Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Epic Post

-IS here.

How epic is that? :D

So, first off, i'm going to start with showing some drawings.

They were all drawn by me a while back...some were done last year, and some were done aaaaaagges ago...

Lenka Sweet, I pray that you see these and comment on them.
This is a battle scene for a reeaaaally short comic I came up with. Just Boba Fett shooting the hell out of some other Mandalorins. (Boba Fett is a character from Starwars, if you don't know about him, look it up on Google images)
Second page of the comic! Um, I hope you can all see it clearly, but he throws the laser-gun he was shooting in the previous page at someone's head, unsheathes his wrist blade, slices the neck of the person behind him while the guy he threw the gun at is still falling, then shoots him, and poses and looks freaking awesome. K? :P

A-hah! Third page. Again, it's really hard to read, so... FIRST: He says "Now to get back to my ship and get the hell outta" *next pane over* "-here? Kark it!" ('kark it' is like the Starwars equivalent of saying 'f*** it') "Enemy missiles, incoming!" (those are smoke trails, btw...the missiles are not attached to the ship with ropes, lol)

I suck at drawing massive explosions...so I just wrote 'Insert massive explosion here' as a note.

Oh my gosh! I hate smudges! WHYYYY!? Top left pane has him hovering above wreckage from the explosion, saying "That's it...". Next pane, "..for that little stunt, you get a large helping of fire and death!" And then it has him firing his wrist rocket :P Bang! The next and last page is pretty stupid, so i took it out. The ship explodes, he loots some money from the dead, and says some heroic line...i forget...

A quick one-page comic, that is not related to Starwars but was meant to be set in the future. Some men, holding a trench, mercenaries with goggles, beanies and bandannas attack, and a soldier who's probably wishing he was somewhere else right now...      This is an older drawing, btw, as are the next two.

Epic Random Figure with a freaking BROAD SWORD! A Cloud (from Final Fantasy) inspired drawing.

Front-on position.

Ghost. From Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2. We had to do it for art the other week. We chose a pic, ripped it in half, and drew it as best we could. Heeeeell yeah...

AND NOW....


SOME FREAKING PICTURES!!! xD
These were taken by me (that's probably why they're so fuzzy and out of focus, lol) near my house. Emphasis on the word 'near'. 'cos I don't think I'm going to put pics of my actual street up on the net. No offense.
Notice the Gum Trees. The leave-covered sidewalk. The freaking blue sky. This, my friends, is Australia.

Further on than the last pic was taken. Y'see, I don't live in the bush, I don't live in the actual city of Adelaide, I live at the foothills of the Adelaide Hills. Which means that everything's perfect- not so much noise from traffic that I'm constantly on edge for the next semi-truck, but enough passing cars to know that i'm not km's from civilization. The suburbs, i guess some would call it. All though...it's not as neat as most suburban places i've seen...

Um...tilt your head a little...

Close to my house. Reaaaaally close.

Beautiful, isn't it? What a wonderful gum...

Seriously. Blue sky. And no clouds. FOREVER. It's actually so blue that it's kinda freaky...

Ahhhh...the good ol' scrapbook...I've had this for about three-four years now, and yes, it's probably had better days. All that's holding the cover on now is a LOT of gaffa tap. (this is the book where all these pictures are coming from)

My knife. My awesome, epic, shiny, sharp blade that I bought for twenty dollars. Which was reallly cheap. And yet, it's stronger than most $100 knives...

Looking at my hand right now...it kinda looks stupid...

This is kinda what i'd expect Sanguine to be carrying around, y'know?

Yet more drawings! This one's of a 'Raging Bull' Magnum Revolver. Sort of like the one that Skulman has, but this one's more powerful and bulky. And yeah, i realize that i drew the barrel on a slant...it wasn't intentional, let me tell you...

Kinda like a.... i dunno, 'modded' version of a revolver?

I can't rotate pics on blogger :( But this is an epic drawing i did, of a 'School' in the future. That's a Military Police Guard looking at you through a rip in the chain-link fence....and yes, those are machine guns the guards are all carrying...

THE SK12!!! I created this gun, this pistol. Pretty cool, right? It was drawn ages ago, tho...

OMG! IT'S SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! :D I drew this in class, hence the lined paper. Based off of Mortal Coil's front cover, i hope i included oodles of awesomeness here. And those are fake legs a friend drew on him...i never really got around to erasing them...

A Warzone. I drew this during another lesson, but i don't know that blogger will pick up all of the minute details...let's just hope..     Turn your head upside-down to see the rolling pastures and riverbed of the place that used to exist here...before war tore it apart.
And that's it, i guess. Enjoy your Epic Post.


Can I just ask a favor? I would really like everyone who has not already visited Lenka Sweet's blog (http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/) to go there and say something, some encouraging words. If you don't already know, Lenka is having a tough time at the moment.

