Saturday, May 14, 2011

Kallista Fanfic Part 4 (one more part to go!)

 Alright. Things are clearing up in my mind, that's good. I think I know what I have to do in the next week or so, which is always good.

This part's only a thousand words, so sorry, but it needed to be written and I couldn't add any more to it.

Anyone else pissed off that Blogger shut down? Yes? Good.


 (just in case you're wondering, Jack makes it back to land, but can't reach the ferry in time)


Kallista wrapped her arms around her knees, hugging them tightly and wishing for a jacket. The waters of Circular Quay splashed up over the railing of the ferry, even when she was up on the second floor.
Her mind wandered back over what had happened over the last three hours. She wasn't very impressed. First of all...
Crap, she thought. Mitchell!
Tears formed in her eyes as she remembered her wounded friend, most likely long gone now. She bowed her head, resting it against her drawn-up knees. A foghorn blared somewhere in the distance, like a final goodbye to Mitchell. At the end of it's sounding, Kallista rose her head. She pushed her grief away, instead sending it to fuel another part of her mind- vengeance. How did Jack find her? She had kept her travels to Australia a complete secret, even Israel hadn't known she was showing up in his home country.
So he had had help. But from who? She knew that Jack had been wanting to get back at her from their previous  battle, way back in...

Chernobyl. I had been doing a little clean up work with some other mages, hoping to eradicate the foulness that had captured the place. Pointless, really, but I still had wanted to contribute something to fixing the nuclear disaster. We were working near that old ferris wheel, when we found him. And you can bet his sorry arse that I kicked the hell out of him. Of course, I had all of those mages with me, and he looked like he hadn't eaten or slept for three days. He escaped, using the ferris wheel to...

Kallista shook her head, clearing it of old memories. They weren't going to help her. But at least now she had a motive. The next step was finding out how he had used the vengeance fueled by that motive to find someone who could easily find her here in Sydney, even when she had tried her hardest to not be found. If she could even understand that.
The ferry went through a shallow part of the Quay, the bottom of it grating along the rocks beneath, causing her to bounce around in her seat. "Nope," Kallista said to herself quietly, grinning. "It's gone."

She retreated to the lower level of the ferry, barely flinching at the wrenching of age-old pistons and the grinding of rusty cogs. She headed straight for the source of the sound, an engine that had probably been built at the same time the great bridge somewhere above her had been. She bent over to reach underneath the engine, pulling a tarpaulin off of a crate stashed there.
In almost every big city in Australia, Israel had stashed hundreds of these crates, nicknamed 'Olives' because of their murky green color. Kallista had been apart of the distribution team, and at least every second ferry in Sydney had one of these crates stored in the engine room so that wandering civilians wouldn't find one and move it.
Her hand flicked right and left, deftly changing the air pressure inside the crate's lock to get the combination. After five seconds of tinkering, the lock sprung open, and Kallista greedily drank in the sight of the mini armory inside. Knives of all sizes and shapes, assault rifles and shotguns, several large clips of ammo, spare sets of clothes and wallets full of seven different types of cash. And resting on top of all of this, in an ebony black scabbard, was a shining silver katana, spiraling ivy inscribed into the hilt.
She carefully picked it up and unsheathed it, marveling silently at it's beauty. It was inside the crate because while Israel was terrible at swinging any sword- sometimes Kallista swore that he didn't even know one end from the other- he kept a Katana in the Olives just in case he was traveling with a sword-wielding friend, like Dragona Pine or Mary Hiashi, or herself.
Kallista stood quickly at the sound of footsteps coming down the stairs. It was probably one of the engineers coming to check up on yet another problem with the faulty engines, no doubt. She snatched up a few more objects from the crate, pulled the tarp back over it, and retreated to the shadows.

Kallista stood waiting at the metal railing of the ferry as it approached one of the many crowded ports in Circular Quay. She felt better now. More prepared. With a sword at her belt, a fully charged mobile phone in her pocket, and a borrowed replica of Israel's jacket around her shoulders, she felt safer, like nothing could stand in her way. Nothing could bother her.
She winced as the coarse material of Israel's jacket rubbed against her bare arms. Ok, she corrected
herself, maybe something could ruin things a bit. But on the bright side, the jacket does keep me warm.
The ferry grated to a final stop, and after a few moments of a crew member setting up a ramp, she was allowed across.
She moved with a purpose through the crowds, paying the fare and waking straight to a Gellati stand. God, was she hungry.
After her hunger had been satisfied, she pulled out the phone and dialed Israel's number. ACDC's 'Long way to the top' rang out somewhere to her left, and when she turned, there he was, the phone already halfway held up to his ear, his knee-length jacket slightly stained with someone's blood. But she wasn't looking at him. Instead, her eyes were trained on the unsteady figure at Israel's shoulder, a grin on the wounded man's face as he recognized her and she him.
Mitchell.
She nearly took him off his feet with the force of her hug. "Alright," Israel said when she had finally pulled away to not cause Mitchell anymore harm- she could see the way he clutched the part of his torso where he had been shot. "Let's go meet some bad guys."

Hells yeah.

Also, the crate in the back of Israel's van that is mentioned in my other fanfic is sort of an Olive...just with more...stuff...dammit, I'd rather not say anything else, cos then I'll spoil it.

