Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The Epic Post

-IS here.

How epic is that? :D

So, first off, i'm going to start with showing some drawings.

They were all drawn by me a while back...some were done last year, and some were done aaaaaagges ago...

Lenka Sweet, I pray that you see these and comment on them.
This is a battle scene for a reeaaaally short comic I came up with. Just Boba Fett shooting the hell out of some other Mandalorins. (Boba Fett is a character from Starwars, if you don't know about him, look it up on Google images)
Second page of the comic! Um, I hope you can all see it clearly, but he throws the laser-gun he was shooting in the previous page at someone's head, unsheathes his wrist blade, slices the neck of the person behind him while the guy he threw the gun at is still falling, then shoots him, and poses and looks freaking awesome. K? :P

A-hah! Third page. Again, it's really hard to read, so... FIRST: He says "Now to get back to my ship and get the hell outta" *next pane over* "-here? Kark it!" ('kark it' is like the Starwars equivalent of saying 'f*** it') "Enemy missiles, incoming!" (those are smoke trails, btw...the missiles are not attached to the ship with ropes, lol)

I suck at drawing massive explosions...so I just wrote 'Insert massive explosion here' as a note.

Oh my gosh! I hate smudges! WHYYYY!? Top left pane has him hovering above wreckage from the explosion, saying "That's it...". Next pane, "..for that little stunt, you get a large helping of fire and death!" And then it has him firing his wrist rocket :P Bang! The next and last page is pretty stupid, so i took it out. The ship explodes, he loots some money from the dead, and says some heroic line...i forget...

A quick one-page comic, that is not related to Starwars but was meant to be set in the future. Some men, holding a trench, mercenaries with goggles, beanies and bandannas attack, and a soldier who's probably wishing he was somewhere else right now...      This is an older drawing, btw, as are the next two.

Epic Random Figure with a freaking BROAD SWORD! A Cloud (from Final Fantasy) inspired drawing.

Front-on position.

Ghost. From Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2. We had to do it for art the other week. We chose a pic, ripped it in half, and drew it as best we could. Heeeeell yeah...

AND NOW....


SOME FREAKING PICTURES!!! xD
These were taken by me (that's probably why they're so fuzzy and out of focus, lol) near my house. Emphasis on the word 'near'. 'cos I don't think I'm going to put pics of my actual street up on the net. No offense.
Notice the Gum Trees. The leave-covered sidewalk. The freaking blue sky. This, my friends, is Australia.

Further on than the last pic was taken. Y'see, I don't live in the bush, I don't live in the actual city of Adelaide, I live at the foothills of the Adelaide Hills. Which means that everything's perfect- not so much noise from traffic that I'm constantly on edge for the next semi-truck, but enough passing cars to know that i'm not km's from civilization. The suburbs, i guess some would call it. All though...it's not as neat as most suburban places i've seen...

Um...tilt your head a little...

Close to my house. Reaaaaally close.

Beautiful, isn't it? What a wonderful gum...

Seriously. Blue sky. And no clouds. FOREVER. It's actually so blue that it's kinda freaky...

Ahhhh...the good ol' scrapbook...I've had this for about three-four years now, and yes, it's probably had better days. All that's holding the cover on now is a LOT of gaffa tap. (this is the book where all these pictures are coming from)

My knife. My awesome, epic, shiny, sharp blade that I bought for twenty dollars. Which was reallly cheap. And yet, it's stronger than most $100 knives...

Looking at my hand right now...it kinda looks stupid...

This is kinda what i'd expect Sanguine to be carrying around, y'know?

Yet more drawings! This one's of a 'Raging Bull' Magnum Revolver. Sort of like the one that Skulman has, but this one's more powerful and bulky. And yeah, i realize that i drew the barrel on a slant...it wasn't intentional, let me tell you...

Kinda like a.... i dunno, 'modded' version of a revolver?

I can't rotate pics on blogger :( But this is an epic drawing i did, of a 'School' in the future. That's a Military Police Guard looking at you through a rip in the chain-link fence....and yes, those are machine guns the guards are all carrying...

THE SK12!!! I created this gun, this pistol. Pretty cool, right? It was drawn ages ago, tho...

OMG! IT'S SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT! :D I drew this in class, hence the lined paper. Based off of Mortal Coil's front cover, i hope i included oodles of awesomeness here. And those are fake legs a friend drew on him...i never really got around to erasing them...

A Warzone. I drew this during another lesson, but i don't know that blogger will pick up all of the minute details...let's just hope..     Turn your head upside-down to see the rolling pastures and riverbed of the place that used to exist here...before war tore it apart.
And that's it, i guess. Enjoy your Epic Post.


Can I just ask a favor? I would really like everyone who has not already visited Lenka Sweet's blog (http://lenkasweet.blogspot.com/) to go there and say something, some encouraging words. If you don't already know, Lenka is having a tough time at the moment.

Also...I was wondering if you could try and get her to come and visit here, see my blog and this Epic Post. And then leave a comment...i hope she will.




I pray she does.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Hell Freakin' Yeah.




Sarthacus Bolt glared through the tiny pair of binoculars handed to him from Israel when the metal box had been opened. As they were driving the last kilometre to Israel's house, Elysium Asylum, Israel had told them all the contents of the box. Sarthacus was hoping for a machine gun, or a rocket launcher. But no. Sarthacus Bolt was given a small pair of binoculars so he could 'survey the opposition', as Israel put it. Sarthacus had grumbled and said that Skylara or Aquila could have flown over and done it, but Israel said that they had another part in the plan he was concocting.
And so, through the small glass eyes of the device, Sarthacus looked on towards Elysium Asylum, where the medium-sized walls were now guarded by Cleavers. Through the windows, he could see lights being flicked on as Sanctuary agents searched and then arrested the residents and friends of Israel. They were being herded to a semi truck parked in the roundabout driveway.
Sarthacus' gaze settled on the flowers in the roundabout; they were the deepest black. He frowned. The flowers were never black. Not unless...no, he could see no-one dead. But then...why were they...?
A hand-held radio strapped to his shoulder squawked to life, making him flinch in the ditch he was lying in, four hundred metres from the manor's walls. He had forgotten how the dark night could silence sounds.
The radio squawked again and this time he picked it up, held down the button, and spoke gruffly into the receiver. "You know, you don't have to keep checking up on me. It's not like I'm going to go anywhere."
On the other end, Aquila chuckled quietly before answering. "Stop whining. You're our 'eye in the sky'. Or rather, 'eye on the ground in a smelly foxhole'." Another laugh.
"Whatever." Sarthacus peered through the binoculars again, just making out the dark shapes of Israel and his group at the wall, crouching in the shadows.
There was a crackle on the speaker as someone else radioed in. "Cut the chatter, guys." It was Darkane. "So, what's the plan?" she continued.
"Alright," said Israel, and there was a crackly sigh through the speakers on everyone's radios. "This is what we're going to do..."