Also...I was wondering if you could try and get her to come and visit here, see my blog and this Epic Post. And then leave a comment...i hope she will.




I pray she does.

134 comments:

  1. Hellboy! It sounds as if you need a BREAK!!!!!
    You are working WAY TO HARD!!!
    Here...just relax!
    *pushes Hellboy into a comfy chair and throws a blanket over him*

    Now go to sleep and I will take over!

    *sits at Hellboy's computer, glares at his computer screen, glares at the internet router, and prays to dear God that Lenka will grace them with her magnificence and leave a comment*

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  2. ....C'mon, Lenka, c'mon! You can do it! Leave a comment! Just ONE!!!
    You can say anything! Like:
    JIBBIERTY DOO!!!!
    Or
    CRIMEANY Ckickets!

    Or
    Kallista is the most beautiful goddest queen of all!!!!







    *everyone stares at Kallista with raised eyebrows*




    What? Was it something I said?
    :P

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  3. LENKA!!!!
    If you come on within the next few days and leave a comment on your blog, Hellboy's blog and My blog, (the fanfic one) then I will eat a large spoonful of wasabi!!!!
    :D

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  4. LoL Arighty, then, Hellboy! Looking forward to the weekend even more! :]

    ~gives Hellboy a message for 5 minutes of his free time~

    :P

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  5. *stares at hellboy*

    *hellboy squirms under gaze*

    You didnt say anything about the fanfic. What about the fanfic? Is it done? When will it be posted?

    *holds frypan at ready*

    Im not afraid to use this, and i wont be guilty if your a big mushy pile of hellboy...!

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  6. *frypan police come and arrest Mar and take her away for threatening a writing genius*






















    *one of the police persons is a very beautiful girl and looks strangely like Kallista*
    ;P

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  7. *screams*

    *shoves frypan in hellboy's hand*

    HE WAS THE ONE! HE DID IT!

    *hellboy stares there looking confused*

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  8. *screams back* Argh! It was Mar, not me!

    How I'm thinking it will go is that you will be apart of my fanfic, for one, maybe two parts. Possibly a mention at the end, I don't know. The whole point is that when I started the fanfic all those months ago, I had a set list of people that I was going to include. The list didn't change, you see, because I already had a good deal of people in it, and I basically knew exactly what was going to happen with those people.

    But with the beginning of the second part of the fanfic (there's two parts, six episodes in each), I realized that they I could include some more people into it, if only briefly. Trust me, this story shall be epic...


    Cya all (I gtg to school!)

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  9. *screams*

    HELLBOY TAKE ME WITH YOU! PHYSICALLY BEING AT SCHOOL IS BETTER THEN HOMEWORK!

    *sprints after hellboy*

    I WONT GIVE UP!

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  10. *police chase crazily after Mar*


    HEY!!! YOU! With the frypan! GET BACK HERE!!!
    >:O

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  11. *runs after hellboy's bus screaming like a lunatic*

    YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME POLICE!

    *police chase after moi*

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  12. *Police chief Kallista speaking to other police men*
    Suspect moving southbound on foot. Armed with a frypan and extremeley dangerous. Approach with extreem caustion!





    *chases Mar down the alley way, police lights flashing in the background*





    *Mar comes to a wall and is trapped*











    It's time to give up Mar! Put down the frypan slowly and turn yourself in!

    >:D

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  13. *slowly grins*

    Hah! You think a dead end will trap me?! You think wrong!

    *shifts wings*

    See ya later!

    *flies away*

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  14. *bashes Hellboy's computer with a large brick* That i'll help! :D
    I really am sorry for adding more to your workload, but i can't do it all by myself

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  15. *lasso's Mar by the ankles and gets dragged through the skies screaming crazily*

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  16. *zig zags in the sky*

    *starts to screach defenitions*

    ZIG! A WORD THAT COMES AFTER ZAG!

    ZAG! A WORD THAT COMES AFTER ZIG!

    BUTTHEAD! ONE WHO CAN SNORT HOTDOGS THROUGH ONES NOSE!

    JABBERWOCKY! THE LANGUAGE OF JABBA THE HUT!

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  17. *gets yanked violently threw the sky and hits every telephone there is and every corner of tall buildings*


    DOH!

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  18. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!!!!



    I'm still stuck in a tree! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    *dangles weirdly from the tree where she hangs from her back belt loop*

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  19. *screams crazily as the branch holding her up breaks and she goes crashing down below*


    *lands hard at his feet and looks up at him*

    Oi! That's gonna leave a mark!


    Got to go to bed now Hellboy! Have a good afternoon/evening/night!
    :D

    Goodnight!

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  20. Epic ramblings!


    *pulls out machine gun turret to shoot Mar out of the sky* Mwahahaha!!


    *throws icepack over at Kal* there ya go!

