Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Howdy!

Today's post comes in 3 parts:  (nerdfighters ftw!)



PART 1.

Ok. Well, I know that there are those out there who want more fan-fic. Well guess what?!?

duh-d-d-duuuuhhh!

There will be no fan-fic in this post.

Yeah, that's right. FIRST OF ALL, I want to see 200 COMMENTS within the next TWO WEEKS.

And BECAUSE Dragona Pine is the star of the next part, and i swear i have not seen a single comment from Dragona  AT ALL, I want a LOT of them to be from you, Dragona.

Spread the word, tell him to hurry up over here, because, let me tell you, I "might" just "accidentally" click the delete button on the fan-fic and you'll never see it again.

PART 2.

Lenka, that scheme (Look up to part 1 ^^) is the scheme i was talking about.

PART 3.

Necros, don't be ridiculous. You can;t threaten me to write. In fact, guess what? Effective immideitly, i am asking for 200 comments until i write again! Yep! You heard right. For more details, see part one.


BUT! Hope is on the horizon!

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Nah, just made that up. There is no hope. To prove my point, you now have 1 and a half weeks to post 200 comments.

Yeah, i'm evil....

319 comments:

  1. YES!


    A STORY ABOUT ME!

    COME ON!


    First COMMENT!

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  2. not quite what i expected....its not a story on you, its my fan-fic, and every week or so i base the next part on one character...


    MY GOD HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE FAN-FICC??? YOUR LIKE IN IT AND STUFF!

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  3. I swear I've read your stories, I just haven't posted.

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  4. http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2010/10/fanfiction-part-seventeen.html


    My fanfic is up, been up for quite a while...

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  5. I have read them, the last one was about Kallista.

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  6. No-one moved. Dragona opened his mouth to speak and Skulduggery pulled the trigger.
    The gun clicked. Kallista stared at the empty barrel and blinked. Skulduggery pulled the trigger once more, just to make sure, then shrugged. “Damn,” he said, sliding it back in its holster.
    Ghastly shook his head. “You wasted all of your bullets trying to shoot Dusk, and even then you missed him.”
    “Ah well,” said the detective. “Back to basics.” Fire leapt into his hand.


    I like that bit, it's funny and I laughed.

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  7. *still suspicious*


    i dont know...something's just not right...


    alrite, pop quiz!

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  8. It's been ages since I've read it, I read it as soon as it came out.

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  9. What's a pop quiz, I live in england, it is a test?

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  10. All the more reason to test your memory....


    Alrite! for 12 points, what is the plot basically about?

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  11. The plot is about Kallista Pendragon and her friends who try and get arrested by Skulduggery and Ghastly, but Skulduggery as an empty gun and Kallista and her gang ended up riding off in Ghastly's van.

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  12. come on, I used full sentences, I deserve more points than 12.

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  13. ...


    really? that's all its about?


    D: you havnt read it, have you?

    u only read the latest part....*sigh*

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  14. full sentences dont count cos THAT'S NOT THE PLOT!!!!

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  15. Then their in a wearhouse and Valkrie tries to arrest Kallista.

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  16. its true...you only read that part...nooo!!


    Dragona, go back a while and re-read the PROLOGUE. Cos there;s three parts to the prologue and THEN comes the part with Bridget Whiplash and THEN comes the bit with Kallista Pendragon.

    *sigh*

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  17. Oh yes, a drawing of me in the next one.


    Say thanks to the guy who's going to draw it.

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  18. you wont understand the plot and then the bit i write about you wont make any sense UNLESS you read all of it!!!

    My brother is even going to draw a picture of you! and if you've been following my blog, you would know how good he can draw other characters!

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  19. I've seen the pic of Kallista, it's awsome!

    I'm going to start from the beginning and then work my way up, it's a cure for, something, right?

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  20. ...

    *EPIC SIGH TELLING MYSELF THAT THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY*


    alrite, *epicly defeated here..siiiggghhh* as long as you start from the begininnng and read the whole thing...then i guess i can forgive you....*SIGH*

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  21. Oh, I get it, you can see people's death and life for the next 100 years and you want a cure to stop it harassing you in your dreams.

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  22. *facepalm* *muffled voice* your just making fun of me now, i swear...

    g'night all.

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  23. MAKE SURE THAT THE TOP OF THE POST THAT YOU ARE READING DRAGONA SAYS 'EPILOGUE PART 1' (or it mite say 'prologue', i cant remember) AND NOT 'PROLOGUE/EPILOGUE PART 2/3'

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  24. Yeh, I'm just messing with you.

    Yeh, I'll read that.

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  25. here you go:

    (this is the links and order of the story-dont bother commenting there, just post feedback here)


    http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-part-1-and-man-am-i-tired.html


    http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-epilogue-part-2.html


    http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fic-prologue-part-3.html



    http://susurrusofstories.blogspot.com/2010/09/fan-fiction-bridget-whiplash.html




    And then goes the bit with Kallista. Good luck reading-i'd start sooner than later!