Skylara Wolfbane watched with eagle eyes as the guard of Cleavers and mages switched over, the latter talking in quiet voices and the former not saying anything. Aquila crouched beside her, listening with fox ears to the conversations being held. They weren't saying anything of any real importance. Something about a girl swathed in black and followed by shadows on the outskirts of the manor. Aquila didn't think that the person would be much of a problem. If she was going to be, then they would deal with her when she became a problem.
Fresh Cleavers and agents stepped up to the same spots that the other ones had. At an unknown signal, Aquila and Skylara both transformed into mice and ran through a small gap in the wall. They moved un-seen between guards and under parked cars. They reached the house and followed it around to the back. Now that they were in the shadow of the house, they were almost completely in invisible, so they morphed into their main forms: a fox and a silver wolf.
When they got to the back, they stood as humans once more, their eyes level with the power box. Skylara checked her watch. "Three minutes," she said.

Israel Elysium moved with all the grace of a bear with a broken leg, while all around him moved silently.
"Shut up!" Darkane whispered to him, as he tripped over another log. "Dammit! You'd think that you'd be the most stealthiest out of all of us, seeing as how this IS your estate!"
Israel swore as he fell into another thorn bush. "I knew I should of gotten rid of this side-forest..." was all he muttered.
The mini-forest stopped abruptly, making way for a grass lawn stretching for three hundred metres to the manor. They could make it unseen. If they sprinted non-stop, in a straight line, they could make it.
The only problem was that between them and the mansion were about fifty well-spaced lights and twenty alert guards.
"Alright," Israel said, then doubled over in a coughing fit. Darkane rolled her eyes as he struggled to regain his breath. When it was clear that he wasn't going to be able to talk anytime soon, she grabbed the radio out of his hand and put it to her mouth. "Commence phase three." The moment she took the radio away from her face, she added "I felt ridiculous even saying that..."
Israel straightened once more, snatching the radio back and slipping into his pocket. "Good. And now, we wait."
"Wait-they DO know which wire to cut, right? Blue for the outside lights, green for inside? I'd rather not be wandering in a house full of guards in complete darkness..."
"Of course they know! I told them, didn't I?"

At the back of the manor, both bearing flashlights and confused expressions, stood Skylara and Aquila, contemplating which wire to cut.
"He said the green wire," Aquila began. "I'm sure he did."
"No," Skylara said, prying the wire cutters from Aquila's grasp. "He DEFINITELY said to cut the blue wire."
"Nope, you're wrong."
A moment passed as they both tried to remember what their friend had told them.
"Blue." Skylara said.
"Green." Aquila said at the exact same time.
They both sighed. "Should we flip for it?" Skylara said, pulling out a spare coin.

Nicolette Croga crept through the trees and scrub towards the spot where Israel and Darkane were crouching, a shining knife in her hand. When she was all but a few feet away, she raised the knife above her head, grasping it with two sweaty hands.
"I know you're there, Nicolette," Israel's voice sounded. He hadn't even turned around.
With a pretend pout on her lips, Nicolette sat down between him and Darkane. "You're such a cheater," she replied, sheathing the knife. "Using that darn power of yours."
"And you're against the status quo. Who would want to kill ME, anyway?"
"Um..." Darkane said, pointed to several figures headed their way. "THEY might."
Israel cursed and reached for his radio. But then he stopped and cursed quieter. He couldn't radio to the others, the advancing figures would hear. Instead be crawled back further into the undergrowth with Darkane and Nicolette. When they were further enough away, he whispered to the others: "They're Cleavers. In fifteen seconds time, move..." he closed his eyes for a second. "...to the left. Thirteen metres Then wait for my signal."
They nodded and he opened his eyes.

Skylara had won the coin flip. She reached into the box full of wires, selected the blue one, and clipped it in half.

Sarthacus' gaze was instantly drawn to the manor, where all the interior lights had just switched off. He frowned, then pulled the radio to his mouth again. "I think there is the absolutely smallest chance that you two might of just snipped 'the wrong wire'!"
Behind the manor, Skylara gritted her teeth in concentration as she tried to re-tape the blue wire together again without electrocuting herself.
"Toldja so," Aquila muttered, making Skylara flinch and hit a live uncovered red wire. "Ah!" she shouted, and Aquila smirked. Skylara shook her right hand to get the feeling back in it, while with her left she finished taping the blue wires back together, eyeing the red wire maliciously.

Darkane and Nicolette crouched low in the spot that was thirteen metres to the left of where they had been, watching the five Cleavers search the undergrowth by the light of the nearest lamppost. Israel was nowhere to be seen.
They had noticed that the lights inside the house had switched off, and had assumed the worst had befallen their shapeshifting friends.
There was movement in the corner of Nicolette's eye. "Aw Hell no," she said, staring at something in the treetops.
"What?" hissed Darkane, and Nicolette just pointed.
Israel sat in the lowest branch of one of the trees, directly above the Cleavers, grinning maniacally and brandishing his shotgun.
"He's going to kill himself!" Darkane whispered, creeping forward.
"No!" Nicolette said, keeping her voice as quiet as possible. "Just let it all all play out. If he gets cut to ribbons, it'll be his own damn fault."
The lights inside the house switched on, but Nicolette and Darkane didn't notice. Israel did.
And so with the loudest battle-cry he could muster, he dropped from the trees and fell rapidly to the nearest cleaver.

"Got it!" Skylara said, pulling a handle to reboot the power. The lights inside the manor switched back on.
"Quick!" Aquila said, sensing that something bad was happening and they needed to help. "Cut the green wire!"

Israel dropped from the trees and fell rapidly towards the nearest Cleaver, just as every single light outside the manor turned off simultaneously.
There were curses heard and shouts of terror from the Cleavers and from Israel himself as the fight took place in complete darkness. Nicolette and Darkane slowly rose from their positions on the ground, stumbling towards where they thought the fight was taking place.
They heard a cry of pain and a snapping sound from Israel, and then his shotgun went off, shooting straight into the air. The energy blast that accompanied every shot erupted from the barrel of the gun and went straight up as well, illuminating the battle-scene before them in an eerie blue light.

Sarthacus swung the pair of binoculars over to the edge of the small forest inside the estate, tracking an arc of blue light through the sky. He made up his mind straight away, because he knew where that blue light came from.
He was at his feet in an instant, moving fast to cover the hundred metres back to Israel's van.
Once he reached there he threw open the back doors, instantly going for the black box in the back of the van.
Deep down, he knew something was wrong. He felt like something-or someone-was missing, but he couldn't quite remember what or who.
Minutes later he lay in the same foxhole he had before, holding an item of great use that he had found inside the big box.
Without further ado, he set up the large, Barrett 50. Calibre sniper rifle on the ground before him, loading a clip of ammo into it and checking that the thermal sight that was sitting as a replacement for the normal scope was working perfectly. When his check was complete, he placed the butt of his gun on his shoulder, leaned forward, and looked through the thermal scope towards the trees on the left of the mansion.

