Friday, April 22, 2011

Hey :)

Two things. No wait, three.

1.  Recently, my Dad found this website (I can't exactly remember what it is, but I wouldn't suggest it if I did remember-it seems dodgy to me) that allows you to legally download movies in different formats for way cheaper than you normally would. My dad somehow extended the 24 hour free trial to a full month which actually cost him money, and so we were stuck with unlimited movies to be able to download within one month.

Did I say stuck? I meant blessed. Yup, definitely blessed...

So, naturally, we've been downloading as many movies as possible, which is awesome. No, we aren't breaking the law. At least, that's what my dad thinks...he's pretty sure that because we are paying money to someone at least, then it's definitely legal.

The first few movies we had were kind of crappy, but that was because my dad wasn't downloading them in the highest format. Once he did, it all started to be really awesome...

...


I almost forgot what I actually wanted to tell you.

WELL my dad hasn't seen the movie Tron: Legacy, and Louis and I have. He came into our room the other day and this conversation spawned...


Dad: I'm downloading Tron Legacy now, in the highest quality possible.
Louis: Awesome! It's really great graphics.
Me: (being me, of course, I had absolutely no-idea that my dad hadn't seen it yet) What, Tron? Nah, it was ok. The story kind of sucked though, especially how they kill off that guy who changes sides at the last minu-
Dad: ARGH! NO! Don't spoil it! I haven't seen it yet!
Me: Oh...
*pause*
Dad: Tell me, have you seen Titanic yet?
Me: Nah, I've heard that it's pretty much just a chick fli-
Dad: The ship crashes and the main characters die.

*silence. I could of heard the Golden God typing away at his computer all the way in Ireland, it was that quiet*

Me: Y-you...you MONSTER!



Yeah...so, anyway...

2. HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISEN! (does everyone else say that? Or only those in Australia...?)
And if you don't celebrate Easter, I'm still giving you Easter Eggs. Now enjoy, or I'll take them back.

...I'm warning you...



And finally, three:

Well, well well...what do we have here... An awesome-part-one-of-a-short-fanfic-story-that's-based-in-Sydney-and-99%-of-the-places-and-details-are-true-because-I-recently-visited-Sydney-and-went-to-these-places-and-promised-my-Aunt-that-I'd-write-a-short-story-about-it? Yes? Perfect:
 
Kallista Pendragon called the taxi to a stop, paying the driver and stepping out onto a busy Sydney street. She walked across the road when there was a break in the traffic, and hurried inside the building clearly labelled 'Deus Ex Machina'.
She was instantly hit by a wave of petrol oil and a hint of fries. The cement floor radiated not heat but cold air, and the giant dome-shaped light shades that hung from the ceiling only had four out of six globes working.
But Kallista ignored all of this, and instead walked past the people shopping for t-shirts labelled with the shop's logo and various motorbike pictures, until she stood waiting before the counter, her hand lingering over the silver bell.
Before she could press it, a man of short stature wearing grease stained overalls jumped up from behind the desk, making her jump. She scowled at the man. "Don't do that, Mitch," she said.
"Do what?" replied Mitchell, who smiled. Then his face lost all obvious emotion as he launched into what others called his 'business mode'. "I grant that you're not just here for a nice chat then, hey?"
Kallista nodded before answering. "Well, Sydney IS a bit out of my way..."
"No kidding." Mitchell sensed something was up. "Kallista, what happened..." The frown on his face grew, deepening the wrinkles on his forehead. "Crap. Why didn't you ride in on your bike?"
Kallista sighed. It hadn't been her fault. All she had been doing was driving on the freeway, speeding to get to Dragona Pine's birthday party, when a large truck had pulled ahead of her when she was only three hundred metres away from the exit that would take her to his house. She swerved and really did try to avoid it, but the only way she was going to get past it and keep most of her speed was if she pulled a Crazy Ivan. At that moment, it SEEMED like a good idea...
So when she slammed the brakes and gunned the engine at the same time, leaned as far to her left as she could so that the bike tipped and skated along the ground, right underneath the trailer part of the truck with her holding on for dear life, she was very surprised that the custom magically-enhanced engine piece that kept the bike running cut out, leaking in several places and minutes from causing a minor Black Hole.
The bike had leveled out, allowing her to direct it to the exit lane, but already she could feel that the steady roar of her bike had been reduced to less than a whimper. Needless to say, she had NOT gotten to the party on time.
Mitchell rubbed the stubble on his chin once her tale had been told. "Seriously, Kallista? That'd take weeks of fixing. How soon do you need the bike up and running again?"
Kallista fidgeted on the hard wood planks of the counter. "Mitchell..."
"Yes...?"
"The engine kinda... Blew up..."
There was silence. Mitchell hung his head in his hands and Kallista bit her lip in hope that her friend wasn't about to completely throw her out. After a strained thirty seconds of muttered curses from Mitchell, he exasperated a long, drawn out sigh, raising his head and looking Kallista in the eye. He fished some loose change from his front pocket.
"Here. Go into the resteraunt and buy yourself something. In the meantime, I'll think about the idea of helping you with the preposterous notion that you want me to build you another engine-which, by the way, is a horribly long and arduous task that could take two to three months." He sighed again as Kallista slid the change into her left hand. "This is it, Kal. For real, this time. If I help you, there's going to be no more favors. I swear, this is the last time I fix your bike."
She nodded and went to the two glass doors that separated the bike shop proper from the small resteraunt that Deus Ex Machina hosted within the same building. She opened them and the sounds of talk, frying pans and noisy eaters surrounded her. She moved onwards, ordered a small bowl of chips, and sat down to wait at one of the large pine tables.

