Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Susurrus - By The Great Octaboona Amrosius, Paragon of the Purple Horde

Well, this is a pretty damn good day i;m having.
And that's definitely an understatement.

OK! So first, LENKA SWEET, possibly my favorite writer next to Derek Landy, HAS RETURNED!


She has had it tough, so i want you to all go to her blog RIGHT NOW (or else) AND COMMENT! SAY HI! TELL HER WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING! CONGRATULATE HER ON DEREK'S COMMENT! :DDDDDDDD XD

So that was one. Out of three awesome things that have happened today. 

The second one, a lot of you probably already know about, because your blogs were chosen as well. 

DEREK LANDY READ OUR WORK! W000000000000000000000000000TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CWIUWINIUEGWIUDWGBULADVSIUL NCNLWEIULGFIUOGBIUL1!!!!!!! 




Read on. I dare you... :P  

The Susurrus

By The Great Octaboona Amrosius, Paragon of the Purple Horde

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of heaven and hell

Hellboy seeks with his far seeing eyes
That see beyond the future
To the time on the Morpheus Road
Where the great multitudes swarm
He seeks out each individual’s path
And their deathly destination

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of life and death

He sees an ancient figure
Bound for the ethereal plains
Filled with wraiths and phantasms
That hide in the mists and vapours
That torment the mind with ghosts and memories
From ages past

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of anger and sorrow

Hellboy watches a young child
Stand alone in the Field of Asphodel
His identity already fading
His pale spirit merging with the others
Joining the repetitious cycle
In the dreary grey grass
Of eternal stillness and neutrality

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of silence and commotion

Hellboy shades his eyes from the bold man’s fate
Who lived a life of cruelty and malice
Turning others joys incarnadine
As he walks the way to Sheol
To be purged in unquenchable fire
And smell the stench of his own roasting flesh
And taste the bitter flavour of charred hair and blackened skin

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of laughter and hatred

Yet here on the Morpheus road he spots a kindly woman
Who will spend her after life in the Blest Isles of Elysium
Safe from harm and suffering in an island of beauty paramount
Rewarded for her grace and virtue
She will find peace

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of war and peace

Yet few make the Blest Isles
Hellboy sighs
As the Road takes another victim
Destined for the dank dungeons of Vilhel
Where they will languish in the gloom
With slime brushed walls and dripping rocks
With only goats urine to sate their thirst

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of time and space

Far above the caves of Vilhel the sounds of feasting
Emanate from the Hall of Asgard
As a new arrival enters the Hall of Valhalla
To drink and feast in utmost luxury
Attended to by their personal Valkyrie
A mighty warrior devours a plump boar
As the mead flows freely

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of loneliness and companionship

The Pit of Tartarus
Hellboy shivers at the name
As he senses another soul
Enter oblivion
Tortured by beings greater than gods
Eyes stabbed out by mechanical men
The weeping sores oozing pus and blood
A plaything of Kronos

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of grief and comfort

Hellboy watches as another soul approaches the Pearly Gates
A convocation of angels in gold and white smile down
From the pure white banks of clouds that fill the pristine sky
An unearthly glow of majesty and splendour

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of order and chaos

The Five Rivers of Hades converge in a frothing torrent
Acheron- River of Sorrow
Cocytus- River of Lamentation
Phlegethon- River of Fire
Lethe- River of Oblivion
And Styx- River of Hate
They surround the Morpheus Road in swirling glory
In shades of darkest night to deepest crimson
And in the very centre of this quercivorous pool
With jet black obsidian shores
And amaranth tides
Stands a sentinel, a Silent One
Presiding over the multitude
Known only as Hellboy

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of air and fire

The sentinel looks out across the vast varied underworld
Yet fears to look into his own future
Or the core of his heart
He hears not the ringing for it is a knell
To summon him to heaven or to hell

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of humanity 

Wow. You, Octaboona Ambrosius, are a truly amazing writer. You

I swear, there's a tear in my eye :')

I was scrolling through these comments on my iPod, 12:00 at night, exhausted both physically and mentally, with a blank face, when I got to that poem.

A twitch. The smallest spark of confusion, then wonder, hope, and finally, emanating from within me, a smile. The twitch was replaced by a force greater than I have felt in a long time, and as I read on, the corners of my mouth upturned, completing it all into the biggest damn smile I've had in ages. I wanted to laugh in joy at the poem's magnificence, but it was still late at night. So I read on, biding my time and being content with my big smiles.
Everytime someone passed, I would flick the iPod's screen down against my chest, close my eyes, and feign sleep, quickly wiping the smile away.
But then the person would leave, I would flick the iPod up again, and read on, my smile creeping slowly back.