Three Cleavers. Two on the left of Israel, one on the right. Another lay on the ground, not moving. One was missing, probably run off to warn others.
Nicolette took all of this in in an instant. Three blades slid into her palm via a secret pocket in her sleeve.
She lined the targets up as darkness fell once more around them, and pulled her arm back. She swung it forward, letting loose the small knives so that they whipped through the air towards the Cleavers.
The first Cleaver was still wondering where the bright blue light had shot from when a knife appeared in his chest. As he slumped to the ground, the second Cleaver was in mid-dive to get out of the firing line of Nicolette. He was dead before he hit the carpet of pine needles below.
The third Cleaver, through heavy mental and physical training from years before, dropped to the ground the moment the blue wave of energy had started to fade, for he knew that when it had illuminated him and his comrades, the girl with the blades had spotted them all. He had seen how her eyes had calculated distances and compensated for the wind with a frantic glance. But he knew that she would be relying on where she saw him last. And so he ducked.
Milliseconds later, something small whistled over the Cleaver's head and embedded itself in the tree behind him. His mind subconsciously accepted the fact that if he had been standing, he'd have been killed.
But just as that thought was even starting to form, it was pushed to the edge of the Cleaver's mind. Strategies and training exercises that had been drilled into him from enrollment screamed at him to move. He crawled to the left of his position, his eyes struggling to find his assailants. But the darkness had been brought back.
He was an old Cleaver. He had been through many battles with many more adversaries. His grey suit was faded now, covered with small rips and smudges. He remembered for a moment to back when he was young and given the offer to join up. He regretted that day sometimes. They had stripped him of everything; his name, home, family, his magic. Given him injections filled with forms of steroids and boosters, to make him 'survive longer'.
He had had a wife. She had been beautiful. When he joined up, he kept in contact with her, even when it would go against the rules. So the sanctuary had her killed. He kept sending letters and leaving phone messages for a whole week before he found out. The Sanctuary didn't even bother telling him. When he got time, he talked to his commanding officer; an old soldier like himself named Alpha.
"My wife was killed by the Sanctuary." It hadn't been an accusation, it had simply been a statement.
Alpha looked up from the blade he had been sharpening. "She was."
The cleaver stood there, motionless. Not in rage or sadness. Not speechlessness. All emotion; anger, despair, joy, were all gone. They had been purged through the rigorous training he was put to when he signed up.
Alpha set aside the scythe and leaned forward, clasping his hands together. They had been ungloved. It was the first time that the cleaver had noticed a comrade with such aging hands.
"Listen..." Alpha began. For the next half an hour, Alpha had admitted that he was the one who killed her, via orders from the top. He said that the Cleaver was suspected to be holding back, in the hope of going home one day in one piece.
The cleaver had stood there, helmet hiding his blank features, while his chief apologized over and over again, letting his emotions run freely. Alpha retold a story of losing his own wife and family under similar circumstances, and the Cleaver barely listened or reacted.
He stopped holding back. If he was ordered into a suicide run, he would go there, no questions asked. It didn't matter how large the foe. He would fight it.
The other chiefs and masters were impressed by the Cleaver's improvement. Alpha grew angrier at himself as the years passed. Eventually, the Cleaver heard news that Alpha was given an honorable discharge. But the Cleaver knew better. He had heard the rumors.
You either died on the battlefield, or were killed in secret when you tried to leave. Another Cleaver had told him that once. The next day, that Cleaver was found dead in his own bunk. It had been the sanctuary; he knew it.
The Cleaver shook his head, clearing all of his thoughts. Even as he did, he truly started to accept just how old he was. If he was fifteen years younger, the intruders would be dead already.
He had been offered an honorable discharge a week ago. He had declined, knowing what it meant. They had insisted, and he had told them he would leave after one last mission. This mission.
He hadn't meant it, though. He had been on his way to escaping from the estate through the forest at that moment when him and his fellow soldiers ran into the three mages. He felt nothing at his comrades deaths; he hadn't planned to save them, and it was just an easier path without them.
His crawling form moved backwards, trying to get away from his attackers. He could not see- without the outside lights on, the darkness was so complete that the tree's shadowy forms were easily mistaken for people, even with the Cleaver's heightened eye sight.
His foot caught on a root and he stumbled, but recovered instantly, balancing himself against the stump of a tree.
A voiced sounded. The Cleaver stiffened. It was from a few metres to his left. The Cleaver slowly drew a small knife from his boot, still listening intently.
"Hey Israel," the voice said. "You ok?"
There was a grudging reply, surprisingly close to the Cleaver's right. Just on the other edge of the stump, he reckoned. "Hell no! I think he broke my wrist!"
Another voice found it's way through the darkness to the Cleaver's helmet from behind him.
"Damn, I can't see anything..." it said.
"Don't worry, Darkane," the first voice sounded. "I got this." A bright flame appeared, and the Cleaver could see it coming from the girl who had thrown the blades. The Cleaver was surrounded. They didn't know he was there yet, but already the girl with the blades was stepping forward to inspect 'Israel''s injury. He raised his knife. He would only get one shot with this.
Five metres away. One stab to the chest on her left side, and then he would keep on running. By the time that they would realize she was mortally wounded, he would already be gone.
He took a stance, gripped his knife, and lunged.

Sarthacus was training his sights on Israel, Skylara and Nicolette, glad that they weren't apart of the small ring of bodies on the ground.
The thermal scope picked up all objects that emitted heat (people, for example) and showed them in a bright white light. So the light from the bodies of the Cleavers killed by Nicolette was rapidly fading, and they were just becoming another part of the scenery.
He watched as one of the figures- Nicolette, he guessed -summoned a flame that shone as another bright white light in Sarthacus' vision. Nicolette walked forward to someone else who was clutching their arm, and both of their mouths moved as they walked closer to the tree stump in between them.
Sarthacus saw a small sliver of white poking around the edge of the stump and he frowned. What was it?
Hastily, he fixed the magnification on the scope, zooming in so as to see better. He readjusted his lying down position and leaned forward, pressing his eye against the rubber ring that was placed over the edge of the scope on the sniper rifle.
The tip of a boot. He could see it properly now, protruding out from behind the tree stump and glowing brightly from the warm foot underneath. His immediate reaction was to try and warn his friends somehow of the unseen danger, but he knew that he had mere seconds before the threat revealed itself. And he could see that his friends were unaware and unprepared.
He couldn't shoot through the tree stump at this range. And shooting the boot would be pointless, and probably just a waste of time. He was just contemplating whether or not to try shooting a shot over the hidden figure's head, startling it and alerting the others, when it lunged from it's cover, a knife in it's hand.
Sathacus' mind went blank. He didn't think. He just nudged the gun to the left and shot.

Something jumped out of the darkness at Nicolette, and her eyes widened as she was unable to stop it. The reflective surface of a Cleaver's helmet loomed towards her, glinting in the light of the flame she held. Her mind barely had time to register the knife being swung at her throat when a gun fired in the distance and the Cleaver's body was tossed to her left by an unseen force. The knife embedded itself into the ground by her feet.
She couldn't move. She was still frozen by fear and shock. Israel and Darkane ran over, and once they realized that she was unscathed, their gaze turned to her attacker.