Three more bowls of chips, two eighty-page magazines and a large soda drink later, Mitchell pushed open the doors to the resteraunt and headed towards her. "Alright," he said, "I'll do it."
She stood up, smiling, about to thank him, when there was the sound of a car backfiring and a dark red spot blossomed on Mitchell's t-shirt near his stomach.
"Shit," he said slowly, drawing the word out and looking down at it. "I'm shot..."
"Mitchell!" Kallista shouted, slipping from her chair in her effort to reach her friend as he slumped to the ground. She distantly heard the screams of the civilians in the room as they fled, but all her attention was fixed on her friend.
"Come on Mitchell," she cried desperately. "Just hang in there."
There were footsteps as a figure stepped towards her from the direction of the glass doors. He walked right up to her, and she faintly smelled the smoke from a gun discharge. Mitchell's assailant. There were tears in her eyes, but through her blurred vision, she swore she could see a battered top hat atop the man's head.
"'ello, lovely," said Springheeled Jack, kicking Kallista in the head.


It looked a helluva lot longer on my iPod...anyway, urah for Firefly homages!

249 comments:

  1. AWESOME STORY!

    FIRST COMMENT TOO!

    You are indeed blessed :)

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  2. Hmmm... you're around somewhere. The colours just changed.

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  3. *screams*


    ARE YA GOIN TO POST MORE?! ARE YOU?! ARE YOU?! HMMM? HUH? HUH?

    HOW DARE YOU LEAVE US WITH A CLIFFHANGER (Its okay when i do it but not you!)

    POST MOOOOOOOOOORE!

    *tackles hellboy*

    *hugs him untip he begs for mercy*

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  4. *jaw drops in amazement*

    EPICA!!!! I LOVE IT, Hellboy!!!!
    Amazing writing. I can't help but marvel over your skill and talent!
    XDDDD


    What can I say? I am simply a minion of Hellboy!
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
    Can't wait to read more!!!!!
    BRAVO, Hellboy! :D

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  5. "The engine kinda... Blew up..." XDDDDDDD LOL i laughed at this part
    Bloody awesome man :D i can't wait to read more!

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  6. EPIC HELLBOY! COMPLETELY AWESOME!

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  7. AWESOME HELLBOY!
    I'm going to Sydney in 3 weeks, have you ever been to Cockatoo Island, cause that's where I'm going for camp :P hmm, haven't seen Tron Legacy yet cause the local cinema collapsed before I got a chance :/ I've seen Titanic, it's depressing.
    Lol. Keep writing more awesomeness!

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  8. XD thanks all!

    Argh, dammit all, I was online for another half an hour after I posted, and yet I didn't check the blog comments at all :( I didn't think anyone would be online, y'see...

    Jaffa! We went there, to Cockatoo Island! We went via ferry, which was awesome...going under the bridge and near the Sydney Opera house.

    Haha, my dad watched Tron last night...

    Octa ;) shhhh, no-one's meant to know about the colors changing two minutes after I post.
    It's actually because my iPod is stupid sometimes when I copy the writing off of it to post it on the blog, and so at first I'll just post everything I want to write to see if it looks ok and isn't running off to someone else's blog...when it isn't, I change colors, signifying that it's ready to go up. You just happened to visit my blog seconds after I hit 'post'.

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  9. Alright, well, maybe not seconds, sorry. How did I post and then have a fifteen minute gap before I changed the colors?! I must of been seriously tired...

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  10. We say He is Risen at our church. Just got back a little while ago from the Good Friday service.

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  11. Just chatted with Lizzy. We both shared our Easter plans.



    We both have plans to hunt the easter bunny, shoot him and mount him on the wall!


    We will see who gets him first! :P
    >:D
    REG

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  12. *walks in*

    *grins*

    I helped bake cookies! And the house didnt burn down!

    However both the large bunny cookies i made were missing hears, and one's foot fell off. And I made huse ducky cookies! There HUGE!

    NINJA DUCKS MARK ONE, SUCCESS! (however slightly obese)

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  13. *ears

    Hears is what happens when you HAVE ears in the first place. But those poor bunnies didnt have any...the third bunny was coates in green sprinkles! It was like grass!