The beauty! Your poem trumps anything I could of even dreamt of writing. Thankyou, Octa. Thankyou. 


 P.S cheers to you if you got the hidden message. I daresay it wasn't hard to find.


P.P.P.S I don't know if anyone has noticed, but i added something that i;m going to be calling 'The blog of the week', a gadget somewhere above my followers. 
It's because i don't think that enough people read certain blogs, so if you all don't mind, i;m going to be advertising some. No self-benefit, i swear.

Anyway, every week i change it, and you're meant to spend five minutes of your time clicking on that link and looking around their blog, maybe leave a comment, and then follow it. And then treasure it for the rest of your damn lives.

That sounded kind of threatening....hmm...scratch that last part.

-Hellboy (For real this time)


  1. WOW!!!

    What an amazing poem writen by an amazing guy for another amazing guy!
    I'm a loyal minion of you both! XDDDDD

    This epic poem can also be found on Octa's blog. I left a comment there to!

  2. *stares in confution for the hidden message*
    What!?!?!?! says.... GO WORSHIP LLAMAS!!!


    But I can't do that! I already worship a street lamp!

    *sees Hellboys other comment and salutes*

    YES SIR! I will treasure it forever!!!

    *sets off to go find the blog of the week gadget*

    *get's lost*

  3. Psssst!
    *whispers to Hellboy*
    Make next weeks Alex's. He deserves everyone's loyalty. But because of the time difference and because nno one has a chance to chat with him. They frget to check his awesome blog. It's not done on purpouse. It's just that people get really involved in chatting. Even someone like me, Dragona, and some other regulars have to remind everyone over and over to check the blog.
    It's a pain in the rear end it is! :P
    By the way. Have I told you the both Nicolette and Sarthacus have new blogs?
    Well, they do. And Sarth wants to be called, The Shank from now on. Not sure why. But I know he was going through a rough period at school where his so called friends where being horrible to him, his writing, and Derek Landy. Can you imagine? :o
    So that is one reason Sarth delelted his old blog. I had to worl hard to get him to come back. If you need the links, let me know!

  4. Oh, in the above statement I don't think I was clear. I meant, for example that after I have finished another chapter, it takes a few days of contantly reminding people to go chech it out. Dragona and Nicolette have the same problem. (and a few others) But because we are around when the magority of the SP Gang is there, we can do that. It's not so easy for some of the other writers in the SP Gang. I've tried to help as I can. :P

  5. Goodnight Hellboy!

    *before leaving...performs Taco's Puttin on The Ritz*

  6. Hmm, thankyou Kal. Although, im not quite sure that you got the hidden message.. :P

    Can you please give me the link to Sarthacus' blog? I noticed a while ago that it had been deleted, and the only way to view his profile and see his blogs is to actually go to a blog that he is a member to. And he;s not a member to the Bio-rama :(

    And yes, i think i have seen Nicolette's new blog.


    Presenting.....Sarthacus' new blog! YAY!!!!

  8. Hellboy! what is your user name in Minecraft? also, what is the name/IP of your favorite server? Could you add a link if its a name? you said something about Stormcom, right?

  9. Well, I posted teh links to your blog and Lenka's three or four times. It got busy there. (on Derek's blog)
    I will try again.
    Leo was on briefly. He said he was working on the next part to his story. Good news I believe. :)

  10. Ah! Deagle Pickle returns as Halo Pickle.

    Well, Halo, i actually just went on to Minecraft multiplayer yesterday to check out all the servers i used to navigate, because i haven't been on in a LONG time, maybe a whole month.

    But when i got on, Stormcom wasn't there, and none of the other servers i kno were. O_O it was pure hell...

    But! In case they do come back on (ill give more info if they do), my name is Inferno_Joe

    What is yours?

    And what's Lizzy's? (i seem to remember that both of you had an account...or both of you played it...hmm, my head's a tad haywire this morning.)

    Thankyou Kal! I'll check them out straight away!

  11. Awww....That stinks about Stormcom! :o
    What happens now? :(

    By the way, I did get you clever coded message. It only took me 5 hours! :P


  13. my name is Halo_pickle! simple, eh?

