Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Susurrus - By The Great Octaboona Amrosius, Paragon of the Purple Horde

Well, this is a pretty damn good day i;m having.
And that's definitely an understatement.


OK! So first, LENKA SWEET, possibly my favorite writer next to Derek Landy, HAS RETURNED!



WVIIVWUBIVWBIUVENLISNWENNGWKJLDI! EPIIICCCAAAA-ness!!!!!!!!!


She has had it tough, so i want you to all go to her blog RIGHT NOW (or else) AND COMMENT! SAY HI! TELL HER WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING! CONGRATULATE HER ON DEREK'S COMMENT! :DDDDDDDD XD




So that was one. Out of three awesome things that have happened today. 


The second one, a lot of you probably already know about, because your blogs were chosen as well. 

DEREK LANDY READ OUR WORK! W000000000000000000000000000TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CWIUWINIUEGWIUDWGBULADVSIUL NCNLWEIULGFIUOGBIUL1!!!!!!! 


EEEEEPPPPIIICCCCCAAAA-ness!!!!!!!!


And THEN! Third, but definitely not least, IS THIS EPICA POEM WRITTEN FOR ME BY THE GREAT OCTABOONA AMBROSIUS! 

OMG! LOOK AT IT'S EPICA-ness!!!!


Read on. I dare you... :P  




The Susurrus

By The Great Octaboona Amrosius, Paragon of the Purple Horde

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of heaven and hell

Hellboy seeks with his far seeing eyes
That see beyond the future
To the time on the Morpheus Road
Where the great multitudes swarm
He seeks out each individual’s path
And their deathly destination

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of life and death

He sees an ancient figure
Bound for the ethereal plains
Filled with wraiths and phantasms
That hide in the mists and vapours
That torment the mind with ghosts and memories
From ages past

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of anger and sorrow

Hellboy watches a young child
Stand alone in the Field of Asphodel
His identity already fading
His pale spirit merging with the others
Joining the repetitious cycle
In the dreary grey grass
Of eternal stillness and neutrality

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of silence and commotion

Hellboy shades his eyes from the bold man’s fate
Who lived a life of cruelty and malice
Turning others joys incarnadine
As he walks the way to Sheol
To be purged in unquenchable fire
And smell the stench of his own roasting flesh
And taste the bitter flavour of charred hair and blackened skin

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of laughter and hatred

Yet here on the Morpheus road he spots a kindly woman
Who will spend her after life in the Blest Isles of Elysium
Safe from harm and suffering in an island of beauty paramount
Rewarded for her grace and virtue
She will find peace

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of war and peace

Yet few make the Blest Isles
Hellboy sighs
As the Road takes another victim
Destined for the dank dungeons of Vilhel
Where they will languish in the gloom
With slime brushed walls and dripping rocks
With only goats urine to sate their thirst

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of time and space

Far above the caves of Vilhel the sounds of feasting
Emanate from the Hall of Asgard
As a new arrival enters the Hall of Valhalla
To drink and feast in utmost luxury
Attended to by their personal Valkyrie
A mighty warrior devours a plump boar
As the mead flows freely

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of loneliness and companionship

The Pit of Tartarus
Hellboy shivers at the name
As he senses another soul
Enter oblivion
Tortured by beings greater than gods
Eyes stabbed out by mechanical men
The weeping sores oozing pus and blood
A plaything of Kronos

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of grief and comfort

Hellboy watches as another soul approaches the Pearly Gates
A convocation of angels in gold and white smile down
From the pure white banks of clouds that fill the pristine sky
An unearthly glow of majesty and splendour

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of order and chaos

The Five Rivers of Hades converge in a frothing torrent
Acheron- River of Sorrow
Cocytus- River of Lamentation
Phlegethon- River of Fire
Lethe- River of Oblivion
And Styx- River of Hate
They surround the Morpheus Road in swirling glory
In shades of darkest night to deepest crimson
And in the very centre of this quercivorous pool
With jet black obsidian shores
And amaranth tides
Stands a sentinel, a Silent One
Presiding over the multitude
Known only as Hellboy

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of air and fire

The sentinel looks out across the vast varied underworld
Yet fears to look into his own future
Or the core of his heart
He hears not the ringing for it is a knell
To summon him to heaven or to hell

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of humanity 




Wow. You, Octaboona Ambrosius, are a truly amazing writer. You just...wow.