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  14. *lurks in the corner of Hellboy's blog, in the shadows, waiting to tackle him and give him a noogie*


    >:D

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  15. Wow, Hellboy! That fan-fic is AWESOME!!! Fantastic! Brilliant! WRITE MORE PLEASE!!!! :D

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  16. Hahaha xD
    Sorry about that, Hellboy! :P

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  17. I mean I'm sorry for the whole Titanic thing! xD

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  18. HAPPY EASTER HELLBOY!!!!

    *dashes madly through his blog throwing jellybeans and chocolate rabbits everywhere*

    REG

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  19. *hides a bunch of stollen candy under his pillowcase*

    >:)

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  20. *storms in*

    Where'd all my candy go?!?!

    *kallista points at hellboy*

    *draws frypan and sneaks up on him*

    *evil laughter*

    *leans over hellboy*

    *raises frypan...*

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  21. *ducks into the shadows and watches with interest while eating some of the stollen candy*


    >;)

    REG

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  22. *hand flies up, deflects frying pan*

    shhhh...I'm eating Easter eggs... xD chocolaaaaaaate!!!!

    When I get another thousand words on the fanfic Kal, then I'll post the next part.

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  23. Hey Hellboy, I don't know if you've read the Darren Shan books but I've done a fanfic on it. If you are currently reading the books and have not finished it. My story might contain some spoilers as it is set after the last book and I had to explain what had happened.

    http://dragonapine.blogspot.com/2011/04/darren-shan-fanfic.html

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  24. Happy Easter!!!!

    I worked out the mystery of the colur changes :)

    Teehee!

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  25. HAPPY EASTER, HELLBOY!!!!


    *leaps at hm from the shadows and tackles him in a hug*

    :D

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  26. Happy Easter Hellboy! ^^ i hope you had a good day!

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  27. Happy Easter everyone!!! XD I hope you all had an awesome day. I did, I guess. We went to church, laughed silently at one of the pastors who had a v-neck, rats tail, wore sunglasses even though it was dark inside and overcast outside and started the whole sermon off by saying "So it's the Sabbath, yeah..." and then looking around dreamily (lol), got home, had lunch with my Nan, ate Easter eggs, Nan went home, wrote more of the Kallista fanfic, chilled, played PS2 with my brother and sis, and then sat down and watched the movie "The Green Hornet" with my bro and dad. I had seen it before, but they hadn't. It was just as awesome as I remember.

    Almost all of my easter eggs are gone tho :( consumption rates have doubled over the last ten minutes

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  28. LOL Hellboy! Sounds like you had an AWESOME day! :D

    Went to church for the Maundy Thurday service and also for the Good Fiday service.
    Had breakfest this morning at church served by the elders. Very yummy! :)
    I can tell you that after a deep account of what Jesus went through (Good Friday service) That Easter was a very joyful day!
    I'll tell you more about it later. So tired. Was worked to the BONE!!!!!

    By the way...

























    *EPSIC SCREAM*


    OHMYGOSHICAN'TWAITTOREADTHENEXTPARTOFTHEKALLISTAFANFIC!!!!


    *can't contain the sugar rush anymore and leaps at Hellboy crazily , grabbing him in a headlock and gives him the mother of all noogies*


    REG

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  29. *fights his way out of headlock, using stolen banana gun* AAAAARGH FEEL THE PEEEEEEL! (haha, that rhymes!)


    I reckon that on the Eight Great's I'm going to do a little side-bar thing which would be labelled 'The Blogger's Dictionary' and have things like 'Glomps' and 'Epica' and 'REG' (please, could you remind me of what that last one means again?)

    Hmm..yeah, i do think i'll do that...*gets out to-do list* Right after I invent an anti-noogie cap...

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  30. :D Random Evil Grin :]
    And don't forget Derektastic and awesome-sauce incarnate! :]

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  31. LOL We have a lot of words for amazing, don't we? :P

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  32. I didn't know you had a little sister, by the way. :] How old is she?

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  33. *wrestles crazily with Hellboy for a minute trying to give him another noogie*


    HAHA!!! You will NEVER eacape my noogies Hellboy!
    >:D
    REG

    (Random Evil Grin)

    EPIC idea with 'The Blogger's Dictionary' !!!

    I will see if I can help you remember some of our terms. Tomorrow. :P

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  34. DONT FORGET THE FRYPAN!!!!!

    MINE!!!!!

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  35. I haventalked to you in awile Hellboy!

    (I was talking to all my eggs. Time consuiming, that is...)

    We went to the midnight mass for easter. But at out church, midnight=nine o' clock!

    There were multiple preists, but the one that did the baptisms was BRUTAL!

    They stepped in a pool thingy, and he DUNKED THE PERSON! WE POURED A GIANT PITCHER OF WATER ON THEM!

    THIS WAS A WARNING TO GET BAPTISED WHEN YOURE A BABY!

    But he still gets the babies sopping wet.

    Heh.

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  36. *he

    Oops.not 'we'.

    No. We don't dunk people. Unless its a teacher....

    *evil laughter*

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  37. My dog has been stealing easter candy.

    BACK CHILD!

    ITS ALL MIIIINE!

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  38. Expect and explosion of posts very soon on my blog!!!!