  14. *Kallista comes bounding in to see if Hellboy and Lenka are here*

    *slips on a banana peel and goes sliding on pass the door*

    *screams crazily as she cannot stop and SLAMS into the wall face first*
    (but she is still beautiful)

    *a moment later she falls backwards, stunned*

    *slowly gets to her feet and staggers to the door*

    I'lbe back and check to see if two of my favorite people are around.
    If Alex, Octaboona, Lizzy, Skyril, Skulgirl, MAry can make it.......WE CAN HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!



    I'M ALL ALONE!!!!!

  16. OK, so I'm not really alone. I have the smurfs around me.

    *looks nervously at the smurfs who surround her, angrily armed with little devilish pickforks*

    Ummm...I don't think they like me....

    *smurfs begin poking her toes with thier pitchforks*

    Ow! Oh! Ouch! Ow! Oh! Oh! DANG IT!!!

  17. *scoops smurfs up in patened smurf-catcher 3000*


  18. HEY! I wrote out Hellboy. I really did! It's the keyboards fault!

    *points at her keyboard angrily*

    Thanks for saving me from the smurfs! :P

    *gives Hellboy a medal*

    YOU ARE A HERO!!!!!!!

  19. Kal? U on? It's 1:20am for me, so I figured you might be on now. It's probably morning for you.

  20. Hellboy! You are up late! Or early! :P

  21. Don't know if you are still up. It's been a LONG 12 minutes since you last posted.

  22. LOL Sorry I misses you Hellboy. I have to go do chores now. :P

  23. Oh, Don't worry, lol, I haven't fallen asleep...YET...

  24. Aww damn it...

    To be honest, in feeling quite tired myself. I think I'll talk to you in a good 8 hours time when I've had a good night's sleep.

    Cya later then, and good morning to u!

  25. Ah....There is nothing worse them missing chatting with a friend by a mere few inutes! :P
    Well, I hope you have a good sleep then so we can chat! And I JUST KNOW that Lenka will be here tonight! Because being here will CHEER HER UP and help her for all the things she is facing! :D

    Heres a link to some awesome art Alex did.

  26. Morning Hellboy!
    I have a message from Aquila. She says to meet her on Derek's blog 9 hours from....NOW!!!!!

    *points to time this comment was left*

    She want to chat with you!

  27. YAY!! You got to talk to Aquila!
    SEE? I was telling the truth!
    *smiles proudly*
    Have a goodnoight Hellboy!

  28. Ey hellboy if your on, just wanted to say hi :)

  29. *drops down on her hands a knees searching for it*

    *a random smurf runs by clutching it*


    *starts running like the dickens after the smurf&

    *tackles the blue thing and a big epic battle begins*

  30. *Kallista and the smurf have a duel over the pistachio*

    *they stand back to back then count ten paces forward*

    *they whirl around and shoot off thier banana guns*

    *Kallista falls over as the banana strikes her in the head.*

    *the smurf gibbers happily and runs off with his pistachio*

    Ah, well....


  31. Are you on now, Kallista? It should be around 9:00am where you live, I think.

    Please answer back!

  32. Awww...Dang Hellboy! I misses you. Am in school. At library right now. I have a few more minutes before I have to off.

  33. LOL I misses you???? I meant missed you! :P

    And I see by over 2 hours! :o

  34. Will try and stay up later tonight to chat if you would like. That is.....*looks around nevously*....if there are no smurfs around! :P

  35. *sees Hellboy and sneaks up on him*

    *leaps and tackles him*


    YOU'RE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *runs off like the dickens and leaves Hellboy in the dust*

  36. HELLBOY!!!!!
    When does your school start again? :P

  37. I saw that in an earlier chat with some one you asked them kindly not to use the term Aussie. You said it was....I don't remember the word. But it did not sound good.
    Anyways, I want to say sorry cause I used it plenty of times. I heard it in a song and in other areas and thought it was an ok things to say. I'm sorry if I ever offended you in anyway. I did not mean too.

  38. Have to go Hellboy. Have a good afternoon/evening/night! :D

  39. Oh, it's snow day today! :P

    *throws a dozen snowballs at Hellboy*

  40. *sets up 999,999,9999 rubberband guns to go off as soon as Hellboy enters his room*

  41. LOL Kal I was never offended! I'm sorry it seemed that way!

    I said that it seemed bogan-ee, which in itself is a bit of a silly Aussie word. It doesn't mean that I don't like the word Aussie. It's perfectly fine! In no way am I offended!