He had failed.
That was all that the Cleaver could think of. He had failed his mission. His wife. Himself.
The bullet had penetrated through his standard issue jumpsuit with ease-it wasn't like it was the White Cleaver's uniform, after all. His blood gushed out of the wound, and distantly, he remembered that he should put pressure on it to stop the bleeding. He tried moving his right arm but he couldn't; he could see out of the corner of his eye that it was bent at the wrong angle, and he wondered why.
His left arm was twisted awkwardly underneath him, although he could still move the fingers around if he tried.
He saw shapes, shadows, through the glass of his visor. He struggled to move as they got closer to him, but everything from his chest downwards refused to move. At first he wondered why that might be. Then he remembered being shot.
A tear slid down the side of his cheek, moving with gravity and sliding past his ear. He hadn't cried in fifteen years. Not even when the news had come through that his wife had died. Now, the combined force of all of those unspent tears unleashed itself, and his whole body became wracked with sobbing and pain.
He was lost. Drifting in a void that no-one should have to endure. Yet endure it he did. His vision faded, and then shone brightly as he saw his beautiful wife, standing over him with loving eyes. His voice croaked out her name, knowing no-one else would hear. "Holly..."

Israel crouched down beside the fallen Cleaver, and stared down at him. There was nothing he could do. He was going to die, if he hadn't already.
The Cleaver moved. It took a moment for Israel to realize that he was crying. Or laughing. It was hard to tell with the helmet on. Speaking about the helmet...
Israel reached forward, cradling his wrist, and undid the hidden latches behind the Cleaver's head. He removed the headpiece.
The Cleaver was crying, all right. Tears ran freely down his face; he either did not care anymore or was unaware that he was.
They were stunned by the mere fact of the Cleaver having a break down in front of them. They had known all their life of the stone-cold killers to be merciless and emotionless, knowing no pain or boundaries.
This one looked more like some pitiful pup, found in a dark alleyway with no way of going home.
He was saying something, and Israel struggled to hear, feeling in no way threatened by the broken soldier. He frowned.
"He's saying...'Holly'..."

The dark started to close in. He almost welcomed it. Almost.
He saw the face of the man crouching above him. His enemy by law of the Sanctuary.
A flash of anger broke out across the Cleaver's face. The Sanctuary, the one that had killed his own wife behind his back, and not even bothered to tell him. The Sanctuary who ordered meaningless strikes on innocents all over Ireland. The Sanctuary that he had worked for for the last 15 years.
He knew what he had to do. His left hand, still twisted underneath him, groped around on the ground, grabbing at pine needles and dirt. He tried harder to reach his back pockets, forcing himself to not give up.
The pain in his chest grew. He did not have long now, he knew. He closed his eyes and cursed aloud as he missed them again.
Finally, his hand found the back pocket that held the object he needed. He ripped it off of his belt, and with the last vestiges of his strength, he shifted his body enough to pull his arm forwards so that he was not resting on it.


Israel stared at the Cleaver as it writhed around on the ground, struggling with something behind its back. He felt no need to try and stop it-if it was a blade; the Cleaver obviously did not have enough energy to swing it around to slice at Israel.
To Israel's surprise, the Cleaver twisted it's arm into it's natural position. There were objects in his hand, and Israel curiously leaned forward to see what they were.
Without warning, the Cleaver's hand snapped up and grabbed Israel around the collar, and Israel tried pulling away, but the Cleaver's grip held firm.
Israel stopped struggling, and the Cleaver's grip loosened. He was looking directly into Israel's eyes. What he saw there was a mystery.
Israel's hands went up to the Cleaver's, and as he fell back to the ground, smiling with eyes unseeing, Israel pried open the gloved hand and saw what lay there.
A photo. Two people, smiling in their own small world without pain and suffering. A beautiful woman, and a handsome man, both young, sitting on a velvet couch in loungeroom now long forgotten. Scrawled on the back in messy, blocky letters was "Holly + Me".
Israel moved the photo off to the side and looked at the other objects.
Dog tags. Two on a delicate silver chain, illuminated by Nicolette's flame. They were smooth as anything, and only bore two things. One was a number, the characters faded. The other, was one word, the name of the Cleaver. Not his given name, for that was long forgotten. Not his taken name, for that had been wiped away. And not even his true name, for that was lost with the destruction of The Book.
It was Assigned Name. Only he and the other soldiers of the Sanctuary had one, for only they needed it. It sealed all of their names at once, granting them no power of their own. Inscribed on the piece of shining metal was the name 'Echo'.

I am gone. No longer drifting, but heading onwards, past the void and to a land beyond. Light, everywhere. And a voice. Oh, that voice that I know so well. The voice of the woman that I had loved and married. Holly.
A smile plays upon my lips as I move further towards the light, all the while moving further away from reality.







Woah. I am so tired right now.

And to think, that's only one part. I still got another, like, five to go? Six? Ah Hell...



Well, hope you enjoyed it. I normally do a small bit on each character in my fan-fic, and I guess that the last two haven't really been following that schedule. Yes, there was a bit of Sarthacus in there, and I hope he likes that, but I felt that my character showed up a lot...and that's got to be annoying, so don't worry, I will focus on depicting the sheer awesomeness of your characters, I swear.



Oh yeah, and the Clock? It's wrong. It somehow only shows the times whereever you happen to be at the time (so it appears to me that it is showing Adelaide time to all, but in fact it's showing Adelaide time to me, and your times to you. Which is pretty pointless, seeing as how every comp already has a miniclock).





G'night all!







P.S Yes, i do know that not a lot of the Box thingo was revealed, but stay tuned. It shall be full of awesomeness, I swear. You just have to pretend that it's some really crappy idea, so that when you read what's in there, you'll be like "Oh, well, that wasn't that stupid."

If there are any typos in my story, keep in mind that all (save the last, say, ten paragraphs) was written on my iPod touch. I think Jaffa will understand that it is extremely tricky.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Ok...

More adjustments have been made to my blog. I now have a clock, which is useless to me but helpful to you, and also the Chat Box has been changed. I have made it so that you have to click on the link that shows up, and a pop-up chat box thing appears, allowing you to resize and so on.


And that's just about all i wanted to sa-
OOH! What's this? A story that just so happened to appear? Why, that's awesome!
This is that story that i think i mentioned earlier...something about drinking, Israel, Elysium Asylum and Christmas...hmm..
It doesn't have a title, but it's such a small piece that it doesnt really need one. No, there will not be a follow up piece, so if you weren't mentioned or seen in this story i am deeply sorry, i shall make it up to you somehow.