    It's ok, Lizzy! It helps, really. If I only had one thingto do, i'd procrastinate until there was no more time to do it.
    I'm kinda looking forward to it, anyway. It'll be good to actually be helping, lol...

    *fires machine gun crazily* MWAHAHAHA!!!

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  21. *screams*

    *fallls down onto hellboy*

    *sends hellboy sprawling*

    *sits on hellboy*

    Heh.

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  22. *struggles to breath*

    Mir, you're sitting on my chest! My ribs hur-

    Oh, wait...wrong blog :P

    *goes to school, Mar dragging along behind him, attached to one of his legs*

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  23. Mir? WHERES MIR?!?! WHERE IS SHE?!?!?

    MIR! WHY WERENT YOU AT SCHOOL TODAY?!?! WHYYYYYYY!

    *sobs*

    *remembers to cling to hellboy's leg tightly*

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  24. >:D

    *lurks in the shadows and watches as Hellboy approaches*




























    *as he passes by she innocently whistles and sticks out a foot, tripping him*
















































    *catches him as he falls so he won't get hurt and sits him dow, grabs Mar and gets her in a headlock*













































    *gives her a noogie then handcuffs her and arrests her for illegal use of a frypan and having no permit*

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  25. *puts her in th esquad car then taps the back of the car*
    Take her away boys!



    *squad car takes off and Kallista watches for a few moments, satisfied of a job well done*































    *suddenly remembers sqad car was her ride home*































    :O




































    *dashes off madly, chasing the squad car and screaming crazily, while waving her arms wildly in the air*


    Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! WAIT FOR ME!!!!

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  26. :D *stands up, pulls out grappling gun*


    *fires it after the squad car*



    *pulls Kal along*







    *squad car speeds up*

    Ah, hell...

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  27. HEEEEEY! YOUR A LIAR! I DO HAVE A PERMIT!

    *holds out permit*

    *police nod*

    *police stop car*

    *me steps out*

    *sits on curb to read the epic post*

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  28. *gapes at sanguine razor*

    OMYGAWD! ITS THE RAZOR!

    *stares at modern warfare picture*

    OHMYGAWD! I HOPE YOU HAND A GOOD ART TEACHER! Unlile mine laat year...she wanted be to add more detail to TREES. freakin TREES!

    IF YOUR READING THIS TEACHER (probably not), MANGA EYES ARE VALUABLE! AND MAYBE ME AND MIR DREW THEM BECAUSE YOUR SELF TUTORIAL ON THE REAL EYES SUCKED!

    *stares at blue sky*

    OMYGAWD! ITS SO BLUE'!

    *stares*

    *starts to sizzle from lack of clouds*

    Its ALWAYS cloudy where i live...we take a vacation to someplace warm and sunny for a week, we get Nnoyed by the sun and complain...its a odd way to live, really...

    *sprints away*

    NOW I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL!

    *stares at ihome blink out*

    ...eh?

    *looks around*

    ...is the power out?

    *ihome blinks on*

    *backs away slowly*

    ...im going to g-

    *runs away screaming*

    ITS THE GHOST! HES TAKEN CONTROL OF THE IHOME TOO! ALONG WITH THE GARAGE DOORS! NOOOOOOO!

    *trips*

    *falls on face*

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  29. Hellboy, I've looked at Lenka's blog and come to conclude that she is an insainly good writer. And she's really kind.

    And she likes kit kats (YUM!).

    I'll go too and leave a commemt.

    You know, after im done running for my life from the ghost.

    *sprints away*

    *drags hellboy after me*

    *screams*

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  30. :D Glad you liked it, Mar!

    And i'm thankful that you're headed off to Lenka's blog.


    Lol it's funny about those trees...it just so happens that we're drawing trees with faces right now...i've only completed one, but i've got two more to do. When i'm allowed to take it home, i'll try and take a photo or scan it in for you all.


    ARGH! BEFUDDLEMENT! My mind just blanked out for a second...i swear i was going to say something else! Like...fried ugboots and...mi-goreng...

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  31. Wow Helloby, that is actually pretty epic.

    Australia looks reaallllyyyy ppppuuurrrtyyyyy!

    but i couldn't handle the heat. t'is a little hot today and i am almost dying!




    Also....WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A WEAPON BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!??????


    Stupid english laws...

    Sherlock: You should use your mind as a weapon Skylara.

    Skylara: I WANT A SWORD INSTEAD!!!!!!

    Sherlock: Your mind could be as sharp as a sword.

    Skylara: *growls* Can you throw a mind?

    Sherlock: Well, actually...

    Skylara: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

    I liked the drawings as well as the knife hellboy, especially the one of the giant broad sword.


    EPIC POST!


    ...but I still want a weapon...*pouts*

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  32. did i just spell your name helloby?

    lol thats like hello and bye in one word!