I swear, there's a tear in my eye :')

I was scrolling through these comments on my iPod, 12:00 at night, exhausted both physically and mentally, with a blank face, when I got to that poem.

A twitch. The smallest spark of confusion, then wonder, hope, and finally, emanating from within me, a smile. The twitch was replaced by a force greater than I have felt in a long time, and as I read on, the corners of my mouth upturned, completing it all into the biggest damn smile I've had in ages. I wanted to laugh in joy at the poem's magnificence, but it was still late at night. So I read on, biding my time and being content with my big smiles.
Everytime someone passed, I would flick the iPod's screen down against my chest, close my eyes, and feign sleep, quickly wiping the smile away.
But then the person would leave, I would flick the iPod up again, and read on, my smile creeping slowly back.

The beauty! Your poem trumps anything I could of even dreamt of writing. Thankyou, Octa. Thankyou. 




-Hellboy

 P.S cheers to you if you got the hidden message. I daresay it wasn't hard to find.




P.P.S 'Blest Isle of ELYSIUM' ETERNAL FTW!


P.P.P.S I don't know if anyone has noticed, but i added something that i;m going to be calling 'The blog of the week', a gadget somewhere above my followers. 
It's because i don't think that enough people read certain blogs, so if you all don't mind, i;m going to be advertising some. No self-benefit, i swear.

Anyway, every week i change it, and you're meant to spend five minutes of your time clicking on that link and looking around their blog, maybe leave a comment, and then follow it. And then treasure it for the rest of your damn lives.



That sounded kind of threatening....hmm...scratch that last part.




-Hellboy (For real this time)

57 comments:

  1. Hmm, thankyou Kal. Although, im not quite sure that you got the hidden message.. :P

    Can you please give me the link to Sarthacus' blog? I noticed a while ago that it had been deleted, and the only way to view his profile and see his blogs is to actually go to a blog that he is a member to. And he;s not a member to the Bio-rama :(

    And yes, i think i have seen Nicolette's new blog.

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  2. Hellboy! what is your user name in Minecraft? also, what is the name/IP of your favorite server? Could you add a link if its a name? you said something about Stormcom, right?

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  3. Ah! Deagle Pickle returns as Halo Pickle.

    Well, Halo, i actually just went on to Minecraft multiplayer yesterday to check out all the servers i used to navigate, because i haven't been on in a LONG time, maybe a whole month.

    But when i got on, Stormcom wasn't there, and none of the other servers i kno were. O_O it was pure hell...


    But! In case they do come back on (ill give more info if they do), my name is Inferno_Joe

    What is yours?

    And what's Lizzy's? (i seem to remember that both of you had an account...or both of you played it...hmm, my head's a tad haywire this morning.)


    Thankyou Kal! I'll check them out straight away!

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  4. my name is Halo_pickle! simple, eh?

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  5. *scoops smurfs up in patened smurf-catcher 3000*



    Ta-da!

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  6. Kal? U on? It's 1:20am for me, so I figured you might be on now. It's probably morning for you.

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  7. Oh, Don't worry, lol, I haven't fallen asleep...YET...

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  8. Aww damn it...

    To be honest, in feeling quite tired myself. I think I'll talk to you in a good 8 hours time when I've had a good night's sleep.

    Cya later then, and good morning to u!

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  9. Ey hellboy if your on, just wanted to say hi :)

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  10. Hey Alex!

    (even tho I'm probably too late)

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  11. Are you on now, Kallista? It should be around 9:00am where you live, I think.

    Please answer back!

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  12. LOL Kal I was never offended! I'm sorry it seemed that way!