I thought of something today, which I'm planning to tell Derek soon. Y'know how in the first book, when Stephanie's being chased by that man who made himself impervious to fire, and the downfall of that is that when he landed in the water he died? Well, I realised that apart from that, Derek never repeated something like it. No-one has the downside of dying when they do something awesome.
So I thought- with Springheeled Jack, if he is so light in the air, and can jump great distances and not be hindered, shouldn't he weigh a tonne when he is submerged in water? Shouldn't he sink instantly?
I think, because Derek has never written a part with Jack in water, that should be mentioned in one of the books, that Jack hates water...or something....

If anyone ever wants to see my epic minecraft creations, including an AC-130 Spectre (awesome military castle-of-doom), a P-38 (I think that it's some sort of old-style WWII plane...I wasn't quite sure), and an Aircraft carrier (Um...you all know what an aircraft carrier is, right?) plus a freaking submarine, you can find them all on the Minecraft server:   !(-_-)+(+_+)!

It's on at 4:00 est or something...dammit...

Talk to you all soon!

174 comments:

  1. *stumbles around*

    I wokeup at 6:33 because of my ipod alarm, fellback asleep, had a dream about wild cats and a wolf attack, woke back up at 9:something, found my ipod under my wonderful, fluffy, flowery bed (DONT LAUGH! ITS FLUFFY! I DONT EVEN SLEEP UNDER THE COMFERTER! I JUST LAY DOWN ON IT, GRAB A BLANKET, AND FALL ASLEEP!) and read this, brilliant, breathtaking, awesome, super, shugoi, action-y, EPICA fanfic.

    So far, my day is off to a good start. And theres a new Doctor Who (well, for AMERICA) showing tonight on BBC.

    It just gets better and better, really, it does!

    ...but...Hellboy...in that olive...and the others...was there a...hmmm...

    FRYPAN!!?!? WELL?!?!?

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  2. OOOH OOOH! I HAVE A THE NEWEST PREDICTION FOR DEATH BRINGER!!!

    Ready?

    Okay.

    Valkyrie Cain will kick butt. Litterally.

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  3. *jaw drops*

    *grabs a couple of huge buckets*



    *brain explodes at Hellboy's awesomeness*



    My gosh! Your writing is just so freakin AWESOME!!!! I marvel at your skill!
    I am blown away! Reading this and all your other fanfic is truely delightful and a rare treat for me.
    Helps me through my days you know! I don't even feel the need to go to a bookstore anymore with so much awesomeness here in your blog alone!
    Fantastic writing Hellboy!
    *punches air*
    Thanks for posting! :D
    BRAVO!!!

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  4. *bounces around*

    I JUST WATCHED FOUR HOURS WATCHING DOCTOR WHO!

    TAKE THAT TIMOTHY! I'LL KICK YOURE BUTT!

    ...I kill the Timothy.

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  5. *steps over Timothy to give Mar a hug*
    I'm off to read your post now.
    :D

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  6. http://xat.com/web_gear/chat/go_large.php?id=145948982

    This is a chat we go on. It works even when blogger is down.

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  7. Thanks for commenting, all.
    And yes, there was a frying pan in the Olive. Right next to the award winning book, '101 Different ways to inflict pain with everyday objects'.

    In the next part, epic things happen, fights occur, and people get punched in the face. Really hard.

    It will, as the title suggests, be the end of this little fanfic, which sucks because I had a lot of fun writing it. However, I really do need to get back to the siege on E.A in my other fanfic, because I'm really only three or four parts off of finishing THAT.

    And from there, I think that I will start writing something else, because then the blog would be very boring. Oh yes, very boring indeed...

    Fanfics that I really should write sometime on this blog:

    Lewis Ryker fanfic (as I said, I'm only four or five parts away from finishing it)

    Leo Sparks Fanfic (I'm not sure if I'll continue this. It wasn't my best work and it's stuck on my old blackberry...)

    Hellboy story (I started a fanfic a while back where the main character is a detective and is forced to team up with Hellboy to solve the case...it ends in a lot of blood and screaming, I think...but it's only a page and a half long so I might as well not even bother)

    Lucas story (an actual story I wanted to write where the main character, Lucas, ends up having giant wings. Um... He gets accepted into this group of hybrid things also with wings and, uh...I forgot. It was boring, I think..)

    CLEAVERS! / Tanith Low (A build up on knowing one of the new recruits to he Cleavers, who then gets assigned to watching valkyrie's house with two other Cleavers in a van. I think you know what happens. But I really do want to write this!)

    And finally, the Kallista Pendragon fanfic. I don't really need to explain a plot that you already know.

    I think that's it...



    I watched the A-Team last night. And I swear, everyone who likes action needs to watch that movie. I know it has some bad reviews. But I loved it.

    Since watching it, my all-time favourite action scene from any movie has become the one from the ateam where they fly a C-30 Gunship away from an airfield but are chased down by two UAV's (unmanned ariel vehicles). Sounds boring but you'll understand when you see it, because it is EPIC.

    Cya all soon!

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  8. Lol hey Kal! I cant go on the chat rite now, I need to eat.

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  9. *looks around*

    ...ever since I started watching Doctor Who I've been really jittery...

    I can certainly READ and WRITE dangerous, horror filled, action-y things, but when I visually SEE it...it really goes to my head...

    Doctor Who is a REALLY awesome show, but...the things in it...

    ...scare the crap outta me.

    But I LOVE ITTTT! THATS THE PROBLEM!!!

    BUT I'VE BEEN WATCHING EVERYTHING THATS SO SCARY AND CREEPY!!!