    HELLOBY! teehee!

    sorry, i meant hellboy!

    helloby...teehee!

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  33. *jaw drops to floor*

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!
    Your artwork is EPICA! I MEAN IT'S TOTALLY AMAZINGLY EPICA!!!!!
    OHMYGOSH! You have SO MUCH FRICKEN TALENT!!! NOT FAIR! GIVE ME SOME!!!

    *starts wrestleing Hellboy for some of his talent*

    GAH!


    And you have an AWESOME KNIFE!!!!

    *seeths with envy and says in a wicked low voice*

    i want it!


    HELLBOY! Your hand is EPIC! Not stupid looking. With that hand many a thrilling and exciting story has been written, many great works of art have been created, and many encouraging messages have been given to friends!
    You have wonderful hands! Heck! All of you is pretty epic! :D

    And those pics of where you live...in one word...































































    BREATHTAKING!!!!

    I am one who loves nature and you live in a place of great beauty!
    Thanks for sharing such AWESOME EPICNESS, Hellboy!
    XDDDD
    *hugs*

    Now! I'm off to Lenka's to remind her to come!

    ...and Away I GOOOOOOOOOOO!


    *leaps up and flies away*

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  34. AMAZING HELLBOY! AUSTRAILIA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL! I WOULD LIKE TO USE YOUR GUN ON BLACK OPS LOL. And I LOVE your Modern Warfare 2 picture. That is epic! Awesome artwork my friend. I like the comics with Bobba Fett. He got eaten by a giant plant in the film hehehe :P Jango Fett is much better and looks much cooler :)

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  35. Australia LOOKS beautiful...
    *adds it to her list of places she wants to go to*

    *decides to do something similar, just to show them a bit of Germany*

    *waits for more fanfic*

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  36. I'M GOING INSANE HELLBOY!!!
    My last comment didn't even make SENSE!!!! :P

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  37. *peeks in Hellboy's blog to see if Lenka has come by*

    :D

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  38. *listens to radio*

    *snorts*

    Har harr!

    *blinks*

    *jumps up*

    KALLISTA! THEY SAID SOMETHING ABOUT MICHIGAN! NORTH ROYALTON!

    HAHAHAHA! I FEEL INFORMED!

    HEEEEEE~!

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  39. HELLBOY!!!




    *lasso's him and drags him into Blogland*


    So! What's up my friend?

    *sighs*

    I'm watching the Wedding Planner with my parents.
    :/
    Would love to watch an alien movie or one with ninjas.

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  40. Um....can...can someone tell me...the link to Lenka's blog...? I seem to have...mis...misplaced...my link...

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  41. http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/

    TA-DAAAA



    I present to you the link to Lenka's blog!
    :D

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  42. Hellboy! I present to you this Golden Loofah trophy in honor of haveing the most epic post of the month.
    *all the smurfs and oompa lumpas applaude as Kallista bows before Hellboy and hands him the gleaming trophy*

























    *Mar flitters about taking pics of the great event*

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  43. Ah. I left a comment on Lenka's latest post.

    And...i swore in it. I dont usually swear. Like, never...

    *everyone gasps*

    IM NOT GONNA SWEAR AGAIN!

    ...at least, not where it can be tracked...!

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  44. *jaw drops and Kallista gulps with great difficulty*

    You....you...you swore?


    *looks around scared*


    Is the world coming to an end?

    :P


    LOL MAr. I think you can be forgiven.

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  45. Im just not...the kind to swear. Its new feeling...

    *headtilt*

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  46. Heh. Alright.

    Peace out homma g!

    *walks away humming a random song from the radio*

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  47. Awwww....you can't stay Mar?
    :(

    I hope I can chat with you tomorrow.

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  48. HELLBOY!HELLBOY!HELLBOY!HELLBOY!HELLBOY!!!!!

    *screams crazily and runs around in tiny circles*




    *trips and falls down a steep hill*
























    *a big splash can be heard a moment later*

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  49. MY FRIEND! Hellboy! Hi! How are things on the other side of the world?
    :D

    I have NEWS for YOU!

    Lizzy posted again.

    http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2011/04/fear-re-written-fear-saga-7.html


    And our other good friend Mar has posted again too!
    :D


    http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/my-time-travling-chibi-demon-wing.html

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  50. :D Thankyou! Sorry for not being on recently, my internet is really not working well right now :(

    Which reminds me! Jaffa hasn't posted recently because of the same reason. She can only use the internet at school, but the blogs have been blocked. She can, however, use her email, and that's how she's been talking to me.

    So, hopefully she'll be back on soon.

    G'night all!

    I'm off to watch more Firefly...

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  51. *screams*

    Oh THANK you Hellboy for sharing that about Jaffa. I've been so WORRIED!!!!