    I said that it seemed bogan-ee, which in itself is a bit of a silly Aussie word. It doesn't mean that I don't like the word Aussie. It's perfectly fine! In no way am I offended!

    You see, I was talking to Rossela Embers, who is Australian, and she asked if I was Aussie.
    I am completely ok with the word; the only time I don't like the word is when it is being used excessively in an act to tick me off (like 'Ridgee didge Aussie, putting a couple on the barbie') , stereotypes and all. But I don't mind it being said!

    It hardly ever gets annoying to me. I just wanted to tell Rossela that I wasn't one of the Aussies who use words like that all the time.

    Alrite- I gtg, Louis has to take me to some TAFE thing, or else he won't be able to do TAFE at all this yeah O_O

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  13. Yes! I loved Salt! My cousins came over from Sydney and brought it over to watch. And all through-out the movie i was all like 'Wait, so if she knows that she's not evil, and she's trying to tell everyone else that, WHY IN GOD'S NAME DOES SHE KILL THAT GUY!?!?!? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!!'

    And my cousins were all like 'Shhh, you'll understand that LATER.' And i did. It was such a fun movie.

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  14. HELLBOY!!!
    COME ONLINE RIGHT NOW AND GO TO THE OVERFLOW!
    http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com
    I've been missing you!!!
    I haven't seen you in AGES!!
    Come on please!!

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  15. Hellboy!

    JOHN GREEN PLAYS MINECRAFT!!!!!!

    Or atleast recognises its existence :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up7v9cekOZk

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  16. :DDDD I saw that a coupla hours ago, Octa. I just went on to youtube and made myself sit through an hour's worth of vlogs and funny video's from the people i'm subscribed to (tobuscus, vlogbrothers, etc.).

    Did you see the one about the Webb telescope? That's heaps cool. It would be awesome to see how solar systems formed. Only thing is, there's a hell of a lot of bad things that could go wrong with it :S

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  17. Hey Hellboy! does your brother have a deviantart account?

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  18. lol Skyril. I checked it out, yeah. And yes, Lizzy, he does have one, here it is: renegadesoldier.deviantart.com

    And Skyril, while you are on, and i've been trying to tell you this for ages, but i don't think you've seen the comments, but DO you remember way back when Derek's blog started, and you used to talk to a smaller group of friends: Insanity Moonshine, Lynith Faye, and Inferno-Joe. WELL, I don't kno if you remember, but I am Inferno-joe, i just changed my name to Hellboy after seeing the movie. And i'm not sure about Insanity, BUT I SAW LYNITH THE OTHER DAY! And i went on her blog and she remembers you and Insanity. :DDD I said that it would be awesome if she came and met some of the other bloggers i've made friends with, and see some stories that us writers have written. And she replied that she would love to do that.



    On another note to everyone, i had my first day back at school today, Year Nine, and it was pretty good. Mostly a bludge day (bludge=hardly did any work), and it was good to kno that all of my friends were in my classes.


    ...argh...minor headache....*pulls out Lord of the rings #3 from bookshelf* a-HAH! This'll cure it!


    Seriously tho, i'm watching a three hour movie and eight oclock with school the next day WHILE i;m suffering from a headache and dehydration. O_O


    G'night all!

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  19. You kno what would be cool? Learning in class, writing, maths, art, so on, WITH YOU PEOPLE. All of the bloggers, i can just imagine, sitting in the spots of everyone else in the class at my school. That would make school fun! Just lounging around, telling jokes and writing stories. I swear, when we are all older and have jobs, we need to GO TO IRELANDY, MEET UP AT THE IRELAND AIRPORT, GRAB SOME COFFEE *cringe* And talk and sit and laugh together. All of us. No matter where in the world you are. AND THEN, we go to Dublin, grab a phonebook, and FIND OUT WHERE DEREK LANDY LIVES. I've wanted to do that for ages on my own, but i just realised that it would be WWAAAYYY more fun with everyone else. :P

    So let's do that! Ten years from now! When Skulduggery is just about wrapped up! When we all are older and have money! MWAHAHAHAHHA Derek'll never know what happened! We'll all just be like 'Sup, Derek. We've come to talk to you for a while.' And he then HAS to let us in!