    You see, I was talking to Rossela Embers, who is Australian, and she asked if I was Aussie.
    I am completely ok with the word; the only time I don't like the word is when it is being used excessively in an act to tick me off (like 'Ridgee didge Aussie, putting a couple on the barbie') , stereotypes and all. But I don't mind it being said!

    It hardly ever gets annoying to me. I just wanted to tell Rossela that I wasn't one of the Aussies who use words like that all the time.

    Alrite- I gtg, Louis has to take me to some TAFE thing, or else he won't be able to do TAFE at all this yeah O_O

  42. *sinks to her kness dramaticly.....tears streaming down her face*

    Oh THANK GOODNESS you are not MAD at me!!!

    I was in such PAIN! SUCH AGONY!!!!!!

    *raises hands to the sky...thunder and lightnign flash behind her*

    *from nearby a group of smurfs applaud*

    *a Holliwood presenter runs to Kallista and hands her the Tony for best actress*

    *Kallista stands up looking shocked and amazed*

    For me? Wow. First I'd like to thank Hellboy for helping me get this far and of course my agents who.....

    *goes on for another 5 minutes in her acceptence speech*

  43. Seriously though. I am glad you are not annoyed or mad. :)

    *sees Hellboy going into shock at her seriousness*

    Whoa! You okay man!

    *quickly gets him a chair so he can sit down*

    Just take deep breathes! hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo

  44. You know, it's always a pleasure coming to your blog Hellboy. It's even better when some of my friends are on at the same time too!
    I miss those days. :P
    Have you ever seen the movie Salt? It stars Angelina Jolie.

  45. Yes! I loved Salt! My cousins came over from Sydney and brought it over to watch. And all through-out the movie i was all like 'Wait, so if she knows that she's not evil, and she's trying to tell everyone else that, WHY IN GOD'S NAME DOES SHE KILL THAT GUY!?!?!? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!!!'

    And my cousins were all like 'Shhh, you'll understand that LATER.' And i did. It was such a fun movie.

  46. LOL I love it two. Just finished watc it again. I like the fact that she is all bad ass! Just as tough as the guys. And I never thought I would see the day that Angie looked like a guy!
    In the last part as she is running down the hall and it is dim lighting, she reminded me of Harry Potter for some reason. LOL
    Do you think they will make a second one?

  47. Sorry about my typos. Some of it is my fault. The other is my keyboard. :P The keys are sticking.

  48. HELLBOY!!!
    I've been missing you!!!
    I haven't seen you in AGES!!
    Come on please!!

  49. Hellboy!


    Or atleast recognises its existence :D

  50. :DDDD I saw that a coupla hours ago, Octa. I just went on to youtube and made myself sit through an hour's worth of vlogs and funny video's from the people i'm subscribed to (tobuscus, vlogbrothers, etc.).

    Did you see the one about the Webb telescope? That's heaps cool. It would be awesome to see how solar systems formed. Only thing is, there's a hell of a lot of bad things that could go wrong with it :S

  51. Hey Hellboy! does your brother have a deviantart account?

  52. Hey, Hellboy, Dee posted again. :]

  53. Don't know how I got Dee from Derek lol leaving out two letters!

  54. lol Skyril. I checked it out, yeah. And yes, Lizzy, he does have one, here it is:

    And Skyril, while you are on, and i've been trying to tell you this for ages, but i don't think you've seen the comments, but DO you remember way back when Derek's blog started, and you used to talk to a smaller group of friends: Insanity Moonshine, Lynith Faye, and Inferno-Joe. WELL, I don't kno if you remember, but I am Inferno-joe, i just changed my name to Hellboy after seeing the movie. And i'm not sure about Insanity, BUT I SAW LYNITH THE OTHER DAY! And i went on her blog and she remembers you and Insanity. :DDD I said that it would be awesome if she came and met some of the other bloggers i've made friends with, and see some stories that us writers have written. And she replied that she would love to do that.

    On another note to everyone, i had my first day back at school today, Year Nine, and it was pretty good. Mostly a bludge day (bludge=hardly did any work), and it was good to kno that all of my friends were in my classes.

    ...argh...minor headache....*pulls out Lord of the rings #3 from bookshelf* a-HAH! This'll cure it!

    Seriously tho, i'm watching a three hour movie and eight oclock with school the next day WHILE i;m suffering from a headache and dehydration. O_O

    G'night all!