    *checks to see if anyone has two shadows*

    I mean, I sort of...BELIEVE everything, and...it all...I...

    Really, I've started talking to myself for two reasons-

    To figure out things in the episodes, and...

    ...to convince myself that everything ISNT FREAKIN REAL!

    I talked to myself about that, well, I mean before I didnt know this stuff, and I've lived to this age, but then my mind just...kind of...ignores the...personal therapy...

    ...I need real therapy on all this. Seriously. This "Immagination" is really annoying.

    ...Stay out of the shadows. And...dont blink. And...dont open your eyes. And...for gods sake, RUN!

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  10. Wao, long comment.

    *hugs everyone*

    Scuse my personal rant. It happens often.

    However...i usually just pace around and mutter to myself and make weird motions with my hand...

    ...like I said, therapy.

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  11. At dinner, my family conculed that my orchestra teacher may be bi-polar.

    Which is PREEEEEETTY obvious, saying its been going on all year.

    Bored, Happy, Angry, Infuriated, Proud, Happy, Annoyed.

    That was friday. All thirty minutes of it.

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  12. *grins slightly*

    *pats hellboy on the back*

    Well done in not forgetting the frypan.

    And the book was a nice touch, by the way~

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  13. By the way, about Timothy, just...

    ...feel free to use him as a punching bag.

    He's my...

    *evil look*

    Childhood enemy. He once tried to drown me. So I tried to drown him. He hit me, I hit him. He made fun of me, I inflicted fear and then fake out and skipped away.

    Now, fate has brought us into the same fencing class.

    Fuuuuuun~

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  14. http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/05/labyrinth-sp-fanfiction-prologue.html

    well lok at that! A new post!

    But...what is this?

    A LINK FROM MY IPOD!!! HA HA!

    But, dont expect it again. Maybe.

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  15. ...whats that outside my window...?

    ...its nothing. Im sure, absolutely nothing.

    ...of dear god THE NIGHTMARES!!!

    NO NO NO NO NOOOOO!

    *crosses arms*

    Nope. Wont fall asleep.

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  16. ...would it be better to draw the shades to my window, or keep them open!

    ...closed. Yeah, closed...hopefully its like the Tardis doors...

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  17. ...dude, I'm freaking out here...

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  18. PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONES FREAKIN ON!!!!!

    PLEEEEEEASE!!!!!

    DUDE, IM FREAKING OUT!!!!

    ANYONE!!!

    (Well, as long as youre not an alien...)

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  19. Come, my armada of little stuffed aninals who reaide on the top bunk of the bed...

    Maybe I can hide under all of you....it worked before...

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  20. ...you know, It woked when I was TEN...

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  21. KALLISTA! KALLISTA KALLISTA KALSTAAAAA!

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  22. *pokes head out from under stuffed animals*

    *whispers*

    Hey kallista! Come under here!

    *retreats into animals*

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  23. MAR!
    *takes Sammy the fyrpan and bashes timmy over the head*

    No one tries to drowned my friends and gets away with it!
    >:O

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  24. *tries to hide under stuffed animals......stuffed animals growl at her and don't let her pass*

    Oi!

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  25. Omg...I jusy built myself a fortress of stuffed animals...I didnt actually THINK i could do it, but I did...

    I rock.

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  26. *bokes Bolt the larger then life guard dog*

    Dude, she's on the list. ...I...didnt make you a list?

    ...just shut up and let her through.

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  27. *curls up*

    *is safe in wild pile of fluff*

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  28. K-Kallist...?

    Kallista...?

    You there?

    Are you there?!

    Oh my God KALLISTA!

    WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!

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  29. OI! I'm sorry MAr!


    *comes running bac in*
    Was pulled away!

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  30. *bounces around with all the stuffed animals*

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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  31. *lobs a stuffed animal over at Hellboy who is busy gobbling down some food*


    Hellboy. Everyone on the blogs has tols me that you should make the Kallista Pendragona story at least twenty long chapeters. Then when you are done, they want you to do a second part.

    *looks around shiftily hoping he believes her*

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  32. *yanks all the stuffed animals back*

    *forms the shield again*

    *faint snores can be heard as moi has fallen asleep*

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  33. *draws pretty decorations all over Mar's sleeping face*

    YAY! I'm such an artist!


    *claps hands happily*

    Hmmm...hope she doesn't mind pink and purple hearts and a moustash!
    :D

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  34. *holds on to her colorful markers and looks at Hellboy, hopeing he will fall asleep too*

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  35. *Kallista the great and beautiful thief travels round the world and nabs all the frying pans of the world*





























    *hides them all away in her secret labratory, including Sammy*























    *lurks in the shadows and awaits the arrival of Mar*



    >:P

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  36. *sips a coke while she waits and plots more devious plans*

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  37. *thinks about telling Hellboy tat Aquila has a new post up*


    Naw...





















    >;P






























    *ties him up with daisy chains instead*

    Bwaaahaaahaaahaaahaaa!!!

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  38. Hmmm...more people need to read your awesome stories but have not been on lately.
    Nicolette, Skylara, Darkane, Leo, Sarthacus, Octaboona, Alex, Lenka. That's a lot of people! :O
    I know it's because of heavy studying, but still....:/

    I guess your fanfic and some others withh me rewards for themselves once they are sone with all that evil teasting!
    :D

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  39. *rushes back in*
    Sorry Hellboy. But I have to ask you this.
    Israel's power to see into the future and such: Is this power of his well known to everyone, to both friends and foes? Or is it only known to his friends?