Israel Elysium sat at the big desk in his father's old room, contemplating life and staring glumly at the heavy rain outside.
Christmas Eve. And he had piled before him a mountain of paperwork to sign, courtesy of the Irish Sanctuary.
Israel hated paperwork. It was a job more suited to someone like his father had been.
He sighed and consulted the sheet of paper that was first on the pile. It was a sign-up sheet for work at the Sanctuary. He slowly picked up a pen and hoped that it was out of ink. It wasn't.
The whole thing was his fault, and he knew it. It had all started when he was at a local pub, sharing a drink with a high-up Sanctuary Agent. The conversation had drifted to the subject of Sanctuary recruitment, and by that time, Israel had already drunk three beers. His memory got a little fuzzy around that point, but two days later, a letter arrived at Elysium Asylum, containing several forms and a small note saying that the agent had gone to a lot of trouble to get Israel a spot in the Sanctuary's protection work force.
The forms were due tomorrow; Christmas day. Israel sighed once more, hearing suppressed music from the common room below. If it were any other agent, he would have instantly turned down the offer. But he needed to maintain a good friendship with this one. The man could become a useful ally in the future, and Israel didn't want to scare him off or anything. And plus, the Agent owned his own private brewery, and damn, Israel thought, did that man make one helluva Long Island Ice Tea.
So Israel was stuck. From somewhere downstairs, he heard another chorus of cheers and laughter in celebration of Christmas Eve.
He sat still for a split second, muttered "Stuff it" and pushed away from the large table, the chair scraping as it was dragged across the floorboards. He walked over to his bedside, donned his knee-length jacket, and turned to the door of his room, about to leave. He didn't know where he was going. Probably just somewhere he was going to sit in a corner and be pissed at the rest of the world.
Something sparkled out of the corner of his eye. Israel turned his head to look at the intricate glass bottle sitting on his desk. It was a bottle of strong whiskey that had been an early Christmas present from one of the residents here at E.A.
So, he could sulk and glare at the world for being unfair. Or...

The hallway outside of his room was dark. His footsteps were light on the carpeted floor, and for a moment as he passed Jaffa's and Kallista's rooms, he wondered if he should invite them down there too. He kept walking. They probably already were.
A small pair of eyes watched from the banister of the grand staircase downwards. Israel reached them and smiled, patting the cat that perched peculiarly there. "Is that you, Mar Chu?" The cat purred in answer, rubbing her chin on Israel's hand. "Well, isn't it strange what the cat drags in in Christmas Eve? No pun intended, of course."
Israel started to descend the stairs, and Mar leaped on to the shoulder of his jacket, clinging desperately as he continued to move. When he reached the Entrance Hall, Mar got a better grip on his jacket, the claws digging into it.
"Hey!" Israel called over his shoulder at Mar. "Watch it! I only have one of these jackets."
He passed the piece of old parchment that hung on the wall beside the front door, and as he did, his name disappeared from it, as did the words parallel of his name, 'Israel's Room'.
Instead, they reappeared seconds later, with the writing 'Entrance Hall' scrawled in neatly next to it. Underneath Israel's name and in the same category was March's name.
His eyes glanced quickly at the section for the people sitting in the common room. It extended to over half of the list. He saw names he barely recognized, and others that he hadn't heard of in years. His feet stopped moving and Mar was almost thrown off his shoulder. He went back to the list and smiled to himself as he saw that some of the names were slight smudged, as if someone had splashed with a small amount of water. Israel almost laughed at the amount of people smudges in their name. He had created that small piece of magic himself, designed to signal who was drunk and who wasn't. The more smudged the name, the more drunk that person was.
He spotted a name in the section labelled 'Driveway', and he moved to the front door. He checked the future, counted the seconds, and with a flourish, opened the front door. A wet and bewildered Dragona Pine stood in he doorway, cold to the bone. "How did you...?" Dragona began, but Israel just tapped his own temple and smiled.
Dragona saw something under Israel's jacket and almost collapsed right there. "Please tell me that's what I think it is...please tell me...is that...Whiskey?"
"Like Hell," Israel replied, lifting the bottle up so that Dragona could see it better. He made a quick grab for the bottle and Israel snatched it away, leaving Dragona stumbling towards the staircase. "I'm opening it in the common room if you want any," Israel called to Dragona, and then walked on through the hallways. It wasn't far to walk before he had reached the Common Room. This close, the music was so loud that the floorboards had started to shake. He straightened his jacket, smoothed down his hair, and opened the two large French doors to see a party happening. The fire was roaring. Drinks were being served. The music was being mixed by someone that he didn't quite know. They even had a large Christmas tree in the corner.
The moment he entered, the music stopped. Cheering died down. And all eyes were fixed upon him. Kallista stood from her seat. "Um...w-we're sorry, Israel. We know you have a lot of work. We could, um, turn the music down if you want," she said sheepishly.
Silence filled the room still. The people who had been dancing now shifted awkwardly from foot to foot. And Israel just stood there, staring at them all.
Another ten seconds passed. Then, wordlessly, Israel held the Whiskey bottle aloft in the air, a smile playing upon his features.
Everyone cheered. They hooted 'n' wooted. They were really just glad overall because he hadn't come down there to put a stop to the party, and instead he had come and joined them.
There was a welcoming of hands and smiles as he went through the crowd, greeting those he knew and nodding to the ones he didn't. He finally reached the bar, where a sorcerer bar-man was serving drinks. "Anything for you, sir?" he asked Israel after just serving two others.
"Just some glasses please," he replied. The bar-man gave him four on a small plate, and Israel weaves his way to the corner of the room, pulling up a leather-padded chair. He set the glasses down on a little table, and started pouring.

Fifteen minutes later...

Dragona took the stairs down to the first floor two at a time in, all water gone from his clothes. He was just about to head on down to the common room when he glanced at the parchment attached to the wall. He kept going, stopped, and backtracked slowly.
His eyes spotted once again what they had moments again. It was under the section labelled 'Common Room'.
"What the HELL," Dragona said, staring at the mass of blotted ink on the parchment where someone's name was meant to be. "is THAT?"

"Stuff it," Israel said, drowning his fifteenth glass from the bottle of strong Whisky. "I don't need that job! And I don't need to be friends with that agent, anyways."
And so his mind was set.
However, all that the people around him could define of his words was little more than "Nmph nm nmph-nmh." And then he proceeded to fall asleep.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ah, how Blogger is awesome.

I have made some changes to the blog recently, as you can see.

With the help of my awesome bro, Louis, I have added...

A CHAT BOX! HOORAY!

Now, i;m hopefully thinking that this will be easier for people to talk on the blog. And I think that if it's awesome enough, we might even convince the Golden God to put it on his blog! Which i think will make many people happy, as if there is a post on his blog that is on a certain topic, people can still chat on there, but with this chatbox.

Another reason i brought it in was so that you wouldn't have to go and refresh a whole page to see if someone has commented yet. I dunno, but i hope this is better. If not, i'll prob take it down.

Lizzy, i posted something in the previous post, replying to what you said.

And btw, when you're using the chat box, you can click on the 'Help' button to open up a little window with helpful tips on how to get colors, sizes, etc.

I will be posting two things soon: 1, a very short piece of writing about Israel, drinking, jobs, Christmas, and Elysium Asylum. 

2, the next part of my fan-fic, which shall be upon us very soon.

Also, another idea for a fan-fic has sprung into my mind, and i have already started plan it out. 
It shall be about...





















 ...and mind you, no-one can copy this idea....














....A Cleaver.


Because i have become mildly obsessed with these supersoldiers. In my fan-fic, there is a great deal about a certain one, and then there was this 'White Cleaver' post i did, and now this....


...I want to know so much about SP, but i think i like having never-ending freedom with my writing, and so coming up with stories about Cleavers is fun, on account of so little back story being said by the Golden Gods in his books.







...speaking about his books, i;m now up to the part when Valkyrie and Fletch go dancing in Mortal Coil....