  55. You kno what would be cool? Learning in class, writing, maths, art, so on, WITH YOU PEOPLE. All of the bloggers, i can just imagine, sitting in the spots of everyone else in the class at my school. That would make school fun! Just lounging around, telling jokes and writing stories. I swear, when we are all older and have jobs, we need to GO TO IRELANDY, MEET UP AT THE IRELAND AIRPORT, GRAB SOME COFFEE *cringe* And talk and sit and laugh together. All of us. No matter where in the world you are. AND THEN, we go to Dublin, grab a phonebook, and FIND OUT WHERE DEREK LANDY LIVES. I've wanted to do that for ages on my own, but i just realised that it would be WWAAAYYY more fun with everyone else. :P

    So let's do that! Ten years from now! When Skulduggery is just about wrapped up! When we all are older and have money! MWAHAHAHAHHA Derek'll never know what happened! We'll all just be like 'Sup, Derek. We've come to talk to you for a while.' And he then HAS to let us in!

    Alrite, gtg for now, Louis wants me to get a song or something...*grumble grumble*


  56. LOL Awesome ideas Hellboy!
    First with all of us having classes together. I would most likely end up in detention all the time though with everyone annoyed at me for disturbing the class.....again! :P
    Skyril and I always thought it would be cool if there was a an SP convention. (did I spell that right?)
    Anyhow, I think it would be fun to do as you suggested. Meet up, hang out, and hunt for Derek! Then we can all write about it! LOL

  57. I was talking with Skyril a while back how it was easier to talk to our friends here on the blor more then talking with our friends at school. Skyril revealed that she is a really shy person when not online. I was surprised but then I thought, I'm kind of the same way. I don't share as much about my passions with my friends from school.
    But I had this funny thought that if all of us finally met, it be strange talking face to face.
    I imagined us just standing there shuffling our feet and looking off into the distance not sure what to say. That is until we sat down at a table with laptops! Then we would all get online and be really socialble and all that. LOL
    It made me laugh. XDDDD
    Anyhow, I hope your headach goes away soon. I HATE HEADACHS!!!!

  58. Oh! One more thing. About the school idea. I think it would be EPIC to have school on a floating ship. Like one of the old fashioned ones. We could sail around the world as we learn and take lots of lovely little field trips when we get to different ports.

  59. OK. So I lied. I have ANOTHER thing to add.
    Lizzy has a Deviant Art account now too!

    I'll make sure she sees Louis' account. But she is pretty good at keeping up with things and reading other peoples blogs and all.
    She will probably see this on her own.

    *waves to Lizzy and lobs a marshmellow at her*

    OK. Now I think that's it.....for now.....

  60. Mary Hiashi poped onto Derek's blog and left this funny comment. It had me laughing and I thought you would like it too. :D

    37 Things to do in an Elevator
    1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
    2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
    3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
    4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
    5. Meow occasionally.
    6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
    7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
    8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
    9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
    10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
    11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
    12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
    13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
    14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
    15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

    16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
    17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
    18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
    19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
    20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
    21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
    22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
    23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
    24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
    25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
    26.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
    27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
    28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
    29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
    30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
    31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
    32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
    33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
    34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
    35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
    36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
    37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

  61. Oh! Almost forgot. Skylara wrote a litte funny piece with our oc's. This is th efirst art she says, so othre people's oc's will appear later.
    Here's the link.

    Can't wait to see how she uses your character! ;P

  62. You home yet?
    Got any homework?

    *stands ready to destroy the homework*

    Oh I HATE homework! Plus you have better things to do like .....WRITE MORE FANFIC!!!!

    (and hang out with me) :P

    *homework glares at her and leaps at her*

    *epic battle begins between Kallista and Hellboy's homework*

    *homework eats Kallista*

  63. *salutes Hellboy*
    Alright sir. It's time for me to go to bed.
    HAve a good afternoon/night Hellboy, sir!

    *turns around and prceeds to march from the room*

    *opens the door and marches through*

    *Hellboy wonders how long it will take for Kallista to realise she has marched into his closet*

    *he cringes as he hears a bunch of crashing noises and Kallista's crazy muffles shrieks*

    *a few moments later she stumples out...*

    *Hellboy silently points to the door outside with raised eyebrows*

    *Kallista grins stupidly and whirls around to leave the right way*

    *walks SMACK into his wall by the door and knocks herself out*

    *Hellboy sighs and sticks a stamp on her forhead and ships her home*
    Goodnight Hellboy!