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  40. I hadn't thought about that, Kallista. I think that the reader's should decide that, though if it is really important, then yes, i think the enemy would have some idea what Israel had.

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  41. SO what i also wanted to say is that you're all awesome and i think that you two (Mar and Kal)are epic-ly funny friends.

    Doctor who is like when you go to a shop all by yourself, and you see that there is a bag of lollies for the exact amount of money that you just so happen to have. And it's a big bag.
    But then, after buying it and eating it, you feel terribly guilty and wish that you had spent your money on something else.

    Kinda like that? For me it is. I really enjoy the Doctor's witty remarks and the suspense of it all, but sometimes, not everything has to be completely evil and nightmare-ish.
    I mean, why, oh freaking why, would you do an episode about stone angels that only moved when you weren't looking (that's freaky enough as it is) and were practically indestructible. And then make it that the only way to destroy them is to make them fall into a giant crack in the space-time continuum.

    Whhhhhhyyyyyy.....*sigh*

    I have checked 99% of the blogs mentioned, i just have yet to leave a comment. Although, if Skylara reads this comment here, i thought that her Doctor Who story was so incredibly epic that i almost discombobulated my own senses. True story.

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  42. *shivers*

    Oh god the angels...

    We went to see west side story last night (awesome, however the ending made me cry).

    But to exit, we had to walk through this room with these weird stars on the ceiling, and a weird fake balchony, and you guessed it- stone statues on the balchony.

    I was really paranoid- checking to see if it had moved or not. I just wanted to get the heck outta there...

    But I was also preoccupied with saving my cousin from getting dragged by the crowed, into oblivion, never to be seen again.

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  43. Thanks Hellboy. I'm pondering some things in me little noggin about me little story. I'm thinking it may be best if Israel's one power is not so well known to his enemies and the general magical public community. :D
    It will be better that way for my story to come together easier I think.

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  44. Yay!
    Mitchell is ALIVE!
    ~leaps into the air with joy~

    ~gets smacked in the head by a dumb bird~

    ~crashes to the ground, my beautiful ballet leap ruined~





    ~shoots the bird and eats it for dinner~




    Mwahahahahaaaa!!

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  45. *stares at Skyril*

    ...for a brief second, you reminded me of my uncle.

    Dont know why.

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  46. *stares at Skyril, shocked that she didn't share*





    *wonders how Skyril reminded Mar of her uncle*


    Hmmm...maybe it was the beard.....or the sideburns.

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  47. *cast sinister and shifty looks around as she sneakily drops banana peels in random places*


    teehee

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  48. http://blogsalotaboutnothing.blogspot.com/2011/05/one-heck-of-conundrum-part-2.html

    *after dropping off Mary's newest post and creating tons of clever traps for Hellboy, beautiful Kallista darts out the door and scampers away into the night, laughing crazily*


    REG

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  49. :S Woah, scary, Mar...

    I don't like suggested horror, like the angels, where it was suggested thT they moved when they were off screen; it helped in the second episode when it showed them actually moving. It also helped with the 'How they did it' thing after the show, to see the actors playing around with hats and so on...but still... If I ever am watching tv and a picture of a stone angel takes over the screen, I'm going to turn it off. Straight away. And then unplug it and make sure I'm standing next to a spare set of eyes. Just in case I need to blink O.O o.o --.-- o.o O.O

    *imitates tardis sound*

    'Oooh-wee-ooh...oo-we-oo-oo-oooo!'

    Im off to check Mary's blog-it's been ages since she last posted.

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  50. *is facinated by Hellboy the Tardis*

    Hellboy Time And Realtive Dimensions In Space.

    ...HTARDIS?

    ...nooo...not quite...

    AHA!

    THE H-TARDIS!

    I GOT IT!

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  51. *jumps on Hellboy*

    TO CHINA! YEAR 5007!

    LETS GO!

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  52. Wha- *new and improved H-tardis noise*

    Hooh-hwe-hooooh, hoo-hweee-hoo-hoo-hoooooo.....

    Hey, i kinda need help, Mar. And Kalista, if you're there.

    First of all: I'm sick. So i'm staying home. And while i am, to pass the time, i'm working on that Blogger's Dictionary that i said i would do ages ago. I hadn't started yet :/

    Second of all: This is what i have written descriptions for so far:

    Golden God, Blogosphere, Dereksville Blogsland, Epica, Fan-fiction, Skulduggery Pleasant, REG, OC, Bio-rama, The Eight Great Immortals and Awesomesauce Incarnate.

    Any other ideas? I know that i'm missing heaps.

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  53. Hmmm...

    Mar's Frypan: Basically every frying pan in blogland.

    Thats all I got for now...for NOW...

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  54. *land in china*

    *some random old dude pushes a bowl of chicken soup into hellboys hands*

    *old dude mumbles rapid fire something*

    ...I think he says get better soon Hellboy. That, or

    "BEWARE THE EVIL RAINBOW NOODLES OF THE SUPER BOWL!"

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  55. The Squirrel Outside Mars Window: Is dead. He was crushed by a tree.

    The Rainbow Squirrel: Is the new squirrel. He lives on the top bunk of Mars bunk bed.

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  56. PTO: Phantom Of the Opera.

    (always worth putting everywhere!!!)

    And...yes, you guessed it-

    H-TARDIS: Hellboy Time And Relative Dimensions In Space

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  57. LOL Ok, i'll put in the Frying Pan.