    ONE HINT!











































































    THALIA DIES!

    SHE COMES BACK AS A ANNOYING ECHO STONE!

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  39. OK. So Mar came and subtly ordered all of us on the overflow to go to this chat site. So we did. The sit gave me a weird name and I decided to keep it. The chat was interesting and Skyril, Mar, and Aquila were hilarious.
    I decided to change my name to Larry the Zombie. I sorta miss having it as part of my name here. :P
    Then some stranger called me fugly. I found out what it meant. It's a pretty rude term but I found it funny so I added it to my chat name.
    So now I'm Larry the Fugly Zombie! XDDDD

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  40. *sighs dramaticly*

    I fear I must go now Hellboy! No. You must not weep for me! For I shall return.
    When you see the sun is shining...I will be there!

    *melodramatic music playing softly in the background*

    When the sky is blue and the green trees are shiny with the dew of the morning....I will be there.
    When the little bird flys free through the sky...I will be there.


    WHen the purple rose blooms....I will definatly be there...smelling the sweet scent....getting stung by the honey bee which just flew up my nose, then sneezing it elegantly back out!

    Fare thee well, my Aussie friend!


    *waves a scarf daintily in the breese as she sweeps gracefully away.....and promtly gets trampled by a herd of wild buffalo*

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  41. Alrite, epic stuff is happening...

    Thanks for the dictionary meanings! And I can't wait for all your blogs to be updated, because they need to...

    I did something pretty awesome today.

    It was the grand opening of the fastest water slide in Australia (I think) I my family had a VIP pass :D
    Well, it was sort of like VIP... About two dozen other families were there. But it was heaps fun! Even the part when I unintentionally inhaled half of the swimming pool!

    My little sister is 8 years old. She's called Miriam (but everyone just calls her Mim). My little bro's being a pain right now, but I'll mention him anyway. He's ten years old and is called Tom (Thomas).

    I got baptized a year or so ago, Mar. We had to go through several group sessions every week, talking about God. Louis and I were the youngest there (everyone else were adults :/ ) and it was kind of daunting.
    Just now I remembered that that guy I mentioned earlier (rat's tail, sunglasses "it's the sabboth, yeah") was one of the people who got baptized with us *shudder* why? Why couldn't he wait another year or something?
    Anyway, so we pretty much showed up, read out a speech that we had written ourselves, got inside a mini-pool that had been dragged inside the church, and were dunked under for less than a second. It was pretty cool, I must admit, because I was able to invite a lot of people there, get cheered on by the whole church, and even choose a song for the band to play after I'd been baptized (my redeemer lives).

    What was the chat site, Kal?
    And...I don't think it's good to have your name with 'fugly' in it...it's just not right, y'know? That stranger was an idiot, and we shouldn't pay heed to idiot's words. Plus, it's a stupid thing to say, because there is no doubt that you look awesome, k? *hoists bag of C4 onto shoulder* Now tell me, where'd that damn fool head off to, eh?

    If there is anything that I've missed, then, um... Tell me...in capitals...

    I'll be posting short part of Kallista fanfic tomorrow...sorry, my mind's stuck in first gear and I'm going to jumpstart it the best way I can-which means that for tonight, I won't be able to write the fanfic.

    Oh, and the best way to jumpstart the mind?

    Read some freaking Skulduggery Pleasant.

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  42. *jumps around*

    MY IHOME IS FERTERNALLY SCREWED!!!

    LAAADIIIIIDAAAAAA!

    I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 5:40!!!!

    LAAAAADIIIIIIDAAAAA!

    *dances*

    I NEED MY SKULDUGGERY BOOK SIIIIIIIIIXXXXX!

    *runs around in frenzy screaming and crying*

    *runs into wall*

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  43. *waves hand around in air*

    And hellboy, if yur bored, a while ago (translating a few days ago) i posted all of the SP fic. No, not all all meaning the end, just...all of it so far.

    Did you read it?

    Or didn't you?

    *face makes odd expression*

    Sorry. No links. Im not my ipod, sitting in my bed, having wonderful morning breath.

    *pops a toothpaste flavored jellybean in mouth*

    Yep. Jellybeans.

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  44. ...oops. Caps. Got it.

    HEEEEYYYYY HELLBOY!

    *haves arms around*

    LOOOK AT THE COMMENT ABOVE THIS!!!!!

    MR K SAID THAT MY BLOG SCARES HIMMMMMM!

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  45. The fugly fool?

    Well, take a left, then a right, left, left, right, right, left, right, right, left, then just straight forward!

    ...you're in CANADA?! how diddya get THERE?! Its not even connected to aus-

    *mounties come*

    Ah! I was never here!

    *zooms away*

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  46. *runs around screaming*

    The red shoes fic has a bloody future. I think we're all gonna die in it...

    ...yeah. Since i have no clue what to do with it.