  64. On another note, those were some damn funny things to do in an elevator. My favorite was 'Meow occasionally'. :P ...meow...

    And you are right. I do feel a LOT more shy around my friends. I mention my blog, yes, but i don't tell them about the people i have met here, and about all of the things i actually enjoy (vlogbrothers, for one). I am not as quiet, but often in class when my friends are talking, you will see me drawing quietly in my diary, (guns, people, swords, Skulduggery, HIS gun...did i mention guns?) or writing the occasional poem.

    I'm just about to check that story by Skylara out.

    I hope you are online!

  65. I'm here for a moment more Hellboy. :)

  66. Heck. I can't pass up a chance to chat with Hellboy!

  67. Sorry for not replying fast enough, i was reading that hilarious story by Skylara. :P

    Octa's an octapus.....a PURPLE octapus...:PPPPP

  68. LOL Skylara has a GREAT scense of humor! XDDD

  69. I got home from another day from school about half an hour ago. I have some maths homework, i think. Apart from that, i'm going to quickly see what Darkane's bio is again, and then i'm trying to write up the next part of my fanfic with my ipod.

  70. I liked how I made him recite poetry! LOL And the part with Bridget. I wished Lizzy would have read it before she left today.

  71. I reckon that i'm going to do ALL of those elevator things. They were heaps funny.

    If i do ever do them, i'll be sure to have Louis follow me into the elevator with a secret camera. I might do it at the Coles store.

  72. I HATE math!
    Sorry. I just had to get that out. I think my teachers from my early years really screwed me over. :(
    Now I hate it.

  73. LOL That would be SO EPICLY funny Hellboy!
    I want to do 9, 16, and 20 or 21 ...I think...

  74. LOL recently in math, i have been kinda drifting off. And it's cool in my school cos whenever i'm bored in class, i always stare around the room, stare at the windows, and imagine ways for Skulduggery Pleasant to jump in, or Israel Elysium. Just ANYONE from the magical world to jump in, push past the teacher and then grab me and pull me out. Suddenly, the school might be under seige from cleavers and i am escaping with Israel Elysium to the spare seat of a bike, where a woman with japanese hair pricks sits, revving the engine, ready to drive the hell out of there.

    I dunno, things like that. It's fun thinking about all of the different ways i could exit a class in style, next to someone who even i though couldn't be real.

  75. 22 and 14.
    I do number 14 already but do it everwhere with family and friends. :P

  76. i gtg soon.

    Wait i pretty much haveto go rite now

  77. LOL ME TOO! I've aways been a daydreamer. The teachers have caught on now and keep my on my toes. I'm lucky if I can make a week with out detention! :P

    You have such a great imagination Hellboy. I can tell it's your destiny to be a writer. A great one!


    HAVE AN AWESOME SLEEP! Dream! Heaps! of Skulduggery pleasant!

  79. LOL OK. Hellboy! Nice chatting with you! :D
    Have a good afternoon/night!

  80. Hey, Hellboy, I found out something very interesting! Daniel Radcliffe, A.K.A Harry Potter, is going to be in a play in New York, New York! I had just watched that movie and was looking stuff up about it the other night when I found out. :] Check this out

  81. I'm on my iPod, so i cant check out the link :S

    But Skyril! Can u plz scroll up- I am SURE that there's a comment I've been trying to tell u for ages. I miss out on telling you every single time!

    Alright Im off now for more school, c u all later (hopefully)

  82. Well, I missed talking with Skyril today. I was going to point her to your comment you left her. Will try again tomorrow. :P
    Lizzy didn't come on either! >:(

    *goes off and pouts for a few minutes*

    OK. Back from my temper tantrum.

    *smiles brightly*
    Now I'm off to go do other GO TO BED!!! :P
    It's 11:07 pm right now. I thought I'd see if I could stay up till midnight. But I don't know....*yawn*

  83. Oh I'm tired. I think I'm sleep typing right now.
    I've sleep walked before. Or at least that's what I'm told. Don't remember it. :P

  84. I'm on Derek's talking with Jaffa for a bit.

  85. Well. I did a bit af writing today.
    I got 1 whole paragraph done!
    *smiles proudly and strikes a nobel pose*

    *pants rip*

    *shuffles away red faced*

  86. Gotta go Hellboy! My bed is calling me!

    *dashes off leaping out his window and down the street*

    *gets struck by 901 lightning bolts*


  87. Awesome, Hellboy! I finally saw your message! I DO remember! I haven;t seen Lyneth in ages! Maybe she'll come on soon! That would be great!