    Alrite, gtg for now, Louis wants me to get a song or something...*grumble grumble*


    -Hellboy

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  20. I too am quite shy off blog. Or quiet atleast.

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  21. *ducks marshmallow* thanks Hellboy :)

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  22. On another note, those were some damn funny things to do in an elevator. My favorite was 'Meow occasionally'. :P ...meow...


    And you are right. I do feel a LOT more shy around my friends. I mention my blog, yes, but i don't tell them about the people i have met here, and about all of the things i actually enjoy (vlogbrothers, for one). I am not as quiet, but often in class when my friends are talking, you will see me drawing quietly in my diary, (guns, people, swords, Skulduggery, HIS gun...did i mention guns?) or writing the occasional poem.

    I'm just about to check that story by Skylara out.

    I hope you are online!

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  23. Sorry for not replying fast enough, i was reading that hilarious story by Skylara. :P


    Octa's an octapus.....a PURPLE octapus...:PPPPP

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  24. I got home from another day from school about half an hour ago. I have some maths homework, i think. Apart from that, i'm going to quickly see what Darkane's bio is again, and then i'm trying to write up the next part of my fanfic with my ipod.

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  25. I reckon that i'm going to do ALL of those elevator things. They were heaps funny.


    If i do ever do them, i'll be sure to have Louis follow me into the elevator with a secret camera. I might do it at the Coles store.

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  26. LOL recently in math, i have been kinda drifting off. And it's cool in my school cos whenever i'm bored in class, i always stare around the room, stare at the windows, and imagine ways for Skulduggery Pleasant to jump in, or Israel Elysium. Just ANYONE from the magical world to jump in, push past the teacher and then grab me and pull me out. Suddenly, the school might be under seige from cleavers and i am escaping with Israel Elysium to the spare seat of a bike, where a woman with japanese hair pricks sits, revving the engine, ready to drive the hell out of there.

    I dunno, things like that. It's fun thinking about all of the different ways i could exit a class in style, next to someone who even i though couldn't be real.

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  27. i gtg soon.


    Wait i pretty much haveto go rite now

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  28. GOODBYE KALLISTA!


    HAVE AN AWESOME SLEEP! Dream! Heaps! of Skulduggery pleasant!

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  29. Hey, Hellboy, I found out something very interesting! Daniel Radcliffe, A.K.A Harry Potter, is going to be in a play in New York, New York! I had just watched that movie and was looking stuff up about it the other night when I found out. :] Check this out

    http://www.howtosucceedbroadway.com/

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  30. I'm on my iPod, so i cant check out the link :S

    But Skyril! Can u plz scroll up- I am SURE that there's a comment I've been trying to tell u for ages. I miss out on telling you every single time!

    Alright Im off now for more school, c u all later (hopefully)

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  31. Awesome, Hellboy! I finally saw your message! I DO remember! I haven;t seen Lyneth in ages! Maybe she'll come on soon! That would be great!

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  32. Yay Kallista!

    And that's awesome, Skyril! Phwew, that took me ages to try and get a hold of u to send u the message.

    I had a pretty darn random dream last night. You'see, there are these pair of boardies that I've been meaning to try out for a while, and in the dream, I was wearing them, and they were too short. THEN I was in the Blogosphere, and Lenka was talking to everyone, finding out what had been happening recently.

    Alas, then I woke up, and the shorts still lay (unworn and with the tag) on my desk, and Lenka has not graced her with one of her visits.

    *sigh*



    I kno that ur probably on, Kal, but I have to go to school.

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  33. Just wanted to pop on and see how everyone is doing, if anyone wants to talk to me on msn my email is megaflare95@msn.com ...