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  47. hELLO, hELLBOY! oOOO! tHAT SOUNDS AWESOME WITH THE WATER SLIDE!!
    aND NO, i'M not YELLING AT YOU RIGHT NOW, EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE IT. :]
    aWWW YOUR SISTER SOUNDS SO CUTE! :]
    bY THE WAY, i WON'T BE ABLE TO COME ON AN AWFUL LOT OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS. wE'RE GOING ON THIS TRIP/PICK UP STUFF FROM MY BROTHER'S, THE COLLEGE KID, ROOM SO THAT THERE WON'T BE SO MUCH STUFF AT THE END OF THE YEAR THAT OUR VEHICLE WILL BE PACKED SO TIGHT WE CAN'T MOVE! aFTER THAT, WE'LL COME HMO FOR A COUPLE DAYS THEN GO BACK FOR HIS GRADUATION. sO THERE'S LOTS OF DRIVING INVOLVED, THEREFORE LITTLE INTERNET TIME. i'M GOING TO TRY TO HOP ON TONIGHT FOR A LITTLE WHILE AT LEAST. hOPE YOU'LL BE THERE SINCE IT WILL LIKELY BE LATE FOR ME. :]
    aNYWAY, FAREWELL!

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  48. hEHEHE! i SAW A WORM OUTSIDE SO i RAN IN AND GRABBED MY CAMERA. tHEN i PROCEEDED TO TAKE A ZILLION PICTURES OF IT. tHEN i DECIDED TO TRY TO GET IT IN THE DIRT. sO i TOUCHED IT AND IT SQUIRMED AND JUMPED AND i DREW MY HAND BACK. tHEN I MADE MY CAT TOUCH IT SO i COULD TAKE PICTURE OF IT SQUIRMING Xd :] tHEN i SHOVED IT TO THE DIRT WITH A BRANCH. iT SQUIRMING AND JUMPING THE WHOLE TIME :p
    iSN'T THAT INTERESTING? :d
    :]

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  49. WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR CAPITALS, SKYRIL?!



    I can't talk now because it's getting late, BUT I can promise that I will be on in roughly ten hours time from the end of this message.

    Right now in Adelaide the time is 11:41pm. So when you read this message, just find out the current time in Aus, compare it to your time, find the difference, and....crap...my mind has actually gone completely fuzzy...everything's a haze of Lendulum, Freddie Wong and Minority Report...

    I dont know, but I did a couple of minutes ago. It shouldn't be hard to find out the time that I'll be on...eyes are closing now...losing feeling in my left leg...I think it's time to call it a night.

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  50. i DID CAPITALS 'CAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO :]
    Anyway Good-night! :D
    I'll try to figure it out...

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  51. Soo about 8hrs 45 mins?
    I think...
    Well, I gotta go! SO bye!

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  52. GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, HELLBOY!!!!!


    Today IS the day you are going to post our next chapter ....right?
    :D


    *looks at him hopefully*

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  53. Yup ;) but you'll probably be asleep when I do.

    I'm online now, btw.

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  54. *walks on*

    hello? hellboy?

    *headtilt*

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  55. *head whips around*

    *screams at top of lungs*

    HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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  56. ...hm....its just me and the entire greek civilization.

    *looks at textbook*

    *sighs*

    but i SO liked babylonia better. no idea why...

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  57. *runs after alexander the greats horse*

    hey! i wanna pet it!

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  58. *the horse Bucephalus turns around and chases after moi*

    *screams of terror*

    *hides in corner*

    im...actually afraid of horses...

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  59. ...LIAR! YOU'RE NOT ON!

    *twitches*

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  60. *makes 'O' face*

    ah...drat.

    *works feverishly on study guide*

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  61. I hate study guides. do you hate study guides Pericles?

    *sits down and has a talk about world domination with Pericles*

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  62. Lol I wasn't on for 8 minutes... I didn't think anyone would get on so fast!

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  63. ...what ART FORM!?! WE DIDNT TALK ABOUT THAT IN SCHOOL!

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  64. *screams*

    *jumps back*

    ITS A GHOST!

    *shoves pericles at hellboy*

    TAKE HIM INSTEAD!

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  65. *blinks at textbook*

    ...oh.

    *scribble scribble*

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  66. ...The WHAT method?

    that looks like sushi! who would make a method of sushi?!

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  67. I did read your whole fanfic when you posted it, and I even reckon I commented on it's awesomeness.

    Btw, I'm on the iPod so it's slow typing and loading..

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  68. ...still there ghosty hellboy?

    or did I scare you away?

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  69. *leaps back...again*

    ah. there ya are!

    ah...the ipod...

    i may be transferring to my ipod in a bit, so then comments will be slower...and slower....and slooooooowwweeeerrrr....

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  70. *screams as plato sneaks up from behind*

    *wacks him with a banana*

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  71. ...hm. me and Socrates think alike.

    ...oh no.

    *stares at drink, looking for poison*

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  72. HELLBOY!!!!!!
    *leaps on him and knocks him over in a hug*

    How are you?

    :D







    *hands Mar another banana*

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  73. So are you studying? Why?

    Are you off of holidays now?