  88. I had to tie up and wrangle Skyril here. But I did it sir. Your faithful minion has accomplished her task!
    *salutes Hellboy*
    Are you proud of me?

    *lowers her head to be petted by the master writer Hellboy*

  89. Yay Kallista!

    And that's awesome, Skyril! Phwew, that took me ages to try and get a hold of u to send u the message.

    I had a pretty darn random dream last night. You'see, there are these pair of boardies that I've been meaning to try out for a while, and in the dream, I was wearing them, and they were too short. THEN I was in the Blogosphere, and Lenka was talking to everyone, finding out what had been happening recently.

    Alas, then I woke up, and the shorts still lay (unworn and with the tag) on my desk, and Lenka has not graced her with one of her visits.


    I kno that ur probably on, Kal, but I have to go to school.

  90. Have a great day at school Hellboy. And be assured that Lenka WILL grace us with her beautiful presense soon! :D
    Hope you can wear your shorts soon!

  91. I saw your comment you left on Dragona's blog. LOL

    Thanks for your kind words.

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  94. Just wanted to pop on and see how everyone is doing, if anyone wants to talk to me on msn my email is ...

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  96. i saw it, and i feel very bad for dragona and the fact that one of his closest friends disappeared, but then again yo have to be sympathetic to flos situation, maybe there was something serious going on?

    You cannot be selfish and just assume that it only affects you or let the small thought (that the reason they left is you) grow in you heart, because that is where the true atrocity comes from...

  97. I read it, Kallista. I understand.

    But let us go away from stressful things, and renew our strength in something...blah...argh...

    I'm really bad at that sort of talking...I'll leave it to the true poets like Octaboona and Alex...

    BUT what i meant to say is that we shouldn't talk about that sort of stuff anymore. I don't like gossip. I hate being apart of it in any way or form.

    School was boring today :( But i did write some more fanfic! I'm getting back into my fanfic writing era. Give me a week maybe. And then i;ll finally be done. (on part one, that is. Which is kinda sad when you think about it. It normally takes me a day to write all of one part. I'm getting WAY to relaxed....)

    I won't be online tho, sorry. I kno that Kal's probably going to say g;night and head off soon, and Alex has got a while yet.

    HOwever, i am swamped in maths homework, and so i am gone for the night.

    Kallista, if you need to talk about anything more on the subject, maybe tell me about that person who wasn't being the best of bloggers, and any other pressing issues that don't have to be expressed in front of everyone on the blog, you can reach me at:

    IF ANYONE ELSE IS GOING TO USE THIS EMAIL TO SPAM ME, I WILL....i will...*thinks hard*...damn...uh, i guess i'll just steal all of your pistachios.


    Cya all! (homework to be done)

  98. Heehee...
    I made you dress and sing like asmurf on Lenka's blog!

    *backs away hastily as he glares at her*

    Relax! It's all part of my plan to get her back here! You'll ee!
    *poses heroicly*
    I'll get her back and save EVERYONE from being Lenkaless!

    I'll be a HERO!!!!

  99. *giggles mischiviously and trys to span hellboy*

    *sees hellboy glare at her menacingly*

    NO! *gasps* NOT MY PISTACHIOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *runs away in fear*

    thanks for reading my blog hellboy! and i already have a part in mind for you.
    *giggles at her own genius*

    *mysteriously fades away*

  100. *steals Skylara's pistachios and hopes no one notices*

    Ahem! Master Hellboy! Time to change your blog of the week. :P
    May I suggest either Lenks'a or Alex's?

    I also say we gang up on Miss Skyril and have her post some more of her writings.
    I also think that Lizzy should be recogonised for keeping up so beautifuly all her blocks with regular postings of awesome art work and fanfics. :)

  101. I know that severa people are working on more fanfic now. And the best news.....Alex's birthday is this next week. Thursday for your part of the world and Friday for mine! :DDDD


    *everyone dives for cover as beautiful Kallista breaks open the eggnog*

  102. *sighs*
    So I have not succeeded yet in bringing Lenka back here.
    I was just so sure puttig you in a smurf's outfit would do the trick.

    *walks around Hellboy eyeing him as she schemes up some other plan*

  103. Hmmm...I'm watching Second HAnd Lions. It seemsreally good. Have you ever seen it before?

  104. OK. SO the movie is done. Was pretty good. No ninjas in it though. :/

  105. Goodnight Hellboy. I entrust you with these golden pistachios. Please keep them safe until I return.
    *bows and knocks herself out when her head hits the corner of a table*

  106. Kallista!

    Why can't i enter your blog?