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  26. see in the links and on those pages the titles are messed up because first i thought it was part 1, and tehn i thought it was epilogue, and then Alexzz told me it was 'prologue'.

    dont worry, the order above this message is the right order. Just follow it from there.

    For the last time:


    -Hellboy out

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  27. Oh, you're trying to stop worldwide destruction, and Bridget kills you in a vision, and you try to stop it, but then she gets teleported to Ireland, which means it will probably come true, I get it now. But in every vision you have, the group fails and lots of people die, I get it!

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  28. HEY! You do kinda get it! But its only been like ten minutes! did you really read ALL of that in that time?

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  29. YES! I'm a quick reader, I finished Mortal Coil in 3 hours.

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  30. And I had a half an hour break for tea.

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  31. And I finished H.I.V.E in one hour.

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  32. ....


    ouch, that got me hard. burn, burn..

    I read harry potter and the deathly hallows when i was ten...took me 11 hours...


    wait-stop. lets not get into a 'i read this in so and so hours' thing. please.

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  33. Ok Hellboy.

    I was just saying that i've read it all.

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  34. I wonder what all them red dots are for...

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  35. Oh god, I've run out of things to say.

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  36. Most of the comments are by me Hellboy, look!

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  37. I'm just being totally sad now :P

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  38. seeeeeeeeee i'm not- SQUIRREL!

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  39. -i'm not bored waiting for this next part at all! *sarcasm implied*

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  40. @Dragona *High-Five* !!!! British people rock! And i only knew what the hell you meant by Pop Quiz Hellboy cos i watch alot of American dramas and such. But Hellboy, u live in aus, right? No fair- you get Home and Away like 4 months ahead of us *epic groan* and that's the ONLY soap i like. xD

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  41. so now i'm just gonna post a load of random stuff.

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  42. errr... Drop Dead Fred- anyone watched that? Love that movie, mega funny:
    (remember, this is only along the lines of the speech, it's not exactly what is said)
    "'Why?' [talking about a princess and a prince running off on horseback together] 'Because the girl was very good, did all of her chores and made her mother happy.' ................... 'What a load of ****' xD Love that! and the girl is only like 6 years old! xDxDxD

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  43. So yes. Well, for those who aren't following my blog, (*POINTS* LAZY PEOPLE!) part 10 is up. www.lenkasweet.blogspot.com

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  44. Wow. It's been like 2 minutes since i last posted.

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  45. oh no, look, 1 minute. i got it wrong

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  46. Ooooooooooh apparently it's 2:42am... it's really 17:12 a-thank-you-very-much xD

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  47. 100th COMMENT!!!!

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  48. Lets post lots of random things Lenka.

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  49. .....WRITE MORE!!!

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  50. I'm having, wait, what am I having for tea?

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  51. quite a lot of comments!
    I HOPE YOU DONT GO BACK ON YOUR WORD HELLBOY! IM SKIPPING MY HOMEWORK FOR THIS!

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  52. SEXY BOYS ARE AWSOME!!!

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  53. WHAT PENUTES IS A COMMENT....ALTHOUGH IT DOESNT MAKESENSE...

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  54. ITS NOT RANDOM ITS UNIQUE!!!

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  55. I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PIC OF MEE!

    HMM... LETS SEE IF IT LOOKS LIKE MY CHARACTER, WHICH LOOKS LIKE ME, BUT A BIT OLDER, HMM...

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  56. CHEESE WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE BEST HEHEHE

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  57. YOU ARE UNIQUE FLORENCE!

    IN A SPECIAL WAY, (MEANING YOU ARE RETARDED)


    (JOKING)

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  58. ...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOUT???

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  59. I AM NOT RETARDED YOU TARD....HEHEHE BUT YES I DD ONCE BUILD A DEMENTED SNOWMAN ...

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  60. YOU SAID THAT THE COMMENT WAS UNIQUE, SO I SAID YOU WAS UNIQUE WHICH MEANS YOU ARE A RETARD, BUT I WAS JOKING LOL.

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  61. I AM ONCE AGAIN EATING LIP GLOSS....

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  62. I KNOW ....JEEZ IM NOT THAT STUPID UNLESS YOU THINK OTHERWISE...I AM 13 FOR GODZ SAKE

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  63. THE 200TH COMMENT WILL BE MINE NOW THAT DRAGONA IS OUT THE WAY HAHAHAHHA

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  64. I GET FULL AFTER A QUARTER OF AN OATCAKE, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL BE HAVING.

    BRB, BE ON AFTER THOUGH...