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  74. I swear...you're writing four comments to my measly one. Stop going so fast :P

    Hey Kal!

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  75. oh, I had spring break a while ago. in March.

    We have a test friday, study guide due tomarrow, and the OAA testing on thursday.

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  76. *bounces around*

    I can't stop! I've been cooped inside all day! (sick)

    *runs around screaming, chasing Plato with banana*

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  77. HELLO KALLISTA!

    *waves*

    *banana flies out of grip*

    *hits alexander in the eye*

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  78. *runs away from alexander as he gathers large army*

    *screams*

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  79. THREE MORE QUESTIONS! YAAAAAY!

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  80. *bounds up and down*

    whoo. i think that coconut cake made me hyper.

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  81. *smiles at Alexander and his army dazzeling all of them into submission to her with her extrodianary beauty*










    *makes them all into her minions*

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  82. LOL
    *shoves more coconut cake into Mar's mouth and sits back with a bag of popcorn to watch the show*

    REG

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  83. Guys! :D
    I commented on the overflow then came here :]
    Hello!
    ~glomps~

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  84. *Appears in middle of road*

    *Throws Mar and Kal frying pans, pulls one out for himself*

    Let's do this! Atttttaaaaaccccckkkkk!!!!!

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  85. hmmmm....back to the Delian League.

    ...I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT!

    *flops on ground*

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  86. LOL
    What's going on exactly? xD

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  87. *spins frypan around in grip*

    whoo hoo!

    *jumps on the back to a unsuspecting soldier*

    *maims him with the frypan*

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  88. *looks around grumpily for Hellboy wondering where he went*

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  89. Hmmm
    ~waves hand in front of their faces~
    Can y'all see me? O.o

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  90. SKYRIL!!!
    *sobs and flings herself at her long lost friend (of only a day) and knocks her down in a hug*


    Did you see I dedicated 1st of the page to you?
    :D

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  91. Yes! I did!
    And I glomped you on the overflow :]
    ~hugs Kallista~
    Thank you :]

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  92. *misses catching the fry pan and it bonks her hard on the head, knocking her out*

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  93. Skyril! :] I'm on my iPod so it's slow going right now :(

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  94. Well, at least you're on and I can talk to you in person. :]

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  95. In about 25 minutes I have to go, but can probably come back on for another 30 minutes 10 minutes later... or so.... :]

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  96. Hi Skyril!

    We're all fighting Alexander the Greats army!

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  97. *wakes up with amnesia and thinks she is a zombie*
















    *eyes Skyril, Hellboy, and Mar hungrily*

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  98. hm. my father has never heard of the Delian League. intereting...

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  99. Hehe I was reading my mum Skulduggery Pleasant in the car while she was driving. I mean, not the WHOLE time, of course... only a little while actually, but she's loving it like I knew she would even though she herself didn't think she would like it much.... Am I talking confusingly again?
    Hmm ~re-reads what I wrote~
    Well... I think y'all'll get it... ~Smiles hopefully~

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  100. Well Hellboy. I was ill today. Finally starting to feel better.

    *grabs his arm and prepares to eat it*


    Just hold still a minute. Thanks.

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  101. ~glances at Kallista wearily~
    Umm why are you walking towards us with your amr outstretched while slowly muttering, "Braaaaaaiiiiinsssssss"?

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  102. In Janhuary I checked out the skulduggery audio book to force my mom to listen to it.

    she looooooved it!

    but the guy who read it wasn't the greatest. he SUCKED at Val's voice.

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  103. you were ill today too Kallista?

    high five!

    *high five*

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  104. Aw, I'm sorry, Kallista! I'm glad you're feeling better. :]

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  105. i watched a ton of anime episodes today...and now I can't get the opening out of my head.

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  106. brb.

    logging off computer, packing up stuff for school, and transferring to ipod.

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  107. Apart from staying up, y'know. Well....I guess it's all night where you are all :(

    Has anyone ever been graced by the title of the most awesome game ever, Portal 2?

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  108. Well, I'm not great at reading out loud, but I'm decent. So it was fine... even though I did get things completely wrong, mumble to myself irritably, get tongue twisted, and start the whole paragraph over a few times...

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  109. It is night here. In fact, a bit more driving tomorrow and it will be an hour later for me....

    Nope! I think I was told about the first Portal this one time, but I never played it...

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  110. BLAAAARG!

    THE BEST GAMES EVER ARE THE LEGEND OF ZELDA AND THE METROID: OTHER M!!!

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  111. *gets distracted by Skril and heads over to her hoping to have brains for desert*

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  112. Do ou have a favorite Legend of Zelda, Mar?
    I love Legend of Zelda, by the way. Never really been a fan of MPH.

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  113. Wow I'm really bad at this...I cant keep up...

    Are we able to switch to a chatroom or something? Not necessarily the chat on my blog, but just somewhere that it'd be easier for me and Mar.

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  114. ~backs away slowly from Kallista~


    ~grabs Mar's frying pan~

    Umm... Kallista...., don't make me use this....