    *hugs him*

    :D

    Flo's back! Hopefully for good. Still working on Lenka.
    :D
    I have faith.

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  52. *wobbles back*

    I was...just at a sleepover. I brought my ipod, plotting to tap into the wifi when my friend fell asleep, but...i didnt get a signal...

    *blinks*

    Anybody tired? Im sore. I started fencing class yesterday, with Thalia...then i jumped on a trampoline for two hours...and ran a block and back to get ice cream...

    ...the ice cream was really good.

    Im going to go an be lazy now and watch tv...byeeeeee~

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  53. No. You are not lazy Mar. You are relaxing. t's ok to do that after a hard days work! Good job on the beginning fencing classes. I'm glad you and Thalia are doing that together.
    :D

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  54. :D Flo's back! Cool!

    I'll go visiting blogs when I get home in seven hours time.

    Wish I had a trampoline like you, Mar. It would probably provide heaps of inspiration.

    Talk to u all soon!

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  55. Awww....you mean I won't be able to....*sobs*....chat with you?

    *snif snif*


    :P

    Alright Hellboy. I will try to leave acomment on here on here again and let you know of the recent postings to make it easier for you!
    :)
    Have fun where every you are going!
    Right now we are getting our 2nd thunderstorm! I LOVE THUNDERSTORMS!
    :D

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  56. Lizzy's Post!
    :D
    http://theeightgreatimmortals.blogspot.com/2011/04/yay-short-comic.html


    Aquila's post!
    :D
    http://aquilafelis.blogspot.com/2011/04/germany.html


    Mar's post!
    :D
    http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/sp-fic-red-shoes-magic-prolouge.html

    Nicolette's post!
    :D

    http://stories-of-the-super-natural.blogspot.com/2011/04/nicolette-croga-origins.html

    Another post by Mar! :D

    http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/sp-fic-red-shoes-magic-part-one.html

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  57. OI! I can't keep up with MAr!
    LOL here's another link to her latest.

    http://mar-chusbloginblogland.blogspot.com/2011/04/sp-fic-red-shoes-magic-part-two.html

    You are going to have some good reading tonight!
    :D

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  58. Ah, no, its not MY trampoline. Its a friends. I was sleeping at her house.

    ...did i say that already?

    Well, its her neighbors, but we use it anyway.

    Then i slept on the floor. That was a MISTAKE!

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  59. Wao...my eye just twitched.

    Heh. Time to go and write more storieeees!

    *walks away humming vampire waltz*

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  60. LOL! Mar, you write too fast! I can't...keep...up!

    A friend accidentally hit his hat into my eye today. No joke. He whipped it around suddenly and it hit the white part of my eye, which...well, it hurt... A LOT.

    HURRAH FOR THUNDERSTORMS! 'tis fighting weather!

    On my way to Flo's...then Mar's...then Lizzy's...then Aquila's...AND THEN Nicolettes! Woah, you're right Kal...i'll see you all in three days time, this is going to take forever! :P

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  61. Well now, the weather tomorrow is looking good. Sunny, with a slight chance of rain later in the afternoon. In the evening, in will be PERFECT weather for a flight from Adelaide to Sydney, especially if any awesome individuals with the name HELLBOY will be attending :D

    That's right, people of Dereksville Blogsland, as of a last minute descision with my parents, my holidays are going to end a couple of days early, as I'll be heading off to visit my cousins in Sydney for six days :] it's going to be awesome...

    I will be back probably Monday night, or Sunday for most of you.

    Cya soon!

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  62. *screams*

    DOOOOOONT GOOOOO HEEEEEEEELLLBBBOOOOOOOYYYYY!

    *runs around screaming*

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  63. *eyes glint*

    I promise you...if you leave....ILL POST MANY MANY MANY WRITING POSTS! HEHEHEHEHEHE!

    I PROMISE YOU I WILL!

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  64. I just had this dream where I was with some friends exploring this place tat was deep n our woods. It was this old abbandoned house that sat on top of this large hill.
    Then I saw lots of bones through a large broken peice of the foundation, into the basement.
    Some bones where human.
    Then I noticed a large snakeskin that was shed by some nearby trees.
    My feelings of danger kept growing throughout all this.
    I tried to get my friends to come back and leave., I wanted to let someone in authorityu to know and heck it out. (cause I'm a coward)
    Well, all of a sudden this MASSIVE snake comes bursting out through a window and starts to chase us. I have a head start. More then what my friends have. I think we all make it. Next thing I know...(and it gets really bizzare)
    All these people now know of the snake and are going to hunt it down. But they have brought all the wives and daughters. They are actually having a picnic around the house! (it's a dream I had OK. What! You excpected something NORMAL?)
    Well, I'm there trying to get people to leave and no one is listening to me. I'm thinking. OK The giant snake is here but must be sleeping or something. I know in my gut I don't have much time. I have to get the people to leave!
    I move around the corner and see that the woman have put all thier babies together in highchairs on the pourch of the house near the kitchens.
    That's when I go really berserk. I'm like, are you KIDDING ME!?!?!?
    BABIES!?!?!? (again in my dreams I always seem to be trying to rescue babies or animals or babie animals) :P
    Now I'm franticly running around trying to get the laughing gossiping mothers to come and GET THEIR BABIES NOW!! I'm trying to move the babies and thier highchairs myself.
    Then I somehow know that the serpent is moving down below, very slowly. I see some of the moms are snapping out of it and some others are finally listening to me.
    The snake comes up to the top of the hill and I go to distract it. Then.....










































































