyDeleteYeh, I'll read that.
here you go:
ReplyDelete(this is the links and order of the story-dont bother commenting there, just post feedback here)
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-epilogue-part-2.html
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-prologue-part-3.html
http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-bridget-whiplash.html
And then goes the bit with Kallista. Good luck reading-i'd start sooner than later!
see in the links and on those pages the titles are messed up because first i thought it was part 1, and tehn i thought it was epilogue, and then Alexzz told me it was 'prologue'.
ReplyDeletedont worry, the order above this message is the right order. Just follow it from there.
For the last time:
-Hellboy out
Oh, you're trying to stop worldwide destruction, and Bridget kills you in a vision, and you try to stop it, but then she gets teleported to Ireland, which means it will probably come true, I get it now. But in every vision you have, the group fails and lots of people die, I get it!
ReplyDeleteHEY! You do kinda get it! But its only been like ten minutes! did you really read ALL of that in that time?
ReplyDeleteYES! I'm a quick reader, I finished Mortal Coil in 3 hours.
ReplyDeleteAnd I had a half an hour break for tea.
ReplyDeleteAnd I finished H.I.V.E in one hour.
ReplyDeleteWhooo!!
ReplyDelete....
ReplyDeleteouch, that got me hard. burn, burn..
I read harry potter and the deathly hallows when i was ten...took me 11 hours...
wait-stop. lets not get into a 'i read this in so and so hours' thing. please.
Ok Hellboy.
ReplyDeleteI was just saying that i've read it all.
I wonder what all them red dots are for...
ReplyDeleteGoing to get 200!
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeletecheese
ReplyDeletepizza
ReplyDeleteAppendicitis isn't nice!
ReplyDeleteSee, we're nearly 1/4 there!
ReplyDeleteHi
ReplyDeleteOh god, I've run out of things to say.
ReplyDelete50th Comment!
ReplyDeleteHmm... The stories are cool.
ReplyDeleteMost of the comments are by me Hellboy, look!
ReplyDeleteI'm posting!
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ReplyDeleteThats how bored I am.
ReplyDeletem
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ReplyDeletexD
ReplyDeleteI'm just being totally sad now :P
ReplyDeleteand guess what!
ReplyDeleteI don't care!
ReplyDeleteseeeeeeeeee i'm not- SQUIRREL!
ReplyDelete-i'm not bored waiting for this next part at all! *sarcasm implied*
ReplyDelete@Dragona *High-Five* !!!! British people rock! And i only knew what the hell you meant by Pop Quiz Hellboy cos i watch alot of American dramas and such. But Hellboy, u live in aus, right? No fair- you get Home and Away like 4 months ahead of us *epic groan* and that's the ONLY soap i like. xD
ReplyDelete...
ReplyDelete90TH COMMENT!
ReplyDeleteso now i'm just gonna post a load of random stuff.
ReplyDeleteMONKEYS!
ReplyDeleteCONVERSES!
ReplyDeleteerrr... Drop Dead Fred- anyone watched that? Love that movie, mega funny:
ReplyDelete(remember, this is only along the lines of the speech, it's not exactly what is said)
"'Why?' [talking about a princess and a prince running off on horseback together] 'Because the girl was very good, did all of her chores and made her mother happy.' ................... 'What a load of ****' xD Love that! and the girl is only like 6 years old! xDxDxD
So yes. Well, for those who aren't following my blog, (*POINTS* LAZY PEOPLE!) part 10 is up. www.lenkasweet.blogspot.com
ReplyDeleteWow. It's been like 2 minutes since i last posted.
ReplyDeleteouch.
ReplyDeleteoh no, look, 1 minute. i got it wrong
ReplyDeleteOoooooooooh apparently it's 2:42am... it's really 17:12 a-thank-you-very-much xD
ReplyDelete100th COMMENT!!!!
ReplyDeletescoooooore!
ReplyDeleteLets post lots of random things Lenka.
ReplyDelete.....WRITE MORE!!!
ReplyDeleteCheese spread.
ReplyDeletePost Flo!
ReplyDeleteMust get 200 comments!
ReplyDeletePENUTS
ReplyDeleteI'm having, wait, what am I having for tea?
ReplyDeletePENUTS
ReplyDeleteM&Ms!