    It says 'readers only'! Did i miss a memo?

    What's happening, Kal? Please tell me.

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  109. Nobody can read it Hellboy. I just want it to be hidden for a while.
    I'll open it to everyone again at a later tme.

  110. Oh! And I watched Ninja Assassin tonight. Very gory. But good ninja action. :P

  111. Kallista im sorry i got kicked off the comp

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  113. Hey Alex!

    Ninja Assassins? Sounds cool :P

    And that's k about your blog.

    Alright, i'm off to watch some...i dunno...'Legends of Ghoul' or something with my younger bro and sis. It's got owls in it.

  114. Hey hellboy, hows things, enjoy the show or whatever it may be.. :)


    *showers him in candy hearts an ties a bunch of shiny red and pink heart shaped balloons to his wrists*

  116. *gets back (surprisingly early) from school*


    *floats on high because of loveheart shaped ballons*

    ....not AGAIN....

    Happy Valentine to you too....


    *smiles smugly* I thought so...

  117. LOL Hellboy!

    *takes a bow and arrow and starts shooting the by one*

  118. * lands safely*

    Thakyou, Miss Valentina.

    And sorry Alex, my comp booted me off because it needed some updates installed:( I probably wont be back on hotmail; I want to finish this homework.



    RUN AWAY!!!!

  120. Lol sorry Kal i do have to go.

    I;m not sure what i heard, but...

    ...Is Octa leaving?

    That can't be so. I'm going on an Octa hunt. *grabs scuba diving gear*

  121. Octa can stay now. YAY!!!!!!
    it was a mistake with his parents. But it' all straightened now. :)

  122. But we can go on a Octa hunt anyways!!!
    *looks at Hellboy hopefully*

    It'll be FUN!!!!!!

    *grabs some dart guns*



    *rolls eyes*

    Change it to Alex's cause it's his birthday this week!

    OK. Gotta go! Please feel better soon other wise I'm gonna beat you up!!!!

  124. HELLBOY!!!! Are you feeling better?
    *bounces on his bed and makes paper airplanes with his comic book collection*

  125. *pops in briefly*
    OH! By the way Hellboy! I kiddnapped you on Lenka's blog. >:D

    No struggling now or trying to get away!

    *wags her finger at him*

  126. *sits back in her chair smoking a pipe, her tommy gun pointed at Hellboy who is teid up in daisy chains*

    SOrry Hellboy that I have to do this.

    But you know, drastic mesures need to be taken now to get Lenka to come back.

    If this doesn't work....I have one more idea. But it's a mad idea and should be used as a last resort. >:)

  127. *throws some fries at Hellboy*

    *they boink off his forehead missing his mouth completely*

  128. lol sorry was stuck on youtube...

    ...and when i say 'stuck' i mean 'addicted to'...

    *picks up fries* 15 minute rule...

  129. Hmm... i think Kallista went to go and get some sleep.

    Well-deserved sleep, i might add. Have a good night, Kallista.

    And unfortunately (if you aren't asleep) i have to go somewhere and won't be on for a long while.

    In the meantime....

    *throws two million peanuts around a room filled with moustraps*

    Collect them. *glare* ALL of them.

    And if you touch ONE mousetrap, all hell shall break loose. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  130. HELLBOY!!! Here is the link to Alex's birthday posting!

    *screams crazily when she sees all the peanuts lying around the mouse traps*

  131. *carefully spends the next eight hours picking up peanuts and scowling*

    *trips over one of Hellboy's comic books and goes sprawling on the floor among the mousetraps*

    *crazy screams can be heard as far as Timbuktu as mouse traps snap and flip all over the place*

    *after five hours the noise and chaos finally ends.....Kallista lays among the rubble covered from head to toe in mouse traps*

  132. *lols*

    *a LOT*

    I;m off to check out Alex's birthday post!

    And then i'll probably do an update over here, too.

    (I just finished part 7, if you want to know. It's short, but it's better than nothing!)

  133. *scrambles back in still covered in mouse traps*
    I've discovered something....GRIEVIOUS!!!


    I found out tha....

    *sobs even louder*

    Hellboy does'nt.....

    *weeps dramaticly*


    Oh! The TRAGIDY!!!
    Eh...oh well.

    Goodnight Hellboy!