    I wake up! I'm still worried about the babies though.
    *looks grumpily away*

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  65. *watches kallista with great interest*

    *eats notecard*

    I write one vampire thing, and its come down to cannibalisn with the notecard...it was alive, you know....

    *munch munch*

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  66. *snorts*

    Let me replay this scene.

    Mom: are you done with homework?

    Me: im actually...i am eating a notecard.

    Mom: okay....what BWHAT?!


    Ah. FUNNNNNN~

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  67. LOL MAr.
    By the way Hellboy...How is your eye today.
    Sounds painful what happened to you. :/

    MAr has another post and so do I. :)
    Mine is just a short piece I wrote for another blogger for a contest he set up.

    http://kallistapendragon.blogspot.com/2011/04/night-sounds-drifted-through-open.html

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  68. Amazing drawings Hellboy.
    Wow, your part of Aus is actually quite similar to where I am :P
    Email me! :)

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  69. My last post and then I can't anymore, not until Monday.

    Goodbye all, my eye is great Kal, you're a funny one Mar, and Jaffa, I might be able to email you! I gtg!

    I love you all! You're freaking awesome! TALK TO YOU SOON :D

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  70. WOW!!!!

    Truly an epic post.

    Australia looks so fantabulous

    Enjoy Sydney!

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  71. *runs after hellboy like a maniac*

    HELLLBBBBBOOOOOOYYYYYYYYY!

    *throws pretzel at his head*

    THATS FOR THE TRIP!

    *walks away satisfied*

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  72. Wait- EMAIL MEE HELLBOY! EMAIL MEEE!

    Mamsk@gmail.com

    ...be aware that those are just random letters I typed in.

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  73. Sorry it's taken me so long to come here! I've been wanting to look at it for ages, and have only just gotten around to it!

    This awesome! I love so many of your drawings! I didn't know you are an artist! There' fantastic! That Warfare is especially amazing! I'm in awe!

    I like the gum trees. They're beautiful. The blue skies, on the other hand...
    ~shivers in nice, dark, rainy corner~
    :P

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  74. *They're not there'
    And *Warfare one not just Warfare
    xD

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  75. And your knife is AWESOME! I'd love a knife like that! Especially since I lost mine...

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  76. By the way, a question for you, do you have any friends not online that know about your username and some of us? It's not really important, just wondering. :]

    By the way, thanks for being my friend. :] Don't know what'd I'd do without you guys.

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  77. Oh yeah, and you wouldn't happen to actually have a gun, would you?

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  78. :P
    Have you read that quiz on Jaffa's blog? It's a cool quiz. I filled it out a little bit ago. :]
    What would you name YOU'RE first kid? Boy or girl? And what does the 4th line of the 81st page of the book closest to you say? :]

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  79. LOL I just realized I asked you what you would name your kid xD
    I was just curious because I was thinking about names I like. :]

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  80. Probably... Hellboy 2.... :P jkes


    Yes, that's right, while my awesome cousin from Sydney is fixing up some cars for a match of gran turismo 5, I have aquired the internet password! Yes!

    Hmm... No, I don't have a gun. If I did have a pistol, however, I'm sure it would be a Colt .45 M1911. Because it's damn awesome...or a Glock...

    A couple of my friends know. They don't really care much for it, however... They just...aren't blogger types.

    The flight was awesome. First plane trip I've had for about three years.
    Louis flew over with me, so that's awesome too. And I got window seat :D that way I could be the first to see the gremlins rip apart the engines...

    When we were pullin into Sydney, (it was 10:00pm, so I could only see giant expanses of black which I guessed were the sea, and then large clusters of lights where land was) I noticed that I could actually see the cars moving. I thought to my self, hey, we're like, only 200 metres up...and I don't see an airport...
    Then we were over the sea, and I could make out the waves really clearly, and by this time I swore that there was no land in sigh now... :/ we had dropped to 100 metres now...
    I told Louis, and when I looked back, we were about twenty metres up. I was hell scared, lol...

    And then, of course, the ground rushed into view and we touched down, straight onto the runway that was just next to the sea.


    Gtg now.. I'll talk soon!