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I saw the White Cleaver today


I saw the White Cleaver today.

I did not meet him, nor speak to him. It was only a fleeting glance, but it was enough.
I was in the second to last lesson of school, and I was bored out of my mind. I had finished reading the book that we were meant to be studying, and so my gaze drifted to the blackboard in search of interest.

I saw a flash. A glint of steel and glassy visor. I turned to my right, looking out the window, to see him standing there on top of the adjacent building, holding his scythe and leaning on it slightly. By the time my eyes registered the fact that he was there, he was gone again, lost to my sight.

I did not tell anyone. How could I? What would they say, if I told them that I saw a deadly fictional character?

I did not dwell about why he had been watching. It might not even be me that his eyes were on.
But afterwards, when the day was over, I went to the back of that building, a place where no-one visited anymore, and found strange evidence.
A chocolate bar wrapper. A car magazine. Even what looked like a cigarette!
I was surely not aware that a zombified Cleaver would have the need to eat. And surely he wouldn’t be reading magazines. But those items were there, none the less.

And so there was my sighting of the White Cleaver.

I was relieved, at the least, that the lethal figure had decided to stay on the roof of the building and not come any closer. Although, the distance between the window and the edge of the roof wasn’t that big. If anything, he could jump the gap right through the window.
Secretly, however, I wanted to know more about him. Wanted to meet him, and speak to him. I did not realise, however, that that would also happen very soon…




Hello Lenka. It is great to have you back. Or at least with the promise of a post a month.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Stuffz (and also PART FREAKIN' 7)

WOAH It's been quite a good *counts on fingers* ...um...let's just say eighteen days since i've posted. That sounds reasonable.

Let me fix that last statement- it's been a boring and dull 18 days since i've posted, mainly because i've been to darn lazy to post.



There is one thing i need to say before anything else gets said, done, accomplished, or even THOUGHT about.





Lenka Sweet. I hope you are reading this. I hope that in London, somewhere, you are reading this and smiling. And hopefully coming back.

In my last post, i stated that Lenka had returned. Yeah, well, sort of. She posted, but we've been commenting for a while now and she hasn't said anything else. I don;t want you to leave again, Lenka. Truly, it is horrible not knowing what a fellow writer is feeling. 
Tell us. Tell me. I don't care, just....come back. I really miss you.





And with those somber and hope-filled words, i move on to the next thing. I have been thinking of stuff to do. I have been failing at thinking of stuff to do.

But i managed. Barely. 

So, top of that list is definitely writing the story. And i'm pretty happy because i just finished the next part. It will be below, as soon as i finish talking about stuff. Stuff-Z. 
Second in the list of stuff i need to do, is this picture i drew recently.

Yes, i know that you are instantly going "Wait a sec-isn't his brother the drawing prodigy? The Graphic Designer? The amazing artist?

Well, yes. Yes he is. But i'll be damned if i can't draw as well. 
Not as good as him, Hell no, but close. With my own style. Right now, i can accurately draw an AK47 (Assault Kalashnikov, made in 1947, if anyone's interested) in under 4 minutes, plus shading and attachments.

This drawing that i have yet to scan in (that's my goal, scanning and colouring) is of a battlefield. And it's pretty damn awesome, if i say so myself.

But that hasn't been done. So that is second.



Third, if you all can remember, is that movie that i said i would post, just a sort of quick look around my room and my bookshelf. Y'see, i still have to edit some of it, and that's a tough enough task, and with each passing day that i don't do anything about it, i just feel like not really posting it anymore. If i do post it tho, and you're to stuffed to watch it (i wouldnt blame you, it's pretty bad. Just me and my incessant voice going on for a while), then...well, it's got a special guest/star appearance of Daniel Radcliffe. 



....yeaaaaaah nah. It's got Louis in it tho...if that...helps... -_-

PART FREAKIN' 7:


Remember that this is a new Part and Episode.
 
If you remember, i split you all up so it was easier to write, but half of you went to Japan to see Ki-yoko, cos she had a way to block Lewis' powers, and the other half stayed with Lewis in...well i'm not quite sure where they actually are. It's probably Ireland. Hm. Dublin, most likely. 
So, i already wrote six seperate parts of characters in Japan, which hopefully you have already read. And this is the beginning of the other parts, including these O.C's:

Israel, Aquila, Skylara, Lewis, Sarthacus, Darkane, Nicolette.
So, enjoy!


Israel Elysium drummed his fingers on the rim of the steering wheel of his van, his face illuminated partially by the passing street lights. He tried and failed to ignore the six passengers moving noisily around in the back of his van, pocking and prodding the cheap seats. He tried to ignore their weapons, the way that they stabbed and scratched his beloved vehicle, with every bump and jolt of the long trip to his home. In a desperate attempt to clear his mind, he keyed a button, and his window rolled down. A blast of cold, Irish air dotted with rain drops came into the van, to more complaining and muttering from those in the back.
And then there were the questions. Always the questions.
“Hey Israel, why is everything so uncomfortable?”
“Where are we going, again?”
“How are the others doing?”
“Do you mind if I put my bow over here?
And worst of all, “Are we there yet?”
It was funny, of course. In the movies. The books. T.V shows, yes. Even comic strips. But in real life? Hell no.
He ignored them, mostly. Tried to get his thinking straight.
In the passenger seat was Aquila, shifting awkwardly as she moved her weapons around to a more comfortable spot. Israel had done a round trip, visiting everyone’s homes and giving them thirty seconds to grab whatever weapons and equipment they could carry and bring it in the van. If their home wasn’t close enough, or had already been compromised by the Sanctuary, Israel had promised them all a selection of the finest weaponry he had ever come across in his travels, back at the vault in his house.
Nicolette's voice penetrated his thoughts. "Hey Israel, what's this metal box got inside it?" There was a dull 'thwump' from the back of the van.
"Why'd you kick it?" Sarthacus asked Nicolette. "It's not like it was hurting you or anything."
Israel had the distinct impression that Nicolette was shrugging. "I wanted to test how strong it was. So  I kicked it. Ok?"
Israel inhaled deeply, wishing for the umpteenth time that his van was completely empty and devoid of others. He liked company, yes, but this? This was torture.
But instead of yelling at them all to shut the hell up and get out of his van, he exhaled his breath, checked his review mirrors to make sure no-one else was on the road, and calmly slammed on the brakes in the middle of the street.
Everyone jolted forward from the force of the sudden stop, and several heads banged together.
"Please," said Israel in the same calm, controlled voice. "Get the hell away from that box. I'd rather NOT have everyone in the back of my car reduced to a bloody and pulpy mess."
No-one said anything. But they all crammed further towards the back of the van, away from the ominous looking box.
Israel went to turn the ignition back on when a shape standing right outside the car window caught his eye. He shouted an obscenity, his eyes flicking instinctively to the side-view mirror, but he could only see blank space where the shape was, but it was there, just outside of the van, drawing it's pale-skinned clawed hand back to form a fist...
Something clicked in Israel's head about not being able to see it in the mirror, when there was a crashing sound and he was pulled through the window and out onto the pavement.
He could here the loud voices of his friends, yelling, but it would be to late for him by the time they got there. The man--no, the 'vampire', Israel corrected himself--would have already killed him by then.
Of course, he he had neither asked nor needed any help with this foe.
In one swift movement, Israel pulled out his double barrel, sawn-off shotgun, pulling the trigger twice in rapid succession and blowing vampire half to kingdom come.
The others piled out of the back of the van, save Lewis. They ran over to Israel, just as he was dusting himself off and emptying the two shells from his gun. "What in Hell's name took you so long?"
Nicolette stepped forward sheepishly. "Well...y'see... We really didn't want to disturb that box of yours...just...just in case..."
"Right, good thinking," Israel replied distractedly, staring at a shape that had appeared some way down the street.