    I don't know about the squirrel though...or the H-tardis :P

    And PTO...uh...is that blog related? Or just the play?

    xD gtg i'm off to play some TF2 (team fortress two! xD)

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  58. Well, the squirrel just came to the top of my head...

    PTO IS AWESOOOME! SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR!!

    H-Tardis...I dont know. First you have to go somewhere REEEEAAALLLYYYY interesting. Like...

    ...uh, somewhere. Somewhere that I cant think of.

    Bye!

    *waves*

    *Waddles off to expariment witj various apps on ipod before has to charge it again*

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  59. Aww...sorry you are sick today Hellboy. I'm sick too. :(
    It stinks. But Dragona, Lizzy, and Skyril did a great job cheering me up and distracting me from my illness.
    And...both of them POSTED MORE FANFIC!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!

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  60. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzevyG6ebMw

    I love this song.

    Of course I love a billion others. But I won't because it would fill up your blog.
    :/

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  61. Oh DRATS! I've gotta go to bed now. :/


    *walks away glumly with head lowered and hands in pockets*


    *kicks the dirt every so often casting regretful looks behind her as she leaves*






    *gets run over by 54 trucks*

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  62. G'night Kallista! I missed you by half an hour, damn it.

    Same here, Mar. I just downloaded a ton of updates for games, off to check them out!

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  63. Huh? Where? Where?

    *head jerks around*

    Where is it? Where? Where?

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  64. *head jerks around*

    *crashes into school bus*

    *grumbles*

    Gotta go to school...social studies test...stupid math...maybe gym we'll go outside...I miss homeroom teacher...Mr. Wednesday should be on the bus...gotta say goodbye..


    Bye!

    *runs away to school*

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  65. Ugg....can't slepp. To ill. I'm stayin ghome today from school too!
    *sticks out tounge at school*

    I ummm....just reread my little comments to you Hellboy. They were only half written. I guess I can't qrite when sick. :P

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  66. ~pats the heads of my two little sickies~


    ~lays them down in bed with a good book [Skulduggery Pleasant, of course] and brings them jello~

    ~comes back in and hour later~

    Are we feeling any better?

    ~Hellboy and Kallista roll there and both say, "Well I don't know how YOU'RE feeling!"~

    :P

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  67. *stomps around*

    *gets dizzy and flops on dads chair, for he is not home yet*

    grrrrr...everybodys getting sick...Kallista, Hellboy, JimmyBelle went home from school sick, alergies are making me look like I'm crying all the time (unless I wear my glasses, which wearing them all day gives me a headache), and now...

    ...late;y there have been no wild turkey sightings.

    thats so STRANGE!

    WHERE DID THEY ALL GO?!?! THE LAST TIME WE SAW ONE WAS A MONTH AGO!

    ARRRGRHHHHGHGHGHGH!

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  68. I was crazy earlier
    Hehe
    ~thinks about my previously lunacy~

    ~becomes crazy again~

    ~cackled madly~

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  69. We love a crazy Skyril! LOL
    Mar! Perhaps the turkeys have come here. We have a lot.

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  70. Me-na-ho-je-lu-lu-ge
    ~smacks head with a book~
    La-lu-se-gr-lis-mo-to
    ~smacks head with a book~

    KNEE!!!
    KNEEE!!!!!

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  71. Lollipop!
    Lollipop!
    Oooh I'm a lollipop!
    Bu-dum-dum-dum
    Lolli-lolli-lolli-pop!
    Lollipop!
    I'm a lollipop, oh, loooooooollipop!!!
    ~licks self~

    YummYY!!!!

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  72. Turkeys??!?!
    Did someone say turkeys?!?!?
    NOOOOO!!!
    Not the turkeys!!
    ~sees a gobbling turkey walking by~

    ~it looks at me and I look at it~

    ~suddenly, an old horror film shriek escape my lips~
    It's the turkeys from MARS!!!!
    They'll eat my lollipop goodness!!!
    ~turkey seems to grin and lick it's beak at the prospect of my lollipop goodness~

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  73. They're magically delicious!

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  74. Say what?
    I said, they're magically delicious!
    So, like, without de magic... they'd be disgustin'?
    No, no, they're just... delicious magically.
    But wait, let's say there AIN'T no magic...
    yes?
    They WOULDN'T be delicious!
    well.... I guess.....
    HA! So let's call 'em "magically delicious as long as there' magic, otherwise, they'd just be disgustin'"
    Well.... I don't know... doesn't sound like the best advertisement for Lucky Charms cereal...
    What do you care!?!??! You just be de li'l green leprechaun what got no other point to life but commercializin' dem dere Lucky Charms! And how ARE they lucky, by the way???
    Why, they're charms!
    Not REALLLY!
    I don't know, ok!!!?!?!? I just don't KNOOOW!!!!!


    Terrorized a leprechaun.
    ~grins~
    I do believe m job for the day is done!
    Mwahahahaaaa!

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  75. Maaaary had a little lamb-pop
    Little lamb-pop
    Little lamb-pop
    Maaaary had a little lamb and that pop means she explooooded!

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  76. Did you know that lobsters are RED?!? Well... they're REALLY more orange, actually, but since it's part of nature, and slightly reddish, it's called RED!!
    Are those name givers NOT stupid?!?
    It's like, "Oh look! It's a redfish!"
    "But... it's pink... a pinkfish!"
    "No, no, no, those are called redfish!"
    "But... It's PINK!"
    "Red!"
    "PINK!"
    "You know what? You're right... but it's still a redfish."
    "BUT IT'S PINK!!!"