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  34. i saw it, and i feel very bad for dragona and the fact that one of his closest friends disappeared, but then again yo have to be sympathetic to flos situation, maybe there was something serious going on?

    You cannot be selfish and just assume that it only affects you or let the small thought (that the reason they left is you) grow in you heart, because that is where the true atrocity comes from...

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  35. I read it, Kallista. I understand.


    But let us go away from stressful things, and renew our strength in something...blah...argh...

    I'm really bad at that sort of talking...I'll leave it to the true poets like Octaboona and Alex...

    BUT what i meant to say is that we shouldn't talk about that sort of stuff anymore. I don't like gossip. I hate being apart of it in any way or form.



    School was boring today :( But i did write some more fanfic! I'm getting back into my fanfic writing era. Give me a week maybe. And then i;ll finally be done. (on part one, that is. Which is kinda sad when you think about it. It normally takes me a day to write all of one part. I'm getting WAY to relaxed....)


    I won't be online tho, sorry. I kno that Kal's probably going to say g;night and head off soon, and Alex has got a while yet.

    HOwever, i am swamped in maths homework, and so i am gone for the night.


    Kallista, if you need to talk about anything more on the subject, maybe tell me about that person who wasn't being the best of bloggers, and any other pressing issues that don't have to be expressed in front of everyone on the blog, you can reach me at:

    inferno-joe@hotmail.com


    IF ANYONE ELSE IS GOING TO USE THIS EMAIL TO SPAM ME, I WILL....i will...*thinks hard*...damn...uh, i guess i'll just steal all of your pistachios.


    No, but to EVERYONE ELSE OUT THERE, IF YOU EVER NEED ADVICE, HELP OR JUST SOMEONE TO TALK TO, you can use my email above.



    Cya all! (homework to be done)

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  36. *giggles mischiviously and trys to span hellboy*

    *sees hellboy glare at her menacingly*

    NO! *gasps* NOT MY PISTACHIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *runs away in fear*


    thanks for reading my blog hellboy! and i already have a part in mind for you.
    *giggles at her own genius*

    *mysteriously fades away*

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  37. Kallista!

    Why can't i enter your blog?


    It says 'readers only'! Did i miss a memo?

    What's happening, Kal? Please tell me.

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  38. Kallista im sorry i got kicked off the comp

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  40. Hey Alex!

    Ninja Assassins? Sounds cool :P

    And that's k about your blog.



    Alright, i'm off to watch some...i dunno...'Legends of Ghoul' or something with my younger bro and sis. It's got owls in it.

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  41. Hey hellboy, hows things, enjoy the show or whatever it may be.. :)

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  42. *gets back (surprisingly early) from school*

    *sighs*



    *floats on high because of loveheart shaped ballons*


    ....not AGAIN....



    Happy Valentine to you too....











    ...Kallista?





    *smiles smugly* I thought so...

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  43. * lands safely*

    Thakyou, Miss Valentina.

    And sorry Alex, my comp booted me off because it needed some updates installed:( I probably wont be back on hotmail; I want to finish this homework.

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  44. Lol sorry Kal i do have to go.

    I;m not sure what i heard, but...


    ...Is Octa leaving?


    That can't be so. I'm going on an Octa hunt. *grabs scuba diving gear*

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  45. lol sorry was stuck on youtube...


    ...and when i say 'stuck' i mean 'addicted to'...



    *picks up fries* 15 minute rule...

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  46. Hmm... i think Kallista went to go and get some sleep.



    Well-deserved sleep, i might add. Have a good night, Kallista.


    And unfortunately (if you aren't asleep) i have to go somewhere and won't be on for a long while.



    In the meantime....





    *throws two million peanuts around a room filled with moustraps*

    Collect them. *glare* ALL of them.

    And if you touch ONE mousetrap, all hell shall break loose. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  47. *lols*


    *a LOT*

    I;m off to check out Alex's birthday post!


    And then i'll probably do an update over here, too.

    (I just finished part 7, if you want to know. It's short, but it's better than nothing!)

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