The shape stepped into the light of a street lamp, and Israel rose his gun to his shoulder, aiming down the sights at the man.
The man stopped advancing, and instead cupped his hands around his mouth.
"Dusk sends his regards!" he shouted to the group, then pulled something from his jean pocket, throwing it into the darkness behind him.
Skylara swore darkly.
 "What?" Sarthacus asked. "What did you see?"
"A syringe. 100 mililitres. Probably full of hemlock and wolf's bane."
"Wait--you could see all that?"
Sarthacus turned to Skylara, just in time to see her eyes morph from a smaller hazel pair into her normal-sized silver pair. "Eagle eyes," she said knowingly, tapping her head and smiling.
The vampire shucked it's skin, clothes and all, and howled at the fugitives by the van. "Ah, too easy. This isn't going to take longer than a second!" Aquila said confidently. Then out of the shadows and off of the roofs came other forms, prowling forward, eyeing the group with hunger and malice. "I take that back," Aquila said, and the vampires lunged.
It was all very fast. Sarthacus ducked, a vampire flying over his head and ramming into Skylara. They both rolled, Skylara coming to her paws as her wolf form, the vampire coming up just plain snarling. Nicolette pulled out and then threw blade after blade, each one finding it's mark with a sickly sound. Several vampires were thrown into the air by an unseen wind, the guided by Sarthacus' hands into into the side of a brick building. Aquila ran forward and transformed into a huge bald eagle, flying tremendously fast at the nearest vampire with her clawed feet outstretched. Darkane drew out her two long blades, plunging them straight into the head of an advancing vampire, pulling them out with a gruesome 'snick'. And Israel rested the butt of his shotgun on his hip, swung around to the group of vampires, and pulled the trigger. The buckshot flew into the midst of the group, catching a vampire in the chest and sending him spinning to the ground. And the the blue wave of energy erupted from the barrel of his gun, crashing into the vampires and disrupting their attack. But they stumbled to their feet and stumbled forward still. Sarthacus stepped forward, muttering "I've got this," and raising his hand. Israel closed his eyes, saw what Sarthacus wanted to achieve, and placed his arm on his friend's shoulder, letting the vision course through and into Sarthacus' mind.
Sarthacus then closed his eyes, watching the vision, seeing how it played out and when he should attack. Sarthacus concentrated on that moment, rehearsing it in his mind while the remaining six vampires regained their speed and rushed forward. They weaved all around the street, in no pattern at all, but still moving towards Sarthacus and his friends.
But they wouldn't be overrun and ripped to shreds by the beasts. That may have been one of the possible futures that Israel had seen, but it wasn't the one that he had shown Sarthacus.
As Sarthacus was seeing the vision one more time, just to make sure of when to strike, there was a moment. The wind seemed to stop, the vampire's shrieking died away and the only sound Sarthacus could hear was his own and his comrades breathing. The vampires weaving bodies aligned for a split second, one in front of the other, and at that moment, Sarthacus thrust out his palm, and a thin branch snapped out from a hole on the underside of his wrist, shooting forward at an amazing speed and impaling all of the vampires at once. The first one in line, close enough for Israel to see the saliva dripping off of it's fangs, just stood there, suspended by the branch in it's stomach and gurgling slightly.
Sarthacus twisted his hand with obvious effort, tugging the branch back towards him and through the skewered vamps.
One by one, from the last vampire and moving on to the first, the beasts slumped to the ground as the branch started to move back into Sarthacus' wrist, the vampires slipping off of the end as it passed back through their chest or stomach.
The tip of the branch slipped back into the hole in his arm, until the only sign of a mini-bough being there was deep black blood of the vamps that dripped from a spot on Sarthacus's arm.
"Isn't that dangerous?" Aquila asked while the vamps lay dying on the road."Y'know, having vampire blood so close to your bloodstream?"
"Why, not at all," replied Sarthacus in his usual Scottish accent. "It has a sort of in-built sheath that stops unpleasantries from the world entering my body."
"Right," said Israel, sliding his shotgun into his legstrap and opening the back of his van. "History lesson's over, folks. We've got a ways to go, and by the looks of our luck so far, we'll be needing that dangerous box of mine."


I have got to go now, my dad wants me off. 

One last thing....
















.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX! Have an awesome day!



-Hellboy







P.S Louis has started going to TAFE. I dunno if any of you kno what that is, but it's sort of like Uni, i guess. (university) Just not as full on. I think. Hmm....

Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Susurrus - By The Great Octaboona Amrosius, Paragon of the Purple Horde

Well, this is a pretty damn good day i;m having.
And that's definitely an understatement.


OK! So first, LENKA SWEET, possibly my favorite writer next to Derek Landy, HAS RETURNED!



WVIIVWUBIVWBIUVENLISNWENNGWKJLDI! EPIIICCCAAAA-ness!!!!!!!!!


She has had it tough, so i want you to all go to her blog RIGHT NOW (or else) AND COMMENT! SAY HI! TELL HER WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING! CONGRATULATE HER ON DEREK'S COMMENT! :DDDDDDDD XD




So that was one. Out of three awesome things that have happened today. 


The second one, a lot of you probably already know about, because your blogs were chosen as well. 

DEREK LANDY READ OUR WORK! W000000000000000000000000000TTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CWIUWINIUEGWIUDWGBULADVSIUL NCNLWEIULGFIUOGBIUL1!!!!!!! 


EEEEEPPPPIIICCCCCAAAA-ness!!!!!!!!


And THEN! Third, but definitely not least, IS THIS EPICA POEM WRITTEN FOR ME BY THE GREAT OCTABOONA AMBROSIUS! 

OMG! LOOK AT IT'S EPICA-ness!!!!