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  77. OoooO!Oo!OooO!OoO!O!Oo!Oo!o!OO!O!O!

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  78. The ghost of... close-to-mid-May is after you!!!

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  79. ~"ghost" comes up, white sheet overhead with arms sticking out putting chips into it's mouth-slit~

    Ghost: Oh, yeah, I'm the ghost of close-to-mid-May-ghost!!!
    ~makes "oo" sound like it plays in the Doctor who theme song~

    Ooo-eeee-ooooo
    OOOO-ee-oooo-ee-oooooo!

    ~ghost of close-to-mid-May stands there for a minute with cheesy fingers outstretched in a ghstly fashion... then walks away~

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  80. Have you ever found that lullaby rather morbid?
    I mean,


    Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop
    When the wind blows, the cradle will rock
    When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall
    And down will come baby, cradle and all









    ~splat~

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  81. *steps away from Skyril*

    ...o....k....aaaay...

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  82. Birk of bead
    sloth of friend
    hair of frog
    and dog of fiend!

    ~roast marshmallows over the fire I've conjured with above objects~

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  83. Hahahahahaaaa!
    ~tackles Mar and decorates her hair with yellow submarines~

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  84. ~sings to tune of Yellow Submarine~

    We all live in a purple envelope!
    A purple envelope!
    A purple envelope!
    We all Purple envelope!

    All our friends... live in blogland
    Everyone of them is on Earth!

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  85. *ducks*

    *skyril flies over moi*

    *crawls away*

    ...that reminds me, We were playing volley ball in gym, and I made my team loose, because of my first instinct in any sport.

    "Protect the face."

    ...I was...rather close...and BEFORE in the game, I got nailed in the face, my glasses nearly knocked off my face, but NOOOOOOOOOO! NO BODY CARED ENOUGH TO ASK IF I WAS OKAY!!!

    SERVES YOU RIGHT! HMMMMPPPP!

    *throws a tantrum*

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  86. And we liiiive this life of craze....
    In our puuuurple.... Envelope!

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  87. Wooo hoo!!
    ~Does the hula~
    I got comment 100!
    I got comment 100!

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  88. LOL, Mar!
    Sorry about that :P

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  89. Don't you like my imagination?
    ~points at it~


    ~it's crazed, wild, and naked as it runs through the streets~

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  90. LOL :P
    Envelope dress!!
    Hmmm
    I should make one of those!!
    A purple one, of course!!!

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  91. This happened about 5 minutes ago

    "You didn't even see what number it was!" -mom

    "You're on 19.... I'm all Sherlock Holmes-y like that" -me

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  92. Don't you just love cackling!?!?
    It's such a fun word!
    Cackle!
    ..... CACKLE!!!
    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

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  93. Ok, Hellboy, I must bid you adieu and a very good... day :]
    Hope you're feeling much better!
    Hope you didn't have a heart attack from my out of character berserk-ness!
    Farewell!
    Until next time!
    Waves~

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  94. Hamsters!!
    Flee the angry herd of hamsters!!!


    ... Now I will go

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  95. *smirks*
    Out of character berserk-ness...


    C'MERE you!
    *grabs Skyril and gives her a noogie*

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  96. LOL Crazy-Skyril is funny as...

    "I'm all Sherlock Holmes-y like that" Lol xD

    I don't even know if i should respond to all the crazy that has been posted as comments since i last checked...i'm going to go with 'no'.

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  97. Hellboy. I hope you are still around. I am creating another oc even as we speak. My thought was to have this person be like the caretaker of Elysium Manor.
    The OC's name will be Lucky Jack. Lucky will keep the manor and the grounds well tended for Israel so he can work on his missions and things.
    Is this ok?

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  98. It's not really complete Hellboy. But I wanted you to look at what I have so far. If you don't like my idea with hacing this OC be a caretaker for Elysium Manor then I will change it.

    http://thespotforbios.blogspot.com/2011/05/lucky-jack.html


    Thanks Hellboy

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  99. Very good idea, Kal. I like that a lot. Especially with everyone getting lucky around him.
    He should definitely be at E.A. In fact, i reckon i could use him in my fanfic... xD awesome!

    But why does he have a strong dislike for you? Is that going to be revealed?

    And i think it would be good if he was a guy. But it's up to you, it is your OC.


    Epic news: I finished the Blogger's Epic Dictionary.

    OCTABOONA! If you're around, and are reading this, then can you please put it in side bar on TEGI? I'll post it here so you can just copy+paste, but not until you answer back to this comment-i don't want anyone to read it over here, it'll spoil it.

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  100. Thanks Hellboy. I will consider what you said. I was leaning towards a girl. Have you ever seen Charlie's Angels? I think it's the second one that Cameron's character went undercover as someone with a really bad mullet. It made me laugh and sort of inspired this character.

    Well done on finishing the Blogger's Epic Dictionary.
    I don't know if it's to late or if this could even be added in, but lately several of us SP gang members have been calling Octa the Purple Poet. :)
    I can't wait to read it! Thanks so much for putting it all togethter. :D

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  101. *cartweels*


    YAAAAY! THE HAIRY LEPRICONS WHO EAT CHIPOTLE DONT HAVE TO MEET UNTIL TOMARROW! YAAAAA-

    *realizes how that must've sounded to everyone else*

    Um...its a...reading group.

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  102. lol Chipotle? What's that?