    ~she continues walking towards me and finally, I whack her, but gently~

    ~she steps back, shakes her head confusedly and looks at me strangely~

    Kallista: ... What was I just doing?
    ~she walks away, slightly befuddled~

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  115. Ummm I suppose, Hellboy... I don't particularly like chatrooms, but if you know a good, easy one, it'll be ok with me.

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  116. Ipod now!

    Expect many typos.

    Heh.

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  117. Do chatrooms work on the ipod? Never tried it.

    Exceptfor bunnibunni. And that didnt work...

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  118. I don't know if it works on an ipod...

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  119. WHER ARE YOU ALL!?

    *wails*

    HAVE YOU LEFT MEEE?!

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  120. No, :P I was typing some more fan-fic. I've had the writer;s spirit lately!
    ... If there is such a thing...

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  121. I just tried Tinychat and that doesn't work :(

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  122. YES! SKYRIL IS WRITING MORE FANFIC!!!
    *squeals like a little girl and runs circles around her happily*

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  123. Oh... I guess chatrooms don't work with them...
    Well, we'll try to go a bit more slowly.... and by "we," of course I mean Mar :P

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  124. LOL, Kallista! :P It will be a while before it's ready, though.

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  125. *shoulders sag slightly*

    When you say a while, you mean like hours right? I can wait till tomorrow, no problem Skyril!
    *smiles brightly*

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  126. Hahaha! No, Kallista, to my great sadness, I don't believe that will be the case!
    ~puts hand to forehead dramatically~
    Oh woe is me, for The beautiful Goddess Queen, Kallista, shall be distraught with me for not having my fan-fic posted by tomorrow!
    Oh! I don't believe i can take it!
    ~falls back into the corner, weeping uncontrollably~

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  127. *falls next to Skyril and begins weeping because Skyril is weeping*




    OOoooooooOOOOooooOOoooOOOooH!!!! This is SO SAD!!!!!

    :(

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  128. Oh, Kallista! Don't cry! I'll write as much as i can! truly, I shall!
    but, alas, I must leave for a bit. I may be able to come back for a while in 5-10 minutes, but, sadly, I'm using a hotel comp and someone else might be using it by the time I get back! I shall try to get back quickly! Truly, I SHALL!

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  129. *stares at skyril*

    *lower lip quivers*

    *gets teary eyed*

    It wont be posted by tomarrow...! But why...?

    *spotlight*

    *sad music*

    Why must the world be so cruel? Why must fanfictions not come tonight?

    *wails*

    Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy! Oh WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

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  130. *lurks in th eshadows with a frypan, waiting for Mar and Hellboy*

    >;P

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  131. *sighs*

    If you must leave skyril....

    BE BACK SOON!

    *jumps up and down*

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  132. "They're coming in fast, evasive action, now get to the guns, and we'll bring 'em down.
    So start the attack, we're in position,
    Someone cover me, I'm going in...

    So far away from here.
    I'll go to the academy next year
    That little droid's gonna cost me
    A LOT of trouble...
    There's nothing left for me here now,
    I wanna go with you!

    Just like Beggars Canyon back home,
    Shooting Womp Rats in my T-16
    It's not over yet, this is it, boys,
    Ready for anything!

    They're coming in fast, evasive action, now get to the guns, and we'll bring 'em down.
    So start the attack, we're in position,
    Someone cover me, I'm going in...

    Slow down, hang on, back there!
    Hear me now, just hold together somehow,
    We could use a good pilot, a pilot like you...
    Don't turn your back on your friends now, we're taking heavy fiiiiire!

    Just like Beggar's Canyon back home, shooting Womp Rats in my T-16,
    It's not over yet, this is it, boys,
    Ready for anything!


    They're coming in fast, evasive action, now get to the guns, and we'll bring 'em down.
    So start the attack, we're in position,
    Someone cover me, I'm going in..."

    Epic. Five hundred blogger points if you can guess what this song is based on. To actually hear it, go to YouTube and type in "Skyway Flyer: Ready For Anything Jimmy Wong Alex" and you should get it... Enjoy!

    And on that freaking awesome note, I have to go. 'pleasure talking to you all. Cya soon!

    P.S I memorized that whole song.

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  133. *looks around*

    Where'd hellboy go?

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  134. ...that was odd. I read the lyrics to that song and it matched the tune of the opening stuck in my head.

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  135. Awesome Hellboy!
    :D


    I will check it out!
    it was a pleasure chating with you!

    Bye!
    *hugs*

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  136. I'm back!
    :]
    Yaaay!
    But Farewell, Hellboy! :'[
    See you again soon, hopefully!