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  81. Oh I didn't know you went on a trip! That's cool!
    That landing sounds nerve-wracking! I think I'd have prepared for a big splash!

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  82. I've only been on a plane once, actually, and it was when I was too young to remember lol.

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  83. Australians know about Spiderman, right?
    Listen to this :]

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQJg5fP0U8

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  84. *looks at hellboy*

    ...do you think im a lunatic...?

    *eyes bore into hellboy*

    Wellll...?

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  85. Huh. I travel on a plane at least once nearly every year.

    I've been doin it since i was a kiddo!

    ...like, not even a year old...

    Whenever we always fly to my grandparents, theres with weird swampy land that we always fly over before we land in the airport. In the dark, i just kinds have learned to reconize the blobs of darkness...

    Its quite interesting actually.

    This year i spent an hour looking out the window at the different blobs of lights and color and continued to ask my mom-

    Whats that?
    Is that alabama?
    Are we in the state yet?
    Is that a marshmellow?
    Thats a big city!
    How big do you think the city is?
    Is it as big as new york?
    When will i get my sprite?
    I want sprite.
    That IS. A marshellow!
    Hey, wats dad playing?
    He was the laptop!
    I cant reach thr mac...
    Hes playing plants verses zombies?
    Poor gerald...
    YESSS! SPRITE!

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  86. http://kallistapendragon.blogspot.com/2011/04/night-sounds-drifted-through-open.html

    For when you have the time Hellboy. Hope you and your family are having fun.

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  87. Hey my friend Hellboy. I usually leave lots of wierd things on your post and all. I'm not going to be around fo rth enext three days so did not want you to think I've forgotten about you or anything like that. (as if that could ever happen) :P

    Anyhow, I hope you are having a good time. I'll be back Monday which I think Iis your Tuesday.
    :D
    See you soon!
    *salutes Hellboy and dashes madly off*

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  88. Cya Kal! I'll probably be completely back from Syd by then too.

    No Mar, I do not think your a lunatic. Just as much as I don't think that about the rest of the bloggers. Because we are a pretty weird brand of people...

    ...awesome, yes, but definitely weird....


    Gtg, too tired to write props. Talk soon!

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  89. *flops on the ground*

    Were a brand...










    ...COOL!

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  90. *high fives Mar*
    YEAH! I Always wanted to be a brand!


    *stands proudly in a nobel pose*
























    *gets trampled on by a stampede of rhinos*

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  91. Email me if you get a chance Hellboy!

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  92. do you think you could sign this petition?

    http://evilminionplans.blogspot.com/2011/04/petition.html

    It's so we can get together a gathering of Skulduggery-related fun :)

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  93. Sorry for not commenting in ages, it's been pretty busy in Syd.

    As for the petition, I signed it. As for flopping onto the ground and getting trampled by rhinos... You two just try not to ge hurt much, k? :P

    Jaffa, it's really hard to write you a reply email atm, but I will the moment I get home. It's just that every second I'm doing something else in Syd with my cousins. For instance, I have to leave to catch a ferry across te harbor in twent minutes, and I just woke up. I will email you in three days time, when the trip is over.

    Cya all!

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  94. *salutes helboy*

    'kay!

    *band of rhinos come and trample moi*

    *frenzied screams*

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  95. *with her trusty skates on, Kallista ropes a stampeding rhino and gets pulled behind, waving her cowboy with one hand and holding onto the rope with the other, a hollering and whooping away*




    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!

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  96. *stomps into Hellboys blog already have gone into a rage and turning into the incredible hulk*



    *sulks in the corner of his room darting angry glances his way every so often*




















    *several big green tears come out of her eyes and she pouts to herself*



    Hellboy went to Mar's blog but didn't go to mine. Even when I posted links.





    *sighs and slinks off no longer favored in Hellboy's glorious eyes*

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  97. Sorry Kal! Just your luck that I was planning on writing a minific with your OC in it. Y'see, we visited this awesome place in Sydney called Deus Ex Machina, which is a motorbike shop. While there, my mind started to form an idea, a chase, possibly. And isn't it lucky that your character owns a motorbike, eh? :P I shall begin writing soon; it will most likely be longer than that peice
    I did on Israel getting drunk. Maybe a lot longer.

    Sydney was awesome. I got home a couple of hours ago, said hi to my car, walked straight past the other animate objects in my house and grabbed my knife, which I proceeded to whisper apologies as to why I could not bring it past customs... Oh yeah, and then I said hi to my family, and that was when I found out that my brother in law had given Louis and I his old PS2. :/ with one controller and a bunch of games that were made ten years ago....hmmm.....

    There are some classics, though, like Tekken, and Black. Well, I'll tackle that console tomorrow. Right now all I want is sleep, and lots of it.

    G'night all!