    Ok, Kal, it can be a girl. And i'll see if i can add in the Purple Poet. Any other ones that i might have missed?

    I think i saw one of the charlie's angels...or half of it, at least...it was a long time ago.

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  103. Chipotle: a mexican food resteraunt.

    ...ha ha...you should put that in the dictionary...

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  104. LOL ~gets a noogie and ignored :P~
    Very interesting occurrence for my temporary berserk lunacy!
    ~takes a note~
    This could be very helpful for science of the modern man...

    By the way, chipotle can also be this delicious sweet-ish spicy and sort of bar-b-q-y sauce! AND IT'S AWESOME TOO!! :D
    Oh and it's pronounced
    chi-POLT-lay
    ... just so you know :]

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  105. ~almost takes a step, but sees a banana peel there just before I put my foot down~

    ~I grin~
    See!?!?
    I can be all Sherlock Holmes-y like that!

    ~takes a step over it and then another one grinning behind me at Hellboy~

    ~trips on a different peel~

    ~lands flat on my back~

    ... Oh....

    :P


    Oh, by the way, what's your brother' dA again? Because I have an account now and I think I should go over there and watch him! :]

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  106. *laughs and rubs hads in a sinister way*

    HAHA! I see that my diabolical plan of taking over the world using banana peels is WORKING!!!!


    *glares crazily at everyone while grinning madly*

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  107. *hands

    Typos and spelling errors that happen in my comments are all Lizzy and Skyril's fault.

    *looks about shiftily hoping everyone believes her*

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  108. Wait, that's what chipotle is? ...lol Skyril i thought it was pronounced something like "Chip-o-tle". I also thought that it was some sort of aquatic chocolate chip cookie. Yeah....

    I can't quite remember what his dA is, to be honest. I think it's renegadesoldier, or at least his old one was. He rarely goes on it now, because he's always working on his website design (no, his websites not up yet).
    I'll remind him, see if he's going to go back to it. He should. To him it was like the nblogs to us-he had all of these friends that he would talk to about art, and he would post things that others would comment on. I don't know why he left.

    Gtg to school, cya in seven hours time :(

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  109. *chuckles*

    I've actually never been to chipotle.

    But-

    NEW BLOG POST HELLBOYYYYY! NO LINK!

    ITS THE SECOND BRAINSTORM POST!!!

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  110. Hellboy, there's a new fanfic on my blog.

    http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/05/dragona-pine-starting-point-part-eleven.html

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  111. LOL, Hellboy!
    Aquatic chocolate chip cookie! :P Good one!

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  112. *runs in and gives everyone orange sideburns and and ascot*




    *dashes madly back out*

    >:D

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  113. You do know orange haired Susan in your cell was inspired by your sideburns, right? :P

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  114. *while Hellboy is someplace else, beautiful Kallista comes in and sets elaborate traps everywhere using lots of banana peels*

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  115. http://xat.com/web_gear/chat/go_large.php?id=146341296
    The chat box link where we all meet. Well....most of us anyways. When we are around.
    No one there now except for me. :P And I'm gonn aleave soon.
    BUT!!!!!
    If ya ever get the chance, come check it out. :)

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  116. Will do :)

    Thankyou for telling me that Lenka posted. It really made my day, knowing that she had posted again.

    *disables banana traps*

    There. Muuuuuch better.


    Everyone: go onto YouTube. Type in "Dj fresh submarines" and click on the one which has a man siting a a desk on the beach. Now listen to it's awesomeness.

    What a great song. What a freaking great song.

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  117. *headdesk*

    *headdesk*

    *headdesk*

    DANG THESE PLAUSABLE CONTRAPTIONS!

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  118. *looks on in horror to see her beautiful genius traps had been discovered by Hellboy*



    *turns away sinisterly and mutters*

    CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!


    *snaps fingers with regret and shuffles off, only to step on a random banana peel and slip crazily before falling on her back*

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  119. I'm having trouble with my videos Hellboy. I could not check out the one Lenka wrote about either. :/
    We started having trouble ever since the cable company came out and fiddled with all our cable boxes. There was nothing wrong before either. But after THEY came, our internet has been giving us trouble. :(

    I hope it gets fixed soon.

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  120. Hey Hellboy. Octaboona was on today. Unfortuantly I was not on much. If I was I could have directed him to your comment you left about the SP Blogger's Epic Dictionary.

    I did copy and past your comment to his latest post he wrote. I don't know the next time he will be on to chat, but I think he will be checking soon to read anymore comments about his poem.
    I suspect you will get a reply soon
    I can't wait to see it Hellboy! :D

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  121. *does the hula in a circle*

    Nya...nya...nya...

    OMG ITS SO HOOOOOOOOOT!!!

    WE PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE IT! WERE USED TO TEMPERATURES IN THE TWENTIES!

    NYA NYA NYA NYA! NOW ITS IN THE EIGHTIES AND THE SEVENTIES!

    NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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  122. ~pats Mar's shoulder~
    I hate heat too, although I'm definitely NOT used to temperatures in the 20's. For me in winter, it's normally in the 30's and 40's xD

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  123. Oh, and that's at night... in the DEAD of winter....

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  124. *blinks*

    Also, I don't get it.

    When a giant matt's about to fall on top of me, my life flashes before my eyes. But when a mirror, thats STILL bigger than me, and WEIGHT THE SAME as the matt, is about to fall on me, WHY DOESN'T MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES?!

    IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!