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  137. LOL, you guys! :P
    Y'all must be teasing me! I know my fan-fic isn't THAT good!
    But thank you, anyway :]

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  138. Hehe I'm glad I included Mar in this fan-fic. She's turning out quite fun to write about!
    Hmmm although I'd like to add some more people... and the way I was planning has changed.... hmmm perhaps I'll do THAT!
    That's a good idea, Skyril!
    ~pats self on back~

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  139. LOL MAr is a blast to write about. LOL
    I'm having fun with these other characters too.
    Octaboona
    Pyro
    Nyx
    Rosella

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  140. *tackles Skyril in a hug*

    Sorry for delay in response. Was checking out the song Hellboy wrote out above. :D

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  141. There you are! :]
    I like writing about people whom are fun to write about! :D

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  142. Lizzy said she would be around tonight but I have not seen her yet. :(

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  143. Well Ann came on the overflow blog 7 minutes ago. I commented to her, telling her we're here. Hopefully she was still on...

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  144. Aw I hope she comes on before I have to leave...

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  145. Where'd mar go?!?!
    MAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

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  146. Good job Skyril. I keep getting distracted.
    I'm glad you saw that she was on.

    I'm gearing up to write myself. I would have done so today but felt to horrible to write anything.
    The thing that is hard for me is once I start writing it is hard to stop. I hate stopping when I am on a roll. I tis a huge frustration fo rme. :P

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  147. Hehe
    ~pats self on the back again~
    :P

    I'm really sorry you were so sick :[ I hate it when y'all get sick!
    Yeah, I know what you mean, but sometimes it helps me to come here and chat for a moment whilst I think about how to write some particular something... :]

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  148. Yeah. Being on here is helpful. I will try to tell you why. It's hard to explain fully.

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  149. I'm trying to catch up! I can't participate in the conversation until I know where it is.

    Still neurotic after all these years, yeah.

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  150. What is up with the time on here? It's like half an hour off.

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  151. But the people on here have shown me a careing I have n ever gotten from anybody else. I didn't think I would ever get such kindness from anyone.
    But anyways, I can show kindness to my character now that I know a little of what it's like. Maybe not as much as I would like. I'm getting there.

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  152. lol :P
    Alright, Ann.
    Take your time... Just hurry up with it.
    LOL Joking, of course. :P

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  153. This computer is so slow! Hi, if I haven't already said it.

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  154. ANN!!!
    *leaps at her and knocks her down in a hug*
    So awesome to see you!
    :)

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  155. Aww, Kallista!
    ~hugs~
    I'm sorry you've never gotten it anywhere else, but I'm glad you're getting it here! :]

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  156. Haha! Nope, 'tis your first time, Leona! And Hello! :]

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  157. LOL I'm picturing you as somewhat of a monkey right now, Kallista. A very beautiful monkey, of course. :P

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  158. *hugs Kallista squishily* You care an amazing amount about everyone else. How could we not care about you? You're awesome. <3 Kal <3

    Hi Skyril! Hi Leona!

    I kinda caught up but Rocket Star was talking a mile a minute in my ear the whole time so I have no idea what I read. :-D

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  159. XD Hi Kallista! Hi Skyril! Hi Mom!

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  160. Okie-doke, Ann! Well, we're basically just talking about fan-fics anyway. :]

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  161. By the way, I don't know if you know, but if you log in at a blog, [as in, click the "sign in" butting at the top right] you come to this page that shows any blog you have, and all the blog you follow. Then it lists the posts of said blogs in order. :] You were talking about an un-cross-able list the other day so I wondered if you didn't know about that. :] It's become quite useful to me. :]

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  162. *reads comments*

    *blushes*

    Im fun to write about? gee, thank you~

    *waves*

    Hey ann marie! Hey leona!

    *pokes skyril*

    Oi. When is the story to be posted?

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  163. Fic! Which I'm not reading now, cause if I can't comprehend a 2 line comment, fic is beyond me. *sobs* I want my brain back!

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  164. Yeah, the dashboard is handy, but I can't cross off posts I've read, then I end up with this humongous list to scroll through and it's just as confusing.

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  165. Haha! Yes, Mar! Quite fun to write about you! :]
    LOL I don't know!! I'm writing as we speak, but there's kinda a lot I was thinking of putting in this part... although I suppose i could shorten it and do it THAT way... I don't know... we'll see :P :]

    lol, Ann! ~pats her head~ It's ok. Your brain will come to you eventually :P

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  166. @Ann
    Oh, I see. I suppose I just remember the last thing I read... 'cause I read them in order from oldest to newest usually.

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  167. What if they don't? I'll have to eat somebody else's....

    *looks around* Who has tasty brains?

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  168. Ok, I have to go again! I'm not sure if I'll be able to come back... I'll see if I can, but if I CAN it will only be for a short while.
    Farewell, my friends!
    ~hugs~
    See y'all as soon as possible! :]

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  169. I think I'm following too many people. :-P And I'll skip around. I'll read something shorter when I don't have time to read something long, then I'm out of order and don't know exactly how far back to go.

    Excuses, excuses, I know. Really it's just the brain thing. I can't concentrate at all.

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  170. And I think this would be a good time to go hang laundry before it's too dark! Yay!

    afk a bit

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  171. *Kallista zombie happily puts salt on Ann's juicy brain*






    *hides it guiltily behind her back when she sees Ann wants it back*



























    *thinks about giving it back...*

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