ReplyDeleteCHICKEN AND CHIPS!
ReplyDeleteRANDOMNESS
ReplyDeleteWHOOOO!
ReplyDelete115!
ReplyDeletePENUTES
ReplyDeleteWE'RE GETTING THERE!
ReplyDeletequite a lot of comments!
ReplyDeleteI HOPE YOU DONT GO BACK ON YOUR WORD HELLBOY! IM SKIPPING MY HOMEWORK FOR THIS!
EH, PENUTES?
ReplyDeletePOST POST POST POST!
ReplyDeleteSEXY BOYS ARE AWSOME!!!
ReplyDeleteHEY, CHEESE TASTES NICE!
ReplyDeleteRANDOM FLORENCE...
ReplyDeleteWHAT PENUTES IS A COMMENT....ALTHOUGH IT DOESNT MAKESENSE...
ReplyDeleteZDFDFGSDGGFGSFSDFSD
ReplyDeleteITS NOT RANDOM ITS UNIQUE!!!
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PIC OF MEE!
ReplyDeleteHMM... LETS SEE IF IT LOOKS LIKE MY CHARACTER, WHICH LOOKS LIKE ME, BUT A BIT OLDER, HMM...
CHEESE WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST HEHEHE
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE UNIQUE FLORENCE!
ReplyDeleteIN A SPECIAL WAY, (MEANING YOU ARE RETARDED)
(JOKING)
...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOUT???
ReplyDeleteCATHEDRAL CITY MILD!
ReplyDeleteJOKING FLORENCE...
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT RETARDED YOU TARD....HEHEHE BUT YES I DD ONCE BUILD A DEMENTED SNOWMAN ...
ReplyDeleteYOU SAID THAT THE COMMENT WAS UNIQUE, SO I SAID YOU WAS UNIQUE WHICH MEANS YOU ARE A RETARD, BUT I WAS JOKING LOL.
ReplyDeleteI AM ONCE AGAIN EATING LIP GLOSS....
ReplyDeleteTO PROVE MY POINT...
ReplyDeleteI NEED TO GO FOR TEA...
ReplyDeleteI KNOW ....JEEZ IM NOT THAT STUPID UNLESS YOU THINK OTHERWISE...I AM 13 FOR GODZ SAKE
ReplyDeleteTHE 200TH COMMENT WILL BE MINE NOW THAT DRAGONA IS OUT THE WAY HAHAHAHHA
ReplyDeleteI GET FULL AFTER A QUARTER OF AN OATCAKE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL BE HAVING.
ReplyDeleteBRB, BE ON AFTER THOUGH...
PIE PIE PIE I <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteIT PROBABLY WILL FLO.
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
ReplyDeletei AM BONKERS
ReplyDeleteBONKER I TELL YOU
I <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteAND I AM BONKERS
i LOVE BLACK YES I LOVE BLACK
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteAND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
ReplyDeleteAND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
MY NAME IS FLORENCE
ReplyDeleteMY NAME IS FLORENCE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
AND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
iM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
ReplyDeleteMY NAME IS FLORENCE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
AND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
I CHANGED MY FAN FIC
ReplyDeleteMY NAME IS FLORENCE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
AND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
AND I CHANGED MY FANFIC
AND I HAVE OTHER 33 POUNDS THATS THE MOST MONEY I EVER HAD
ReplyDeleteMY NAME IS FLORENCE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
AND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
AND I CHANGED MY FANFIC
AND I HAVE OTHER 33 POUNDS THATS THE MOST MONEY I EVER HAD
LOL i just had chicken strips, veggies and Smiley Faces for dinner :P and wow, we have alot of comments
ReplyDeleteAND I FOUND SOMETHING NEW TO SAY
ReplyDeleteMY NAME IS FLORENCE
ReplyDeleteI <3 PIE
AND I AM BONKERS
AND I LOVE BLACK
AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
AND I CHANGED MY FANFIC
AND I HAVE OTHER 33 POUNDS THATS THE MOST MONEY I EVER HAD
AND I FOUND SOMETHING NEW TO SAY
HERE IS MY SPEECH
ReplyDeleteHello fellow comrades my friends.
ReplyDeleteI am here today to show you how we can see this school, how we can make the impossible happen, how we can make this school our own.