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  125. *growls as she looks at Skyril*

    Where were you young lady? >:o
    I MISSED you?

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  126. *lobs a ham sandwich at Hellboy*

    This is your prize for getting last comment on Derek's post.
    :D

    Hope you like mustard.

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  127. *loba a turkey sandwich at him*


    Just in case yu don't like ham.


    If you are a veggie type person.....umm....

    *looks around franticly and sees nothing but meat*


    Hold on a minute!



    *dashes madly off to get some tofu*


    If you don't like meat I will happily lob a chunk of tofu at you as a prize!
    :D

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  128. Hey Hellboy

    I replied on TEGI this morning but just in case

    I gave you admin access to put up Dictionary.

    So go put it up!!

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  129. LOL
    Yes, you did, Kallista. Although, I WAS on earlier in the day, and I'm not usually, so it's understandable :P

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  130. But don't do it again or suffer the consequences of being rolled into a carpet!!
    ~throws head, back, hands held in the air of my evil-ness, and laughs maniacally~
    Mwahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

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  131. Hmmm....a carpet eh? Like Cleopatra was? Must be something that happens to queens alot! :P

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  132. *joins Skyril in her maniac laughing*






    *throws head back to laugh and......falls over backwards*






    oops. Guess I over did it. *grumbles*

    Going to have to ask the master to teach me lesons. :P


    *sets off on a quest to find Master Skyril*

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  133. LOL
    Yes, my child... you shall need much practice, for as of yet, you are but a young grasshopper.....
    ~begins humming randomly~

    ~soon, Kallista realizes that it's the tune to Coffe Shop by Landon Pigg~

    Kallista:Is this part of the training???
    ~she begins humming along with me~

    ~I notice and look up, nodding approvingly~

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  134. *starts to humm, I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts*


















    *gets a stern look from sensei Skyril and gives a little shriek in fear*

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  135. No, no, I wasn't sternly looking about our humming that song, I love it! :D
    I was looking sternly because... it's just so fun. :]
    :P

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  136. YAY!
    *tosses brightly colored confetti in the air and begins dancing to the song*




    *grabs Skyril by the ankles and gently swings her awound*


    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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  137. ~throws confetti as I spin, creating some sort of some sort of confetti tornado~

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  138. ~cocks head at my two "some sorts of's"~
    ~shrugs and pretends I didn't see it~

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  139. *shakes head and starts humming 'Superstition' by Stevie Wonder*

    (I don't know why...it's just such a catchy song. And i always seem to be humming it.)

    Thankyou Octa! XD

    Duh-dun dun dun dun d-dun, dun dun dun d-duuun...

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  140. LOL, Hellboy! :P
    It IS a catchy tune, I must admit.... so is R-e-s-p-e-c-t :P

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  141. Haha :) I forgot about Respect...



    ....aaaaaand Bingo was his name, Oh!

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  142. HEY!!! How about the Hokey Pokey!!!!


    *everyone gives her wierd looks*

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  143. *whispers*
    Shhhh...I should be in bed but I can't sleep!Don't tell my parents! :P

    *pokes Hellboy*
    POKE!!!!

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  144. Hey. Remember when Derek read our fanfics and commented on them. Lenka came back for that time and left a comment. Maybe if we each wrote a fanfic based entirely on Jody Hart AND got Derek to say some sort of greeting to Lenka in his next post, maybe just maybe we can get her to come back then.
    Do you think that sounds good? Or does it sound stupid. I'm to tired to really know the difference. :P

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  145. I have a new post up!

    WEEEEEEEE-

    *gasps*

    Its the kitty ghost in the basement!

    *waves*

    YO G-CAT!

    Oh, we also have a stuffed squirrel (ITS REAL, mind you) sitting on our kitchen counter. I have NO IDEA why my mom brought it home from work, but It...has a missing tail.

    ...am I...sitting on it...?!

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  146. That sounds like an awesome idea, Kallista. I'd be happy to take part in it, after i'm done posting your fanfic.

    Which, btw, has reached a total of ten thousand words. It shall be done soon. Really soon.

    And, uh...no, Octa :P I'm not around. I'm kinda asquare-ish today.

    I'm off to your blog now, Mar.

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  147. Wow great idea, Kallista! I need to do that... Hmmmm....

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  148. By the way, Hellboy and anyone who sees this, Kallista's having trouble with her parents because they think she's a bad influence on here and have made her say she won't come on anymore. Although she does sneak on occasionally, but I want to make her parents see how great an influence she is and how much we love her and would miss her if she ever left. So, I'm trying to get everyone to post a blog entry on his or her blog saying exactly what he thinks of Kallista and how he would be if she left.
    So anyone that sees this comment and would miss Kallista's absence, post some such on our blog!

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  149. And I know you ALL would miss Kallista so NO SLACKING OFF!
    :]

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  150. Well, I ought to be off to bed... I suppose.... :P
    Hope to see Kallista at some point tomorrow, although I'll be busy 'cause we're going to be having a cleaning day here [ugh] so likely won't get on till night...
    Anyway, Good-afternoon, Hellboy!
    See, or at least comment to you tomorrow! :P
    :]

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  151. P.S.
    You should definitely get a dA! Then I'll watch you [sort of like following, lol. I'm really NOT a stalker, although Ev seems to think I am :P]
    and you can Watch me!

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  152. *jolts awake*

    *slowly grins*

    I just had a dream...that I had a really famous story on wattpad..

    *giggles*

    THEY LOVED ME!

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