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  98. *hugs Hellboy*
    Welcome back my friend!
    No worries, Hellboy. Not really sad. I know you have been super busy.
    Deus Ex Machina sounds AWESOME!!! It's amazing where we can find inspiration isnt it!
    I can't WAIT to read your minific! XDDDDD

    I challenges Octa to a wrestling duel! Green vrs purple! He accepted. I was going to fight as the Incredible Hulk but Dragona did not like that. I'll think of something though.
    Have not set a place or time yet. Octa won't be around till Thursday. Friday, your time. :)
    But I will keep you posted!
    *hgh fives Hellboy*
    Talk to you soon!
    XDDDD

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  99. Welcome back Hellboy!

    *get all serious*

    *leans in*

    *whispers*

    Now, do you think I couldget a FRYPAN past customs? Hmmmmm?

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  100. HELLBOY!!!!
    *leasp at him and puts him in a headlock, happily gives him a noogie*
    Thanks for reading my story!
    :D


    one more link then I promise I won't bother you for a while!
    :P

    http://lionesscharm.blogspot.com/2011/04/random-quiz.html

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  101. It's snowing big flyffy snowflacks right now. VEry pretty. It's coming down all soft and pretty. But I'm still sad. I really am eager for the nice warm balmy days where the sun warms me up and the air smells sweet and fresh.
    So longing for those days. They inspire me.
    :)

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  102. Umm...any spelling errors are not my fault.
    *looks around shiftily, hopeing Hellboy believes her*

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  103. LEO IS BACK!!!! WHOOOPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!

    *does carlwheels all over Hellboy's room*











    *crashes into his comic books*

    Oops! My bad!

    Leo has written another chapter!
    :D

    http://squigglesfanfiction.blogspot.com/2011/04/skul-fan-fiction-22.html


    Lizzy has another one out too!

    http://squigglesfanfiction.blogspot.com/2011/04/skul-fan-fiction-22.html

    YAY!!!
    HAPPY READING!!!

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  104. Well, SHE IS!

    Her old blogs are deleted. Here is her new one.

    http://mylifesucksalli.blogspot.com/2011/04/monday-18th-april-new-week-new-start.html

    Almost forgot. Skyril has another chapter up! It's another fun one with YOU in it! :D

    http://loonyskyril.blogspot.com/2011/04/fan-fiction-part-four.html

    HAve a great day Hellboy!

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  105. Hey, Hellboy!
    Sorry I haven't been around here lately!
    Well hello! :]
    How are you?
    How's Australia? :]

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  106. Thankyou Kal! But when is your great fanfic going to be up? I miss it.

    Aus is great, Skyril! Kind of boring at the moment though... I wish your fanfic would come true today -__-

    If there are any typos in this message, it's because I've got the hiccups. Any remedies?

    I'm off to Flo's and Leo's blogs now. Talk soon!

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  107. lol at least you not in mortal danger, Hellboy :P :]

    Hiccups... Try breathing calmly, deeply, and as normally as possible for a few moments. That helps me sometimes. :]

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  108. And thank you for your comment! :D

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  109. YAY!!! HELLBOY IS AROUND!!!!!!!
    *leaps at him and knocks him over in a hug*

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  110. Last night i had a dream i was a vampire. My dad was too. I think either-

    A.) I ate someone.

    B.) my dad ate someone.

    C.) Dusk ate someome.

    Or,

    D.) me and my dad ate dusk AND someone else.

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  111. LOL Kallista, I'm sure getting eaten, even if it was in a dream, would not be fun!

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  112. ~wonders if Hellboy would like the video game Beyond Good and Evil~

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  113. Oh, by the way, I've posted another something on my blog. It's sort of a... well it's explained in the post :P

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  114. I actually posted it, being convinced by Lizzy to do so, a few moments after you commented on my fan-fic lol!

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  115. I'm finding Mar/Thalia/Mir's fan0fiction quite interesting! I might watch this anime.... Even if it is girly :P
    I could use a girly anime once in a while, right?
    Maybe?
    Probably not?
    Hmmmm...

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  116. Well, Hellboy, good-afternoon to ya! I have to go.
    Till next time! :]

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  117. *lurks in the shadows of Hellboy's blog, looking shiftily about while planing on taking over all the blogs and world domination*


    >:D

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  118. *mutters to herself as she looks at her lists of blogs to conquer*

    Right....Hellboy's 1st!
    >:D



    *sets up elaborate traps all over with banana guns set to go off the moment Hellboy walks into his room*




















    *takes his comic book collection hostage*


    Alright Hellboy! I'm taking over your blog!
    BWAAHAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAA-AH-AHCK!!!!....*cough! cough! WEEEEEEEEEEZE*


    Give it up or your comic book collection gets it!
    >:D

    REG

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  119. Australia is so pretty... O_O

    I'm definitely going to Australia one day. C':

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