Read on. I dare you... :P  




The Susurrus

By The Great Octaboona Amrosius, Paragon of the Purple Horde

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of heaven and hell

Hellboy seeks with his far seeing eyes
That see beyond the future
To the time on the Morpheus Road
Where the great multitudes swarm
He seeks out each individual’s path
And their deathly destination

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of life and death

He sees an ancient figure
Bound for the ethereal plains
Filled with wraiths and phantasms
That hide in the mists and vapours
That torment the mind with ghosts and memories
From ages past

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of anger and sorrow

Hellboy watches a young child
Stand alone in the Field of Asphodel
His identity already fading
His pale spirit merging with the others
Joining the repetitious cycle
In the dreary grey grass
Of eternal stillness and neutrality

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of silence and commotion

Hellboy shades his eyes from the bold man’s fate
Who lived a life of cruelty and malice
Turning others joys incarnadine
As he walks the way to Sheol
To be purged in unquenchable fire
And smell the stench of his own roasting flesh
And taste the bitter flavour of charred hair and blackened skin

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of laughter and hatred

Yet here on the Morpheus road he spots a kindly woman
Who will spend her after life in the Blest Isles of Elysium
Safe from harm and suffering in an island of beauty paramount
Rewarded for her grace and virtue
She will find peace

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of war and peace

Yet few make the Blest Isles
Hellboy sighs
As the Road takes another victim
Destined for the dank dungeons of Vilhel
Where they will languish in the gloom
With slime brushed walls and dripping rocks
With only goats urine to sate their thirst

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of time and space

Far above the caves of Vilhel the sounds of feasting
Emanate from the Hall of Asgard
As a new arrival enters the Hall of Valhalla
To drink and feast in utmost luxury
Attended to by their personal Valkyrie
A mighty warrior devours a plump boar
As the mead flows freely

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of loneliness and companionship

The Pit of Tartarus
Hellboy shivers at the name
As he senses another soul
Enter oblivion
Tortured by beings greater than gods
Eyes stabbed out by mechanical men
The weeping sores oozing pus and blood
A plaything of Kronos

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of grief and comfort

Hellboy watches as another soul approaches the Pearly Gates
A convocation of angels in gold and white smile down
From the pure white banks of clouds that fill the pristine sky
An unearthly glow of majesty and splendour

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of order and chaos

The Five Rivers of Hades converge in a frothing torrent
Acheron- River of Sorrow
Cocytus- River of Lamentation
Phlegethon- River of Fire
Lethe- River of Oblivion
And Styx- River of Hate
They surround the Morpheus Road in swirling glory
In shades of darkest night to deepest crimson
And in the very centre of this quercivorous pool
With jet black obsidian shores
And amaranth tides
Stands a sentinel, a Silent One
Presiding over the multitude
Known only as Hellboy

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of air and fire

The sentinel looks out across the vast varied underworld
Yet fears to look into his own future
Or the core of his heart
He hears not the ringing for it is a knell
To summon him to heaven or to hell

A susurrus in the wind
A zephyr along the highway of humanity 




Wow. You, Octaboona Ambrosius, are a truly amazing writer. You just...wow.

I swear, there's a tear in my eye :')

I was scrolling through these comments on my iPod, 12:00 at night, exhausted both physically and mentally, with a blank face, when I got to that poem.

A twitch. The smallest spark of confusion, then wonder, hope, and finally, emanating from within me, a smile. The twitch was replaced by a force greater than I have felt in a long time, and as I read on, the corners of my mouth upturned, completing it all into the biggest damn smile I've had in ages. I wanted to laugh in joy at the poem's magnificence, but it was still late at night. So I read on, biding my time and being content with my big smiles.
Everytime someone passed, I would flick the iPod's screen down against my chest, close my eyes, and feign sleep, quickly wiping the smile away.
But then the person would leave, I would flick the iPod up again, and read on, my smile creeping slowly back.

The beauty! Your poem trumps anything I could of even dreamt of writing. Thankyou, Octa. Thankyou. 




-Hellboy

 P.S cheers to you if you got the hidden message. I daresay it wasn't hard to find.




P.P.S 'Blest Isle of ELYSIUM' ETERNAL FTW!


P.P.P.S I don't know if anyone has noticed, but i added something that i;m going to be calling 'The blog of the week', a gadget somewhere above my followers. 
It's because i don't think that enough people read certain blogs, so if you all don't mind, i;m going to be advertising some. No self-benefit, i swear.

Anyway, every week i change it, and you're meant to spend five minutes of your time clicking on that link and looking around their blog, maybe leave a comment, and then follow it. And then treasure it for the rest of your damn lives.



That sounded kind of threatening....hmm...scratch that last part.




-Hellboy (For real this time)

Friday, January 21, 2011

T- around about half an hour till I leave Moonta Bay Caravan Park :P

Just a note, still on an iPhone, which unfortunately doesn't support 'compose' mode- so no colors.



Alrite! Almost home! A shower, a bed that doesn't always deflate, T.V, and INTERNET!!! Mwahahaha!!!!

I don't have much to say, but it's been an awesome trip so far.


@Dragona Pine- I'm kinda still waiting for your reply to my reply to Alex's reply to Alex's own reply to yours to Kallista's reply to my reply to your inquiry.




.....I think...

If you got that, then go to the previous post and go from the bottom to the top.

That's, like, all I have to say, I will be busy unpacking and playing Internet games when I get back home, so I'll probably either post or talk again to u all in 12 hours time.


Cya then!


-Hellboy

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

LENKA POST MOAR OF YOUR STORY (that's irrellavent to what this blog post is about but it doesnt matter YOU STILL NEED TO POST MORE!)

Ok, first, no story, not yet, and second, i was going to post this next part, but then i actually started working on the movie that is later explained, and i realized that it's all just to damn much work to do in one night. So here;s the post, and when i get back in one week's time (I'm going on an awesome family trip to a place called 'Moonta Bay', right on the beach, with my cousins so i just get to chill and right stories on my iPod for a week) i will post this once more as well as the movie, plus any pictures i have.
But i still encourage you all to do Lizzy's idea (go to the Eight Great Immortals blog to find out), the One Day Camera Challenge.
Rite, so here's the post that i wrote prior to giving up-i, uh, mean, re-scheduling- the time to post my really short movie.

Goodbye for one week, bloggers, i shall not be able to read any of your works until the holiday is over.












SO! We meet again, fellow bloggers.


I want to say-before this starts-that Lizzy's idea to carry around a camera for the day was an awesome stroke of genius.


So, i decided to. And i did take some photos, BUT, there hasn't been a whole LOT to smile about cos i've been couped up at home. 'n stuff.


And then, i got myself thinking. Hey, i should take a short movie. Like, REALLY short. Just showing my room, (however messy it is) and my bookcase. 'Cos my bookcase is special to me, and so i wanted to show you guys. :P don't worry, you can leave now if you want.


Rite, so here's my short movie. Altho, its probably going to take up 5 minutes of your life. So sorry for the inconvenience.


What was i saying? I;m wondering. No, i am Rambling.


Ramblings from a rambled soul.



rambled? LoL?







So here it is, enjoy, and then, (optional), go make a vid of your own, titled 'Rambles' or somthing, showing us all your bookcase or collection, or your room.


If you want to kno where this original idea started, head on down toThe Eight Great Immortals and it should explain it all there.

Well, here goes. I'm going to only be showing this for one week, and then i'll be taking it off the blog, mainly for security reasons.

*future Hellboy steps into past Hellboy's blog*

Future Hellboy:Sup, um, the movie isn't finished yet.
Past Hellboy: WHAT!?!
Future Hellboy: Yeah, it's a loooong story.


Cya all, i;ll miss you.


-Hellboy




PS i got LIES by Micheal Grant. The last in the trilogy. :D can't wait to read it.