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  65. PIE PIE PIE I <3 PIE

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  66. i AM BONKERS
    BONKER I TELL YOU

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  67. I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS

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  68. i LOVE BLACK YES I LOVE BLACK

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  69. I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK

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  70. AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*

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  71. I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK
    AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*

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  72. MY NAME IS FLORENCE

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  73. MY NAME IS FLORENCE
    I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK
    AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*

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  74. iM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY

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  75. MY NAME IS FLORENCE
    I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK
    AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
    AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY

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  76. I CHANGED MY FAN FIC

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  77. MY NAME IS FLORENCE
    I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK
    AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
    AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
    AND I CHANGED MY FANFIC

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  78. AND I HAVE OTHER 33 POUNDS THATS THE MOST MONEY I EVER HAD

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  79. MY NAME IS FLORENCE
    I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK
    AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
    AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
    AND I CHANGED MY FANFIC
    AND I HAVE OTHER 33 POUNDS THATS THE MOST MONEY I EVER HAD

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  80. LOL i just had chicken strips, veggies and Smiley Faces for dinner :P and wow, we have alot of comments

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  81. AND I FOUND SOMETHING NEW TO SAY

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  82. MY NAME IS FLORENCE
    I <3 PIE
    AND I AM BONKERS
    AND I LOVE BLACK
    AND I SERIOUSLY HATE IT WHEN PPL SAY *IS IT COSS IM BLACK...*
    AND IM RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
    AND I CHANGED MY FANFIC
    AND I HAVE OTHER 33 POUNDS THATS THE MOST MONEY I EVER HAD
    AND I FOUND SOMETHING NEW TO SAY

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  83. HERE IS MY SPEECH

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  84. Hello fellow comrades my friends.

    I am here today to show you how we can see this school, how we can make the impossible happen, how we can make this school our own.
    Remeber comrades how we won the battle of the sandpit? Do you remeber how hard it was to beat them with potatoes and cream? Well, I do, and I can actually prove to you that the teachers will came back, stronger then ever, they will have OFSTED with them. They will swat us like flies...DO YOU WANT TO BE A FLY??
    They will tortue us by making us write esseys until our hands drop of. They will tie us to chairs, they will force our eyes open and make us watch A LIFE OF A TADPOLE over and over again until we turn into tadpoles ourselves.
    But comrades, my friends, we can be stronger we can win, we already did once... why not a second time??

    We can live lives that no other friend has ever lived by uniting together and by voting for me I will lead you to freedom. I will show you a whole new world. I will show you the light that never shone before. I will be there for you. I will fight for you whatever the reason. I will make wise decisions. And I will make every wish come true whatever the cost as soon as possible...and all YOU have to do is vote for me and respect 4 simple rules....

    NEVER STEAL FROM YOUR NEIGHBOUR
    ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOUR NEIGHBOUR
    NEVER KILL YOUR NEIGHBOUR
    AND
    YOU AND YOUR NEIGHBOUR ARE EQUAL,

    I was once told a poem that I would like to share with you,

    Trust me and i'll trust you
    Be kind to me and i'll be kind to you
    BUT kill a part of me and i'll kill a part of you

    remeber this short poem, because it will always remeber YOU.

    VOTE 4 ME!!!

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  85. DRAGONA SAID I WILL GET DETENSION FOR WRITITNG IT OR BY READING IT OUT

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  86. WILL I REALLY GET DETENSION???

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  87. OOOOOOH THX BUT THE 200 TH COMMENT IS MINE AND MINE ONLY

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  88. maybe, maybe... depends. Are you going to stand on the school rooftops and sing it, or get everyone in the school to sign a petition thing? xD

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  89. bah, i don't mind, i got the 100th comment anyway

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  90. hahahahaha it's apparently 3:14am, i think it's quarter to six in the pm.

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  91. AWSOME I USUALLY GET THE 99 TH AND THEN SOMEONE COMES ON AND TYPES HI WICH IS THE 100

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  92. HEHEHEH 3:16 NOW I THINK

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  93. LISTENING TO IS THIS THE WAY TO AMARILLO

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  94. 21 ONE COMMENTS!!

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  95. OOOOH I NEED TO WRITE MORE AND MORE

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  96. HUGGING MY PILLOW DREAMING DREAMS OF AMARILLO.....+LLALLALA

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  97. 18 COMMENTS TO GO

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  98. i'm listening to Glee... xD

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  99. JUST TRY TO GET THE 200TH COMMENT

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  100. FDLHGDJHLDHLIDIHL

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  101. DAMN I HET YOU PPL

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  102. lol, 201st comment and 100th comment! yayyyyy! well done Florence B on 200th xD

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  103. eugh, strike 201st...

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  104. Pipped at the post, WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  105. DAMN YOU I ALWAYS THE 99TH GRRRR YOU ARE SOOOOO DEAD DRAGONA *CHUCKS KNIFE AT DRAGONA*

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  106. oh god, stop commenting, i can't read them all when my page automatically refreshes each time

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  107. *Dodges*

    *Puts up air bubble so nothing can get through*

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  108. NINJA CAT ATTACK AND EAT THE WHATS LEFT OF HIM

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  109. ah well, hellboy i expect a fanfiction post by tomorrow

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  110. I EXPECT IT IN 200 MINS

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  111. *walks through, dodges, grabs a seat and watches fight*

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  112. *Nothing can get through air bubble*

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