Remeber comrades how we won the battle of the sandpit? Do you remeber how hard it was to beat them with potatoes and cream? Well, I do, and I can actually prove to you that the teachers will came back, stronger then ever, they will have OFSTED with them. They will swat us like flies...DO YOU WANT TO BE A FLY??
They will tortue us by making us write esseys until our hands drop of. They will tie us to chairs, they will force our eyes open and make us watch A LIFE OF A TADPOLE over and over again until we turn into tadpoles ourselves.
But comrades, my friends, we can be stronger we can win, we already did once... why not a second time??
We can live lives that no other friend has ever lived by uniting together and by voting for me I will lead you to freedom. I will show you a whole new world. I will show you the light that never shone before. I will be there for you. I will fight for you whatever the reason. I will make wise decisions. And I will make every wish come true whatever the cost as soon as possible...and all YOU have to do is vote for me and respect 4 simple rules....
NEVER STEAL FROM YOUR NEIGHBOUR
ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOUR NEIGHBOUR
NEVER KILL YOUR NEIGHBOUR
AND
YOU AND YOUR NEIGHBOUR ARE EQUAL,
I was once told a poem that I would like to share with you,
Trust me and i'll trust you
Be kind to me and i'll be kind to you
BUT kill a part of me and i'll kill a part of you
remeber this short poem, because it will always remeber YOU.
VOTE 4 ME!!!
DRAGONA SAID I WILL GET DETENSION FOR WRITITNG IT OR BY READING IT OUT
ReplyDeleteIS THAT TRUE???
ReplyDelete*VOTE*
ReplyDeleteWILL I REALLY GET DETENSION???
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOH THX BUT THE 200 TH COMMENT IS MINE AND MINE ONLY
ReplyDeleteHEHEHEH
ReplyDeletemaybe, maybe... depends. Are you going to stand on the school rooftops and sing it, or get everyone in the school to sign a petition thing? xD
ReplyDeleteI LOVE ELECTIONS
ReplyDeletebah, i don't mind, i got the 100th comment anyway
ReplyDeleteELECTIONS ROCK
ReplyDeletehahahahaha it's apparently 3:14am, i think it's quarter to six in the pm.
ReplyDeleteAWSOME I USUALLY GET THE 99 TH AND THEN SOMEONE COMES ON AND TYPES HI WICH IS THE 100
ReplyDeleteHEHEHEH 3:16 NOW I THINK
ReplyDeleteLISTENING TO IS THIS THE WAY TO AMARILLO
ReplyDelete21 ONE COMMENTS!!
ReplyDeleteOOOOH I NEED TO WRITE MORE AND MORE
ReplyDeleteHUGGING MY PILLOW DREAMING DREAMS OF AMARILLO.....+LLALLALA
ReplyDelete18 COMMENTS TO GO
ReplyDeletei'm listening to Glee... xD
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ReplyDeleteHi again.
ReplyDelete13
ReplyDelete12
ReplyDeleteNO GO 11
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ReplyDelete200!
ReplyDeleteJUST TRY TO GET THE 200TH COMMENT
ReplyDeleteDamn no.
ReplyDeleteFDLHGDJHLDHLIDIHL
ReplyDeleteDAMN I HET YOU PPL
ReplyDeletelol, 201st comment and 100th comment! yayyyyy! well done Florence B on 200th xD
ReplyDeleteYes I got it WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteeugh, strike 201st...
ReplyDeleteoh no, wait....
ReplyDeletePipped at the post, WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteDAMN YOU I ALWAYS THE 99TH GRRRR YOU ARE SOOOOO DEAD DRAGONA *CHUCKS KNIFE AT DRAGONA*
ReplyDeleteoh god, stop commenting, i can't read them all when my page automatically refreshes each time
ReplyDelete*Dodges*
ReplyDelete*Puts up air bubble so nothing can get through*
NINJA CAT ATTACK AND EAT THE WHATS LEFT OF HIM
ReplyDeleteah well, hellboy i expect a fanfiction post by tomorrow
ReplyDeleteGRRRR GRRR
ReplyDeleteI EXPECT IT IN 200 MINS
ReplyDelete*walks through, dodges, grabs a seat and watches fight*
ReplyDelete*Nothing can get through air bubble*
ReplyDelete