Those moments when you say "You know what's funny?" but you don't mean that it's funny.

 Yeah, well. It's one of those moments.




'Cos...You know what's funny?


When you say "The world doesn't revolve around you, Hellboy."


Funny. 'Cos for once, you're right. It doesn't revolve around me. But I'll be damned if it revolves around you.


I care for a helluva lot of people here. Off the top of my head, there's Kal, Skyril, Lizzy, March, Thal, Lyd, Octa, Flame, Mary, Jaffa, Niall, Ven, Gep, Legs, Lenka... the list goes on. I can't even begin to express how much I appreciate these people, how much I love the way they think and write and love me back...


You...hah. I can't remember the last time you devoted time to loving these people, caring for them... listening to their problems, their worries, and assuring them it's going to be alright.


Countless times. Literally, I cannot even remember how many times I've sat down and comforted others, how many times I have *points at Dragona, for instance* convinced someone not to kill themself... No, I'm not the only fucking one. But I do it a damned sight more than you do. 'Cos they're my friends, and they deserve to be treated better.


All the while, you pull some publicity stunt by limiting yourself to PC, just to get people on 'your side'. The Eagle. The Cat. The Fox. Bitch, please. More like The Snake.


It's all some sort of game to you two. Blogland Secret Service, my Aussie arse. Just a group of overgrown gossips. 


Yeah, go ahead. Call me immature, I know you're thinking it. I know you two have some idea of me being a crazy-eyed Australian who lives in the middle of a desert at the end of the world. And so what? Who the hell even cares?


It's just the opinion of two people that are thousands of kilometres away. Seven billion people on this earth. To be honest, I think you should start thinking like me. Seven billion people, and you choose to get annoyed at us. Honestly. Hang out with some other group. It's not like you even talk about SP anymore, so that widens your selection, right? There are an incredible amount of online communities. Take your pick.


The only time that I *do* start to get annoyed is when you lash out at my friends, abusing your powers as head of the chat to get to them. You hinting that I'm some sort of selfish bastard only adds to the lot.


One last thing that I've always found 'funny'. I mean, here's the thing. If we could leave, we would. No, not just me. I mean a lot of people.


Even then, you won't let us. We've tried so many times to just pack up and go. Create other chats? One of you comes on, and begs everyone back. If you can't beg, you proceed to blackmail.
Move to the blogs? Obviously, we're not able. Oh, we're so sorry, you two. We should have never used the freedom we have to go anywhere on the freakin' internet. If only we had known that you'd have a hissy fit, then we would have stopped straight away -___-




For everyone who either has no clue who the above is directed towards, or wants an update on other things:


Hiya *hugs* I'm doing alright :) It's exam week, and I had three of them today. Which is actually ok, because it means that I was only worrying about that day. I only have one more exam on Thursday, so after that, it'll be Work Experience week, and then holidays.


@Mar Close to finishing my super-hero bio-story. Maybe three quarters through it. 
Also, I still have that Amy Hawkeye fanfic to work on :/ I guess the SP comp and exams just got in the way. Meh. It's good to know that I'll always have something to work on.


@Thal FDSOLSIHGLILSLKL HE'S COMING TO ADELAIDE :D Wooooot! It's, like, moooonths from now but I don't care! Adelaide! Him! Awesome as!


@Kal *hugs* Hope you're doing awesomely, and if you're not, I hope that things clear up soon enough. 


@Octa I thought exams were over for you :/ And yet I barely see enough of you these days. Where'd you run off to?


You lot can email me whenever. I check it several times a day, even five minutes after I last checked it (Which, yes, is stupid. Don't think I can't tell :P)